White trash woman, mow my lawwnnnn

and don't take long, baby, don't take too long

you look so hot in your furry thong

i wanna tap that all night long

There's a fete at the church
and I'm going along.

we had a shotgun wedding
god said it was wrong

but we know it was right
god can suck my dong

You love Satan, and I do tooo

you love it when i beat you

unless you are a jew!

Yeah you know it's true.

with a catholic block

cause white trash woomon
COMES IN THE NIIIGHT YEH

white trash woman
so wrong she's right

-END OF LYRICS *edit*right after Danny Himself's-

Ok, let's talk about recording this monstrosity now.

I might record this tomorrow.

With a couple touch ups it would be a sweet song.

You are, clearly, utterly insane.

I've only just noticed you're from Canada. Is it true that Canadians are much nicer than Americans?

...and cooler?

Just wait and see. I think I have the riff in my head now, so if I remember I'll have a go at this tomorrow.

AND

ALL canadians are chinese. Seriously. At least in BC.