I nearly chocked on my cup of coffee when I read that. whohahahahahahaha!

I'm sorry Rob, no offence, but that was just too funny.

Racist get a racist talk show. You could be the racist Oprah.

Isn't Oprah already the racist Oprah?

Thread-jack! Oh, we haven't done that for a while, have we sweety?

i heard oprah lost her 100th pound the other day.

I can't help but think that she's made out of clay. I mean, you hear about people being made out of clay, and you're never sure if they really are, but I'm pretty sure she must be made out of clay.

See? What did I tell you?

Did you ever watch Trisha? When I used to work late shifts and she was still on tv in the morning I would watch her everyday dumping what looked like 4 big littre bottles of Asda's own brand of cider on council estate alcoholics. This while she reminded everyone that she had been a junkie, a degenerate mother, an alcoholic and a dodgy accountant herself, wether that's true or not.

Hello Kilroy!



^ Glice!

Why can't I rep Mr Letterman?

"Hi, I'm Kilroy silk. I'm not a racist, but I sure as hell don't like anyone who looks weird, like those queer darkies. My favourite food is clam"

wheres the champaigne?!?!

In the hilly French region of Champagne, or thereabouts, I would guess.

it was a reference to kilroy, when he met the travellers and went into their caravan and asked where the champaigne was.

who's more orange kilroy or david dickinson?

talk shows...

talk shows.

Ah, missed that one.

Dickinson for most orange. Although he's merely annoying, as opposed to a world-class cunt.