TU eres el pedazo de mierda, baboso.

Who me?

No, el pendejo aquel

O perdon, ya iba a llorar.

vai-te foder.

nique ton pere.

fuck off, jico.

ei, estava so a brincar.

i hope you're joking too.

why are you taking things so seriously lately?

...i for one was joking... i was trying to pull off a pun with carajo... but since i barely speak spanish, i don't know if it worked. sorry if i offended anyone who took it seriously

you done great.

how can one get offended with spanish swearing? it's hillarious.

right on... i'm gonna go suck on some whore tomatos of shit now.

the actual translation would be something like,

go suck some balls shitty bitch.

ah... see i always miss the idiomatic usage. didn't catch tomatos = balls. and in french, putain is more often used like an interjecton, adjective, or anything really.

putain! cettes putaines tomates. = fuck! these fucking tomatos.

"Okay, I work for GameStop, and in one of the local stores, someone returned Spanish for Everyone claiming it was exceedingly stereotypical." And it turns out it kinda was. It's a game for the Nintendo DS, where the framework involves an accidentally stolen DS which is taken by a kid whose father is in a limo, being chased by the police, going back across the border to Ensenada. Luckily, the kid's aunt (who apparently doesn't recognize him other than vaguely) is here to give him a ride as far as Tijuana, leaving him stranded in the middle of a foreign country where he doesn't speak the language! Fun, and it gets worse from there! Here's The Intro, Level 2's cut scene, level 3's cut scene and the ending, featuring a whole mess of cars, "fireworks" and, ahm, drug running? Of course, this'd just be a pile of YouTube links if it weren't for The lead designer of the game popping in to share his 2 cents on it.

sayin'

me caga el chavo del ocho.