oh diesel. come here and sit on my lap and i'll tell you a tale.

excuse me, i am not a he.

sure thing. i'll even buy you a quart of tequila.

a quart is the same as a litre.
it's 946 ml.
two pints.
1/4 gallon. one gallon is almost 4 litres.

What's Saturnine's big secret. She said you'd know.

Tell me, tease.

liar, it is not.

Throw some of your alcohol up and tell it to me.

go ahead and tell him. hayden is even less threatening than you.

on THE INTERNET.

What is this talk about throwing alcohol away? That is just messed up.

you are not shy!!!!!!

I am shy, that is why I am posting here instead of hanging with my college friends.

the secret i told you.

Why can't I have some secrets?

Yes. I'm less threatening. Tell me. I've been a good boy, really.

Because you're from LA.

Damn I knew it was because of L.A. You know we are not all vain you know? We overindulge but not all are vain.

All are in vain. It's fucking bullshit denying it.

No we are not vain... Ah fuck it!! I need my starbucks coffee, my convertible, my vain friends talking gossiping about celebrities, and my lovers.

you know what secret.

But I remember something Hayden I will be moving to New York next year so I won't be as vain.