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nicfit 10.30.2006 09:43 AM

uh,then:
ashley simpson (ha!)
50 cent

Tokolosh 10.30.2006 09:49 AM

13 of the worst for mua.

Celine Dion (Wicked witch from the east)
Meatloaf (Sweat ball)
Neville Holder (Die Slade Die!)
Justin Hawkins (The Darkness cunt)
Puff Diddy (DESTROY!)
Brittney Spears (Shove that thong up your...)
Jim Diamond (Ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay ay... la... av... poo)
Milli Vanilli (Fake dreads)
Micheal Bolton (Wanker)
Shakira (Shakes that ass, 'cause it's all she's got)
David Hasselhoff (Jesus! He can't be considered a singer)
Paris Hilton (Chop her up into little pieces!)
Jessica & Ashlee Simpson (Firing squad! Ready!.. Aim!..)

nicfit 10.30.2006 09:58 AM

i don't know if william shatner deserves to be mentioned in this thread or in the "best vocalists" one....

Savage Clone 10.30.2006 10:21 AM

Isaac Brock
Joanna Newsom
Bjork
Eddie Vedder
Tom Waits
Jeff Magnum
Tori Amos
Corin Tucker
Wesley Willis


Too early to think further, but there are many many more.

Everyneurotic 10.30.2006 10:26 AM

i don't have worst vocalist, i only kidnap good ones.

therealglenstyler 10.30.2006 10:30 AM

shakira by a long long way.

_slavo_ 10.30.2006 10:36 AM

I'm gonna dig into indie territory:

the singer from Bright Eyes
the singer from Decembrists
the singer from Unicorns
the singer from Stars
Kevin Drew from Broken Social Scene is no genius either.
oh what a dump.

I used to hate Efrim Menuck's voice (ASMZ), but it has grown on me over time (especially since I've seen them live)

HaydenAsche 10.30.2006 11:41 AM

You don't like Diamonds????

Damn.

For me, it's got to be the following:
Guy from Billy Talent
Guy from Coheed and Cambria
Thurston

Glice 10.30.2006 12:14 PM

You're all cunts. All of you. Shakira is fucking awesome. Steve 'cunt' Malkmouse. He needs some death. Fucking Bjork as well? Who the fuck do you people think you are? You're fucking wrong. All of you. Charlie Landsborough. I can't be standing him. Daniel O'Donnell. I won't be hearing him no more, thanks. But fucking Bjork? What are you all, badgays? Twats. Twats, the lot of yous. [Not you Porky]

Glice 10.30.2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh
Paris Hilton


For fuck's sake. It's a fucking awesome song. We all hate her and want her to die. I think we should all admit it's a fucking awesome song though. Come on. We can go through the pain and embarassment together.

Washing Machine 10.30.2006 12:38 PM

Guy from Coheed and Cambria? LOL! Whatever you think of the music the guy has a pretty amazing voice. A lot of you are naming singers that sing music you don't like, not singers with bad voices. I can't stand Celine Dion's music but I wouldn't say shes a bad singer. Thats the sad thing about 'Pop' music - very talented singers making very boring music.

Singers I dont like: Chris Martin, Jamilia, Roger Waters (the guy is a genius but he can't sing to save his life), Roger Doltery, Robert Plant, Brian Wilson (circa 2000 +), Tom Jones (with a passion), The guy from Keane, The guy from the Arctic Monkeys, Ringo Starr, Bob Dylan (again based on voice not music), Cat Stevens etc

HaydenAsche 10.30.2006 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Washing Machine
Guy from Coheed and Cambria? LOL! Whatever you think of the music the guy has a pretty amazing voice. A lot of you are naming singers that sing music you don't like, not singers with bad voices. I can't stand Celine Dion's music but I wouldn't say shes a bad singer. Thats the sad thing about 'Pop' music - very talented singers making very boring music.

Singers I dont like: Chris Martin, Jamilia, Roger Waters (the guy is a genius but he can't sing to save his life), Roger Doltery, Robert Plant, Brian Wilson (circa 2000 +), Tom Jones (with a passion), The guy from Keane, The guy from the Arctic Monkeys, Ringo Starr, Bob Dylan (again based on voice not music), Cat Stevens etc


His voice is fucking atrocious. It brings me no sense of joy at all. Fucking moron that twat is.

HaydenAsche 10.30.2006 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
You're all cunts. All of you. Shakira is fucking awesome. Steve 'cunt' Malkmouse. He needs some death. Fucking Bjork as well? Who the fuck do you people think you are? You're fucking wrong. All of you. Charlie Landsborough. I can't be standing him. Daniel O'Donnell. I won't be hearing him no more, thanks. But fucking Bjork? What are you all, badgays? Twats. Twats, the lot of yous. [Not you Porky]


Agreed.

Savage Clone 10.30.2006 01:15 PM

Bjork is mighty talented, but I simply cannot stand the sound and timbre of her voice. It makes me twitchy and irritable. It makes me want to hurt myself.
Joanna Newsom - same deal.

Talented and listenable are very different.

Glice 10.30.2006 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
Bjork is mighty talented, but I simply cannot stand the sound and timbre of her voice. It makes me twitchy and irritable. It makes me want to hurt myself.
Joanna Newsom - same deal.

Talented and listenable are very different.


Fair points. I'm surprised that someone who can suffer Diamanda can't suffer Bjork however. Still, my point remains. Cunts to a man, all of you.

Savage Clone 10.30.2006 01:27 PM

Diamanda is meant to be painful.
Bjork causes involuntary pain.

Glice 10.30.2006 01:45 PM

I'm not so sure about that. You've heard Kukl?

Savage Clone 10.30.2006 01:59 PM

Kukl was by far the best stuff she was ever involved in. Then again, I liked the music portion of that a lot more than I like Bjork's music as well.

Glice 10.30.2006 02:02 PM

I used to hate Bjork. Quite passionately. It's always a lady that changes your mind about these things, no? I have a thing for 'acquired tastes'.

Hip Priest 10.30.2006 02:20 PM

Celine Dion, for so many reasons. 'The hot dogs go on'? What the fuck is this tiresome poptart talking about?


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