I am still the same person. :|

Good to see you back, Pookie.

Three pages in a thread titled 'fill me in' and not a single anal sex gag? What are you people, Mormons?

No fisting today, glice. Pookie's back. Behave.

Hope you're doing well Danny.
I'm surprised. Care to give me one?

I could give you one, but would appreciate it? I don't want to be too forward.

No go ahead.

Incidentally, I've just cooked some sausages to make some sausage and egg rolls for a family outing tomorrow. I sneakily ate one of them:o .

There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.

girlgun is so hot, I've had to go on hiatus to bring my blood pressure back to normal.

she's been the one bright spot in a very lacklustre many months here at SY.

oh, an easy prey!

good luck to you sir

SPOOKIE RULES!!!!

the tape trades got until number 11.

you have been missed much by yours truly sir.

Hello Pookerito! How are things?

Even though you probably don't know me much, welcome back pookie.

almost time for another motorsport thread pookie!!!

welcome back sir!

that is so nice. thanks, gmku. :)

me and gmku are gonna start a girlgun fan site
I will draw endless lewd images.
I will likely get killed by her man floatingslow, especially since I so riotously whupped his ass in our intergalactic rap battle

you, sir, are delusional.

I wrote another while you were on hiatus.

champion by default imo.

rob instigator never forfeit
tell yr lady it'll be a tight fit
lyrical abstractions heretowit
floatingslowly's skillz inadequate

tight fit? pffft. you better quit
yr three inch killer ain't knockin' shit.
except maybe....on the back door
of that dude that sent a nudie pic
you emailed him back "yeah send more"
while yr rubbin' on yr dick.
did I say dick?
cuz I meant lil' smokie
gawddamn floatingslowly raps...this ain't no joke G.

fuck that sucks, but I'm at work.
I 'm a fucking soul-faker just like Steve Martin in The Jerk.

:(

lil smokie! ha ha!

I bought some brotwurst today, from the shops.

Always makes me talk in cockney, for some reason.

Gotta love havin' a load of German sausage in your 'ass.

you should feel ashamed of yrself.

there are children who post here, you sick fuck.


[edit: are you feeling ok? I ask because I think you just posted a lolcat] :eek:

What's cockney rhyming for prick?

what's "cockney?"

It's slang for working class people.

Candle-wick, you caant.

I like lolcats. They make me laugh uncontrollably. I at no point said I was going to be consistent, ever.

Wrong. It's Hampton Wick, yer faacking twaat!

Got us a raaght fucking charlie and no mistake geez. Wos a cock-nee? Woss a faakin' cock-nee? You wanna get yself daan the baraas my son.

Faaakin' 'ell geez, oodyou fink yoo arr? Faakin Queen elizabeff or sommat? Faak me.

Oi! And that's true! God bless faaaackin' google, inneee?

Faakin' gawd bless 'er 'aart mind.

i don't get it.

it's kind of like "tennis elbow", but not.

like how my fair lady talked before she got "schooled"

i know "cockney" is used to describe a specific english accent, but what does it come from? is it a region? is is shorthand for something else?
is it purely derogatory slang?

don;t british girls have nice big soft asses?

comes from the east end of london or in cockney laaahndaaaahnnn.

err no. they have fucked up chompers.

And botulism from British "cuisine."

It'd be nice if just one of you fuckers thanked us for, y'know, civilising your country and bringing you nice shiny weapons to shoot brown people with and giving you your innate and inexplicable sense of superiority. Just once, we wouldn't have to mention it again.

thank you?

so now we're good?