No. And I've yet to meet to meet anyone whose claimed otherwise.

hence my question, dr666.

Ok then.


Whitehouse.

lol men just don't do it for me. funny enough though i get hit on by gay guys alot. most people think i'm gay when they first meet me, and tha thas gotten me laid by chicks in the past more than once :)

What, women fuck you because they think you're gay? Shit, I'm gonna start hitting on lesbian looking women from now on.

actually, the first chick I ever dated, Lindsay...

She couldn't suck a dick and never wanted to fuck and she was a pretty terrible person in every way...

But she gave an AMAZING handjob... I dunno what it was... I guess she had to be good at something, right?

It's not just because it was the first girl I dated...

She was really talented.. she'd talk dirty to me while giving this perfect handjob, her hand muscles perfectly fitting around my dick.. she'd start rubbing her silk panties with one hand and then rubbing my balls.. she was great.. in that area. Everything else, she sucked ass.

My other girlfriends have occassionally gotten me off with handjobs. But after a while, it's like "this is fuckin pointless".

A woman giving me a handjob? However shit it might be, I'm probably too busy thanking her to realise. It really has to be one of the greatest acts of kindness imaginable.

i think handjobs are ppointless period... unless yr giving yr self one. and no chicks don't fuck me because they think i'm gay. i think they think it's funny that i'm comfortable enough in my sexuality that i do "gay" things at the bar and parties and that turns em on i guess. i don't usually ask why their giving up the pussy. my humor is pretty much the only thing i got going for me

Would you be kind enough to share with the group, exactly what these 'gay' things are that you do at bars and parties?

It's obviously your stammer that really seduces them.

lol i didn't realize i misspelled it. what's really funny is i have a pretty bad stutter, not a stammer, but a stutter. what i mean by gay things is like i'll slap my guy friends on teh ass or pretend to be humping them from behind when their not looking or walk up and kiss em just to freak em out.

sucking other dude's cocks, probably.

Yes, that would definitely qualify as a rather 'gay' thing for a man to be doing.

This one girl that has been out to fuck me for a while now is apparently coming back to the city this next month. I think I might oblige.

oh you poor thing...

do it dude. knock teh dust off that pussy.

Wooah there Mr O'Connor. I'd just like to remind you that you are NOT at an Andrew Dice Clay concert right now.

lol sorry, i gots a dirty mouth. i like to refer to humping in the most disrespectful way possible. it's a curse.

clearly these women don't know what they're doing.


or you're just a freak.

i think i might just be a freak. i've had chicks coem close before but no cigar. there was a girl i was seeing for a while, total whore, and she had no gag reflex and she knew of my situation so one night she told me just grab my head and face fuck me. so i did... like i said, close but no cigar.

freak.

would it be possible to address the issue of thongs soon? I feel that this area requires the boards attention.

i've never come from a blowjob either

what about thongs?

i've never come from wearing a thong either

indeed

..:eek:

THANK YOU! i feel validated now. :)

oh, the timing!

and i love it when chicks wear thongs. i especially like it when they leave them on during sex. i think the sexist thing in the world is a woman wearing a thong (or g-string), thigh high panty hose and heels. makes my penis stand up every time.

i'd hate fuck em.

I'd hate marry the one on the left

f'sho, double up on them sluts.

Surely I'm not the only one that would.

that movie is awesome. and i totally would.

Sexist

maybe, but i'm not changing my answer. :)

I've had BJs where I've had to ask the girl to stop because I thought I'd reach the blast-off stage too quickly, but never because of staying firmly on the launch-pad. They are, in my opinion, one of the greatest experiences a man can have, next to running naked in the pouring rain with Leeza Gibbons, of course.*



*That bit about running naked in the pouring rain with Leeza Gibbons isn't something I can actually validate, in that I've never actually done it. I just imagine it'd be absolutely great.