Nah, you just have to get a Dylan-esque doo going. That's what them guys kinda have, don't they? Your blonde should be fine.

they have kind of half dylan/half robert smith hair. well i don't know about nowadays but they did back in the 80s for sure. i wouldn't be cutting or teasing my hair. i think the fact that it only gets combed when i dye it and is otherwise extremely unkempt would be enough.

yngwie malmsteen on second guitar.

weasel totally ignored my screaming pleas to "bring the fucking luttenbachers" when i saw him slay with xbxrx while sitting on a chair with a bag because they didn't bring a proper drum stool.

Yeah. They could get your hair. They might sell more records?

i think they would have sold more records if i had been born 25 years earlier and had been in their videos.

Playing bass in their videos!

or just dancing around in a short dress.

chances are you would get blamed for the mary chain breaking up.

chances are if i was dancing around in their videos i would end up becoming involved with one of them and being a yoko. so yeah.

so william or jim?

william, are you crazy? neither of them were particularly good looking but william always wore sunglasses and he was the guitar player and he walked offstage, effectively ending the band. all of which i dig.

Laura Veirs, My Brightest Diamond, The Notwist, Radiohead

I dunno...

bassist for the Butthole Surfers in their prime?

Einstürzende Neubauten !!!

Pavement

I could see you in Pavement, Danny.

Easy for me this one, Pussy Galore. So I could be on ... let me think now...5th guitar!

i was being sarcastic, dude has such a big ego, he never lets any other guitarist in his band.

a friend of mine bought a malmsteen book that came with a cd with exercises, we put track one: "hi, velcome to yngwie malmsteen's guitar method, now let's hear exercise number vone: 'PRIRPRIURRIRORIRIRRPRIRORRIRIR", ok, now let's here it at half speed and play along" and the track played at the same speed as before; then track two "ok, exercise number two: 'PRIRPRIURRIRORIRIRRPRIRORRIRIR" -the exact same lick, i could hear no difference, then we skipped a couple of tracks-"exercise numbah 27, play along: 'PRIRPRIURRIRORIRIRRPRIRORRIRIR"

my friend was so pissed off.

Mark Ibold? I look like Mark Ibold?

Mark Ibold; he was on this forum a long time ago...

Hmmmm, all time I'd have to say Bad Brains because Earl's drumming has been such a huge influence on me......plus it would rule.

It also would be epic as hell to play with Khanate, Sunn O))), or Asva......fuck.

Probably either Dinosaur Jr, Sonic Youth or Flaming Lips. I would make the FLips go back to their early-mid 90's guitar noise-pop state or at least push them to try something other than the synth pop shit they've been up to for way too long. Yoshimi was cool, and Soft Bulletin had some good stuff, but AWWTM really killed it. They need to try something nerw and stop catering to their braindead, hop-on-the-bandwagon fans who dont like the bands earlier work. Those people can go fuck themselves.

The Pogues I would think.

my friend's uncle knows shane mcgowan, what do you think of that?

I'd say he needs a better social life.

i would imagine shane mcgowan would be an interesting character to know, i mean, i could imagine a trip to the pub with shane mcgowan would be an experience and a half.

A trip to the dentist with him would last about eight weeks.

It's so hard to choose just one. Sonic Youth, Flaming Lips and Radiohead are all up there.

hahaha, yeah sure, you are going to tell the flaming lips "ok, i know i'm the new guy but from now on, we're only playing transmissions from the satellite heart live and we'll record an album just like that." if wayne coyne asked you to play along to a britney spears album and learn it, you would do it more than happy. wayne coyne can ask you to stick a guitar up your asshole and you wouldn't even hesitate to do so.

I know a chap in London (Archway) who's been into McGowan's local a few times. He's just like most semi-rich drunks in London, apparently.

I actually wouldn't want to join any bands except my own - does that make me a prick? Do I also win?

The Fall. And looking at their lineup changes, I'll probably get a shot at it! Also Stardust era Bowie. That would be fun.

Arab on Radar
Kk Rampage
Harry Pussy
Any other bands that are filthy.

it might be fun to play in hijokaidan

i think playing with old time relijun would be fun.
or something like that.

the fall would be cool. get the fuck out of my way, brix.

I think this is what it comes down to. I don't really care about the onstage thing, though that would probably be a great time as well.

I mean I wouldn't want to play with Sonic Youth or anything like that, or hang out with them. Seems a bit boring. The audience, especially.

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Ouch!

I would play in BOREDOMS if I had the chance !!!

or OOIOO !!!

something like this:





in fact, I realize I really wanna be a japanese female musician. the race and gender condition has been fulfilled, now it's time to pick up that damn guitar and keep it going :)

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be one of the Ex-girl!

I'm willing to sacrifice myself for Kayo Dot.