Tomato juice is teh gross.

I assume you mean a "caesar". I'm begining to give myself the title of "Ranting, Obnoxious Canadian". We call them by their REAL name up here... ;)

blasphemy. well truly most canned juice is el disgusto. so i used to make my own tomato juice, but since operating blenders while hangover is not completely safe, i switched to this




it's yummy. give it a try. preferrably with vodka, cayenne pepper, lemon juice, etc.

"Clamato" juice, Savage Clone, "Clamato".

So, is the new Girls Aloud album much cop, Mr Glice? Compared to the last two?

Oh yeah; nothing will make a disagreeable drink somehow palatable like throwing a little clam in there.

mmmmm.... clams... clams are good.

i prefer oysters though.



the pleasure, the pleasure...

hey canuck, where in canada are you from? i was once in nova scotia & the seafood was awesome.

Haven't had the pleasure - just invested in a Mozart box set and some other classical nuggets. I may well report back on Sunday, as I anticipate I'll impulse buy somewhere at the weekend.

I've heard nothing but excellent reports about it, I should add.

Calgary, Alberta. In the heart of the prairies. Yeah, I'm a prairie woman.

I love smoked oysters. I eat them by the can.

I may have accidentally ingested some dilute bleach. How bad for me d'you reckon it is?

Probably not as bad as an oyster that's all full of the salmonella.

Save the salmonella for the salmon. Oysters rule.

Wouldn't it be funny if I died of bleach poisoning? And I'd spent my last minutes talking about bleach poisoning? On the fucking internet?

Carpe Diem - have a wank Glice.

It would be just about the right poison to put an end to the life of a racist.

I've got some buddies and we all drink bleach
you know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys drunk on beer
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I wanna drink bleach with a Georgia Peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
or eat Snowy right out of the box
Teenage suicide rate shot high and we
understand the reason why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where ministers murder golf pros?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chug-a-lug bleach
No ones getting high and no one's getting drunk
we got a case off bleach stashed in the trunk.
I wanna die with clorox within reach.

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
and my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned.
Bleach keeps you young so I've been told
'cause no one who drinks it lives to be old
Drink it with a chaser is the first thing I learned.
Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys baby
in a land where midgets run for mayor?
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
but now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast others love to bet
still others snort coke in a private jet.
But drinking bleach is my way of winning

hm, ive never been there. is it nice?


oh, it's a party then. i have boxes stacked. i'll eat them in front of my webcam.


bad for who?


the salmonella? i heard she was touring japan.


you tell him. but salmon rules too.


yes. most likely your hair will fall off and you'll stay alive though. that would only be mildly funny.

is that from the last time you kissed a corpse?

I have kissed two corpses.

Nah, don't come to Alberta. Nor Saskatchewan. Although, Alberta has the mountainous terrain, so we're a step above Sask.

Here, I'll show you the nicest part of the city. Just a minute.

I once saw a Ben Dover porn film that featured Happy Hardcore maestro Dougal. It was shot in his studio and Dougal was lurking about in the background. The best bit was when, midway through the 'action', ol' Dougal decides to cue up one of his tunes. Funniest bit of unintentional porn soundtracking you'll ever hear. On the same tape he got two girls to get lively to DJ Trace's jungle anthem 'Babylon'.

Ben Dover is class, there's no denying that. None whatso.


[ed:] If this thread gets hijacked a second time, and this time it's by Ben Dover, then fair play I say.

You never know, they might go MCR instead... infact, hasn't he already done Meatloaf? Or is that just me having a ridiculously strong association with 'The Phantom of the Opera' and Meatloaf via the 'Anything for Love' video?

well...??

I'm not going to lie, I'm not the most diligent Rhydian follower, but you may well be confusing the two, on account of their being near-identical. Superfluous posting, you say? I'm well ahead of you there (but legions behind most, I should add).

I just think Rhydian should fuck the whole X Factor thing off and start fronting Queen. It's almost TOO obvious.

Or the Darkness, what happened to them eh? Did someone say 'I told you it was a gimmick band with no longevity'?

Are there any decent Christmas singles this year? Proper Christmas-based ones, not just mawkish ballads for the little kids to buy their mums and the unimaginative boyfirends to buy their unattractive girlfriends.

I've developed a nostalgic fondness for the Rosie O'Donnell Christmas albums. Judge me accordingly.

:eek: Be that be you?

Meaning, am I Rosie O'Donnell? Perhaps. I do give off that lesbian vibe, after all.