Friends don't let friends cut and paste sappy verse.

is she an okie living in exile??

and how do you know pantyhead?

sounds like your friend is unsatisfied with him, anyway.

ah, prying into other people's business... one of the best features of the interweb.


yes that was a painful read but i wanted to spare him the shame. a bit late now-- o well.

so will floatingslowly be the next against the groin?


ps: i can't believe you guys are into rachel fucking ray.

not "into"-- she'd be nice to toss around with nigella, that's all.

what the fuck is THAT supposed to mean? haha

it's what I likes

you're a peculiar person, flotz. so peculiar, i suspect you met phoenix in a computer game and the only thing you've seen of her is her avatar--she saved your life fighthing a monster and you're eternally grateful.

but anyway. there's a lot of backstory missing, so i can only infer.

this is NOT 100% rachel ray


this is 100% rachel ray

^^^^ ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha i was about to post you #1, i swear

hahaha, the not 100% pic made me laugh.

The peculiar part is her admitting to being your friend in a public forum. The rest is all totally plausible/reasonable.

yweirebvkbvkjredv

In feces.

I've soiled the Slowly name with my quasi-emo blabbering.

consequently, I've deleted the offending posts so that I may resume with my original plans to display only a broken robot lost in the depths of megalomania.

you may proceed.

the single hottest bubble butt 40 year old woman is in my office from the austin office and I have been helping her set up for computer training and she is so fucking fine I am afraid I cannot hide the engorged Big Red from her glances.....

flotz, i spotted something of you earlier that now is gone.

what i meant by peculiar was, simply, that you're part robot. and that you have buttplug sex with your eye-pod.

that is all.

so you don't know ms. phoenix IN PERSON? yeah that's what i mean-- cyberfriends, no smell involved. some day maybe.

humble apologies. this unit was undergoing routine hardware maintenance.

iPod copulation is performed via aural interface as my exhaust tube does not accept any sort of connector.

unlike you POWERSICK APES, machine odor is mostly due to external sources such as gear lubrication and hydraulic fluids to run the actuators, so there is no smell to speak of.

some day, when your puny planet has been subjugated to the will of The Overlords, our quantum gateways will come online. this may allow for @)#$amsas0dad0qv2=3 r252352 x=3/

again, apologies. technicians have been notified of subether errors and will be dispatched shortly to begin further repair.


daisy, daisy ...give me...your answer ... do... I'm half ... cra..zy. ...

Actually, the 'cheetah' part refers to the speedy way in which I get to sex from first meeting the young lady.

in most places that's called "rape", and considered very uncool. :eek:

Oh, it's all voluntary, don't worry about that.

sure, that's what they all say in court

I'll just sleep with the jury. Bitches can't take a gangsta down.

I've been making sweet love to Rosey and her 5 sisters.

they really know how to please a guy.

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you need to blow your cpu fan, i think it has collected dust, which is causing overheat.

you ok?

I'm doing just peachy. :)

and yeah, the fan is full of cat fur.

it's Sailor, I'm sure of it. Lula doesn't have much hair.


I'm bored and waiting for my friend who's in town from dallas to get off work so I can go have a drink.

I'm so bored in fact, that I'm catching up on delinquent myspace commenting by using responses cut and paste from some porn spammer's fake-o site.


lol thankss!!
im dying it black again soon though
xx

I guess it does. Im all for it, but only with the right girls ( non fugly ones in MY opinion. some guys seem to think you can just shove any two togethher and they just fit)

ummm but this thread has gone all hinky.

I dont really want to discuss my current personal life a while lot on the forum(in depth I mean). Im happy with my current boyf. :)

and !@#$%!, I have no idea what got posted and deletored but no flotzly and I have never met. *snort* I'd never save his life in any mmorpg, it'd probably be the other way around. I've seen a bajillion pics of him and him of me vice versa. He is one of my best friends, and probably the only one I never get mad at and can always talk to. We've been foruming and internetting for 6 years together in feb.

blahbalhablahbalahblha

this is how much I love flotzi. :



hehe I just googled to find the image and there is a t shirt. I want it. so cute.

christ. I read yr response to Jico before I got in the shower, and I assumed I was in the doghouse.

I just deleted my own personal HI, MY NAME IS EMO name tags.

<3+++++


and this got me an angry phone call from the wife when she was at the gym.:



she said "you've done something REALLY stupid and you better go change yr myspace password NOW because it's been hacked".

then she got REALLY mad when I started to laugh maniacly. I'm such a fucking troll.

lolercoaster.
(I was trying to find the one where the eyes go around)
I've had such a bad day. grrr. it made me lose my temper many times. maybe its just a cancer thing.

wait why was she on myspace at the gym ? haha

iPhone. she had assumed that my password was fished.

I was just having fun. :(

you got one too. hah

those spinning eyes make me think of the fucking flowers on the Polyphonic Spree board (fucking hippies).

sorry about yr day. my whole week has been kinda shitty to tell you the truth. it's almost over though....

THE SPREE BOARD OMG. I wish I knew where the tim? flowers were. actually no i dont.

haha good times.

remember when you and Jen made a thread about tits (with pictures) and they fucking freaked out?

that's when I knew it was over for them. hahaha

word on the street is: they had to make a new board because Tim and his wife freaked out because everyone was saying the new Spreetard album sucked, and he closed it.

I don't know if there's a different board now, but most of the lamers when to the new one.

I never really got over the fact that they jacked my shit to make that place.

ah, you robots. so you dont actually know if flotz smells like an okie. it's hard for me to understand these screen friendships to the point of considering them best, but it's only because i'm a mere mortal. but he's brought you over to this board and that's a good thing.


shurrrrrr....

eh, dont worry, no need to discuss a thing, even though public airing of private matters is the bread and butter of the internet-- i can read between the lines like nobody's business. pantyhead is doomed.

(hahahahahaha)

the titties thread was awesome!!

hahahhahahhaa *flower*

he probably smells like an okie. I dunno. all men just *smell* anyway..


pantyhead is doomed to getting laid when he gets home :P