Precisely. And based on behavioral history, sadly, I probably qualify as the dude here.

Now you're just trying to make me jealous. Seems natural to discuss Jello with someone of Titties's bust size, though.

I hate any Jello besides strawberry, and they never serve that. They seem to only have orange and lime, which are nauseating. I refuse to eat anything here except the yoghurt, which is surpisingly good, as it's store-bought. And incontinent roommates generally subdue your appetite.

I have three kinds of messenger programs on this bad boy. THREE. Now if only I could figure out how to use them properly.

I know. I thought about it for such a dreadfully long time and finally decided this was the most witty and insulting I could come up with. 3 hours of sleep somehow ruined my sarcasm and rudeness.

Do they put stuff in the jello?
Minnesota old people like to put things in jello.
Sometimes even vegetables.

We pretty much just discussed how bland and boring it was. I still want it now, though.

Is one of these messenging programs MSN? If so, add your skank-ass to my list. hayden_asche@hotmail.com.

Also, please fill my inbox with spam and sign me up for porn and all that nonsense.

Oh, and it's dreadful. My grandmother used to put oranges in jell-o. After about two days it was terribly disgusting and less than jell-oish.

I'm more of a Yahoo fan, but you asshats seem to dig MSN, so, fine.

As for porn, you missed out on the Soulseek bit. I was well-stocked at one time.

Right, I'm going to attempt to add you. I shall be known as daveyloveshisgravy@hotmail.com. Unless you convert to Yahoo. Which I know you want to do.

Off for a shower now. Terribly exciting. And I mean that.

Yahoo is for old fogies. You'll never convert me.

yo, if you got so much of that shit, you can probably send me some old used Playstation. I've always dreamt of having one, but I'm too fucking poor to afford one :o

not as much as icq.

ICQ is for old dead fogies.

hayden gets repped for that.

"You can't start a conversation with hayden_asche@hotmail.com at this time. Please try again later."

What the fuck?

It says you're offline, dear. I tried starting one with you but you are currently not logged-in. It's oh-so depressing.

I have Virgin Mobile. Its pay-as-you-go, and yes, I pay for it by myself, and no, I don't have a job. Suckssssss.