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Tokolosh 09.14.2006 05:18 PM

 

porkmarras 09.14.2006 05:20 PM

 

porkmarras 09.14.2006 05:22 PM

Boy finds fame with smelly shoes


 
A heady cocktail of dirt and sweat is said to yield the smelliest trainers

A 10-year-old Vermont boy has won an annual competition for having the smelliest sports shoes in America.
Coming first amongst nine finalists, Daegan Goodman said his trainers were victorious because "I just wear 'em, sweat in 'em... I just try".
The competition is sponsored by a manufacturer of deodorant products for shoes and feet.
Veteran contest judge George Aldrich said: "The stench sometimes stays with me for days. It's like a flashback."
Olfactory adjudicator
The contest was held in Vermont state's Montpelier city - hailed as the "Rotten Sneaker Capital of the World".
Its 10-year-old winner is set to become a familiar face on America's myriad cable television stations, which, say organisers, are clamouring to interview him.
He also walks away with a savings bond worth $500, a $100 voucher for a fresh pair of trainers and a range of Odor Eater products.
Contestants' trainers are primed for the challenge by a mock military-style instructor, who puts the participants through gruelling, sweat-inducing exercises. Mr Aldrich's credentials as an olfactory adjudicator date back to his days conducting smell tests for American space agency Nasa.

Tokolosh 09.14.2006 05:23 PM

 

Cantankerous 09.14.2006 05:24 PM

they haven't smelled mine yet it looks like.

Savage Clone 09.14.2006 05:25 PM

This thread has taken an alarming turn.
Can't you guys post some pix of highway accidents or something? This is really grossing me out.

porkmarras 09.14.2006 05:27 PM

 

Cantankerous 09.14.2006 05:27 PM

that's my driveway.

porkmarras 09.14.2006 05:32 PM

 

Norma J 09.14.2006 05:48 PM

HAHA. If it were heaven there'd be no smashed beers.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.14.2006 06:01 PM

 

porkmarras 09.14.2006 06:23 PM

 

porkmarras 09.14.2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel
when it was going really well with nice images and stuff, marras goes and fucks it up, heaven and hell i guess ey ya it is hell right

 

HaydenAsche 09.14.2006 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
indie kids seem to all be the same size somehow and all the best clothes are made for their skinny ass frames. fuckers that they are.


I know. It's wonderful. I love being indie. I'm so indie it fucking hurts.

Cantankerous 09.14.2006 10:39 PM

hayden, you have the right face to be an indie kid. i don't. plus i'm pretty sure that you all comb your hair and that is not something i can live with.

HaydenAsche 09.14.2006 10:47 PM

I don't comb my hair. I do, however, occasionally wash it. I'm a broke indie kid.

Cantankerous 09.14.2006 10:48 PM

i don't wash it very often and i haven't combed it in about 6 years except for when i'm dying my hair.

HaydenAsche 09.14.2006 10:49 PM

Yeah. I don't think I even own a comb. Messy hair is hot.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 09.14.2006 10:56 PM

I get compliments on my hair all the time. I get haircuts maybe 2-3 times a year, don't brush, don't comb. I just let it do its thing after it dries from being in the shower.

Shrug.

Cantankerous 09.14.2006 10:58 PM

i haven't cut any length off my hair in almost two years. for awhile it was all short like brody dalle.


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