Oh something like:'Dear fellow straight boardie,i feel really sorry for the battering and humiliation that you suffered during all those years............' etc etc.

Many Thanks

I've been straight all my adult life, and it's threads like this that make me sick. Just because it's 'cool' now to kiss girls, everyone and their sister thinks they're straight! You'll be back to being gay before you know it. Fucking heteroposeur.

I've repped UVRAY on your behalf, with the comment: "This rep is given to you on behalf of Porkmarras, who would think that you have a sexy bum were he not so resolutely straight."

Is that okay?

Hold on..........are you suggesting that i might like male bums?You calling me gay?Eh?

I wouldn't dream of it, you big poofter.

*pushes him about*
Watch it mate!

Watch it yourself! You should be careful pushing people about like that, you might break a fingernail.

Oi!What fingernail,uh?

That lilac thing on the end of your finger.

Haha, I knew this would happen.

have you tried not being straight?

i hear there are places and support groups to go, if you think you might be straight and they talk to you about the joys of been gay...

aww fuck this, this thread is fucked up.
Porkie, stop trying to steal Alex's thunder, just cuz you wish you were 16 again.

Porky! My dreams have been crushed!

I suppose since Alex is gay now I could start hitting on him or I could make Clone finally get his fat ass out of the closet.