The Rough Trade shops were advertising their compilations as Kate Moss-free products.Beware:she can make or break you.

Should i invite her boyfriend around too?

I'm probably best advised to stay away from her then.

What's her boyfriend like?

Beware: if he comes round my thread causing trouble, then I'll just get Tenpole Tudor round to sort him out.

'Hi,i'm Kate's on/off boyfriend.I'm Pete and i'm clean.Very clean.''

Jesus, is that a still from Oliver Twist? That's not a real person, right?

My security team:



'There'll be none of that 'got to pick a pocket or two' nonsense in this thread, mate'.

An East London cockney urchin of some sort.You wouldn't mess with characters like that at the door.

I'm off out for a bit. I'm leaving this threas in the capable hands of Tenpole Tudor, and I don't expect any trouble whilst I'm gone. It's a good clean thread, let's make it stay that way.

the gun club,but G'N'R' would have been a though competitor...that's a nice pic of kate moss.

I was thinking of something funny to say, upon seeing Pete Doherty and Tenpole Tudor stare each other down; then I realised this was funny enough all on its own...

hey Hip, wheres this song "in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight"

i pick that one.

'' we like it in here.Can we stay?''

I hate them all. Where is that answer?

ha ha! priceless...

"no way would i poison ma body with that shite.... no fuckin way..."
-francis begby.

Sorry mate. I considered it, of course (are we both thinking of the Tight Fit version?) but it's called 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight', so doesn't have the word 'jungle' in the title.

you forgot jungle boogie by kool & the gang, i love that song.

but my vote would have gone to welcome to the jungle.

I would have voted for the Legendary Pink Dots tune of this name, personally.

These Pete pix are putting me off my breakfast.

Kate Moss has never been too appealing to me either, but I have to admit she looks good in the pic on the previous page. I think it's the short haircut and the fact that I can't see her ribs. She is far too thin for my taste. Pete on the other hand is just gross.

aww shit yeah, never thought of that. Hip i've said it before and i'll say it again.... a mine of information you are.

You can hange your settings, you know, to view more posts on a single page.

No Bungle in the Jungle (Jethro Tull)?