"Harooold?"

"You Darty Old man"

Boo!

You're asking for a punch up the bracket.

 

Yeah, you tell him!

(Can you stop moving around, please, I'm trying to hide behind you)

What are they doing down there? They're having a fight...inthe street of all places. Come on you chaps, we should get down there and step in.

Ahem, if you remember, I'm a scaredy-cat.

And that Sid James is a bit of a bruiser.

Nonsense, men. I dealt with worse than him in Burma, I can tell you. he may be able to brawl with the ruffians, but he's no match for the well-trained military man.

Now I'm definitely scared, I think I can see Charles Hawtrey down there.

Mmm. Young Felicity. Old Felicity is nice, but young Felicity is yummy.

Stop panicking man, I always ensure my men are fully equipped:

Let me at 'em.

 

Ace thread.

BOO