My favourite thing was how The Independent quoted David Quantick:

Morrissey’s comments prompted a negative response on Twitter, even from those who professed to be Smiths fans. Writer David Quantick tweeted: “I think it's Morrissey's positivity that his many fans like best about him"

Nicely missed, Independent.

Let Porky and Murmer be a lesson to us; Ignore Morrissey and all we get is less words, more and more incongruous pictures about nothing.

to be fair the gore is much more fun than the Freudian Clown Porn

Me on a Saturday Night mate. ON IT!

better

That film was really good fun too.