"H'oway man, gannin' daan the toon?"

"Yeah, like, let's totally, like, party dude"

"H'oway. Noon of that gey lot round heyar man. Gess y'sen a Newcasstle brun dan ye"

"Umm... yeah dude. Yeah. Whoo!"

"Fuckin' geys..."

hey! i hate the gays too!
:/

That wouldn't stop a geordiie thinking you're gay, I'm afraid. And I expect you probably don't drink like a geordie. No offense and all that lot. I love going out in Newcastle. One of my favourite cities to get obliterated in. Saturday nights in Newcastle are a bit like the day after the apocalypse, but with more beer and fights.

It's a bastard to type like a geordie. I need to brush up on my regional accents.

the ones on this board are tools
(for the most part, few exceptions)

Profanisaurus says: bum chain n.

A rather intimate version of the Conga supposedly danced by those on the other bus (qv). See also daisy chain.

id pack her fudge