didn't think my tits would start sagging so soon.

it's the teeth, isn't it?

I'm glad and somewhat proud that I got booted from that place. Although, my teeth aren't great.

My mum was born in Hackney, does that make me British?

no no no no. that makes you cockney, which is a whole other country with its own language and everything.

'Ello, darling. I'm 'ome. Care to go down to the pub wit' me for a drink of the bitter, wot? Come on, now, that's a girl.

There, do I qualify?

I do drink a lot of Earl Grey and English Breakfast.
And people occasionally ask me if I'm from England too.

I like it how english people generally fit into englishness anything or anybody who agrees with them but when disagreement arises your honorary britishzenship is taken away in a shot.

Steady on hooligans,another light-hearted comment by porkfracas.

Well, that's a simple one to answer: Everything that is right is English, everything that isn't, isn't. You should know that, being an honorary Brit, you foul-mouthed Italian bastard.

Brits are lame,except for prince william's.

What would you know anyway?You're half-cast.

Racist.

william. there's only one. ha, there's me being british.

"See pus, which like, comes out of an infected wound is with one 's'...'Puss' is with two esses, so there's a difference between 'pus,' the nasty, stinky yellow shit that comes out of...the wound...and 'puss'...like your average English fella."
- David Yow introducing The Jesus Lizard's "Puss"

why do americans think all british people have bad teeth?

Hence the "honorary" part.

I have.

More to the point: why are Americans obsessed with teeth?

The Media.We are brainwashed by the media since early children.