My flirting peaks in the month of May, when the short skirts come out of the closet, and bodily hair gets removed. Mmmmm.

Because when I think romance, I think of everything dying and withering away.

What a beautiful image.

You little cutie!

You little smartass.

That's the last time I flirt with you.

I'd rather have a smart ass than a spotty one like yours!

You do realize that you're older than my dad?

I'm older than most people's dad's. But I do still have all my own teeth.

really? everyone else's dad my age is like 50 at least.

I lied. It was for effect. Never trust anyone on the internet.

My parents had me when they where in their mid-thirties.

Particularly employed Englishmen in their late thirties who can afford the internet.

Yeah, especially them. Would you like a sweetie?