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!@#$%! 09.07.2006 04:19 PM

she remains unreformed

porkmarras 09.07.2006 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
eh, jesus may be one of the most powerful ghosts in history. coming from a catholic country, i know what it can do. and looking at the american ayatollahs, well, it's worse here even....

Well well,I COME from what at least is considered the most catholic country in the world but turns out to be also the most blasphemous at the same time.And satanic.Bollocks to them all if you ask me.

Glice 09.07.2006 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
eh, jesus may be one of the most powerful ghosts in history. coming from a catholic country, i know what it can do. and looking at the american ayatollahs, well, it's worse here even....


Porkie comes from a more Catholic country, let's not forget that.

I always think, regardless of empirical evidence, it's what 'Jesus' represents that is more important than anything else.

I'm doing really well for gay posts this evening.

cryptowonderdruginvogue 09.07.2006 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
I want to burn down lakewood church


AND Second Baptist, too!!!!!!!!!



I was actually eating lunch at the Racquet Club with some friends after a long night of partying. We were all cracked out looking and the people at the Racquet Club didnt want to serve us because they didnt believe we were members. Anyways, once we established that we were members, we sat down at our table.
We're all talkin really loud about last night, right? About all the coke(not me, but the others), liquor, and what not that was done.
Motherfuckin' ED YOUNG, the pastor or whatever at Second Baptist (the creepiest church ever) comes to our table and closes his eyes and prays for us.
One of my friends grabbed his ass as he walked away from our table.

this is ed:
 

Cantankerous 09.07.2006 04:25 PM

hahahahaha

Savage Clone 09.07.2006 04:25 PM

He's hot. I would have totally grabbed his ass.

!@#$%! 09.07.2006 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Glice
Porkie comes from a more Catholic country, let's not forget that.


i dont know if italy is more catholic than some regions of latin america. we have the infiltration of the opus dei, and while they are sick and tired of the fucking pope, whenever he comes visit us people flock the streets and have fits of hysteria.

my whole point was that in spite of the badness of catholicism, born-agains are even worse, much much worse-- they have control of the greatest nuclear arsenal on the planet, for starters...

cryptowonderdruginvogue 09.07.2006 04:28 PM

he was all like
"Lord, please guide these teenagers in your path so that they may see the light!!!"

nature scene 09.07.2006 04:29 PM

Around here we refer to them as the God Squad

Glice 09.07.2006 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i dont know if italy is more catholic than some regions of latin america. we have the infiltration of the opus dei, and while they are sick and tired of the fucking pope, whenever he comes visit us people flock the streets and have fits of hysteria.

my whole point was that in spite of the badness of catholicism, born-agains are even worse, much much worse-- they have control of the greatest nuclear arsenal on the planet, for starters...


Oh yeah. As the reverend Mark Edward Smith once sang, "And What about the meek?/ I said they've got a bloody cheek"

Cantankerous 09.07.2006 04:29 PM

that is so fucked up.

Savage Clone 09.07.2006 04:32 PM

Do the pins look like devils?

!@#$%! 09.07.2006 04:33 PM

^^ hey i like how your ikea shows in yellow over blue. it looks like you stole a sign & glued it to the screen. never mind, i am sleep deprived.

Cantankerous 09.07.2006 04:34 PM

i hate ikea.

for some reason i momentarily read the title of this thread as "the black people were on campus today."
when i first saw it i thought it said "jesus was on campus today"

Glice 09.07.2006 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' 'The question is,' said Alice, 'whether you can make words mean so many different things.'
'The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, 'which is to be master - that's all.'



Is that not some sort of Hegelian parody then? Ah, God bless nursery rhymes and their malevolent parodies. Spiffing.

porkmarras 09.07.2006 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
i dont know if italy is more catholic than some regions of latin america. we have the infiltration of the opus dei, and while they are sick and tired of the fucking pope, whenever he comes visit us people flock the streets and have fits of hysteria.

my whole point was that in spite of the badness of catholicism, born-agains are even worse, much much worse-- they have control of the greatest nuclear arsenal on the planet, for starters...

Of course latin America is more Catholic.Look at the size of it compared to Italy.Jeovah Witnesses are the second religion(i think some of the italian posters would confirm this)and bizarrely enough the last two guys i went out with were both from that background but in Britain.I find people a little more obsessed with religion in other countries sometimes.I mean,i've never really talked about it much with anyone while growing up because noone was really arsed about it.

HaydenAsche 09.07.2006 04:36 PM

"Jesus people"?

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Cantankerous 09.07.2006 04:38 PM

do you not know what they are, hayden?

HaydenAsche 09.07.2006 04:39 PM

I'm assuming dumbass means Christians. That's such a 2nd grade pseudo-athiest way to say it, though.

!@#$%! 09.07.2006 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras
Of course latin America is more Catholic.Look at the size of it compared to Italy.Jeovah Witnesses are the second religion(i think some of the italian posters would confirm this)and bizarrely enough the last two guys i went out with were both from that background but in Britain.I find people a little more obsessed with religion in other countries sometimes.I mean,i've never really talked about it much with anyone while growing up because noone was really arsed about it.


see every time glice tries to correct me (now twice in a row) i come back with some obnoxious argument to prove myself right.

stop tempting me into being a pretentious twat, man. :D

(maybe you assumed im a gringo. but anyway...)

--

porkie-- fuckit man. when my medschool friends went around town on saturday promoting the use of condoms, the priests would follow up on sunday with hellfire sermons for those who "sinned" with rubbers.

is that fucked or what.


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