advice dog is the best thing that has happen to this board.

now i shall ponder a question all night tonight to ask him.

Tell me advice dog why are you so awesome?

It is because I am sure my evil twin Misinformation Mutt is already posting here under the guise of a human.



I was born on a farm!

Advice dog, what is the meaning of life?

advice dog, do i jerk off too much? if yes, who on this board does it more than i?

oh and the answer is 'rob instigator'



Advice Dog.

You're very politicaly committed for a dog, Advice Dog !!! Thanks for your answer, I feel better now.

I assume you'd prefer a bone instead of positive rep. Where are you living ? Where is your kennel ? If you give me your adress, I will send you a bone, I promise you.
Good dog !!!

Kerberos,

When you look into the face of yr doom, do you thank gawd it's Caturday?

Advice Dog, where is the best place to buy SYR 8 in New York city? What are your opinions on SYR7, Advice Dog?

Your the best Advice Dog!

get it at sound fix in brooklyn. it's on bedford and 9th or 10th. they still have a lot of copies and it only cost me 10 bucks.

This is the next rickrolld I do believe. I for one am going to upload this to a USB stick and set peoples screensavers as this.

Thanks Posting Pooch!

Advice Dog, why are you so cute that I'd like to cuddle you for days on end?

best one

yr doin' it wrong.

Dear Advice Dog,

How long can we expect until Misinformation Mutt tells us to not trust you and supplies us with substantial, persuasive evidence?

Yours truly,
Suspicious Schnauzer

LOL WUT


I was born on a farm!

Sound Fix in Brooklyn would be the best bet! I see somebody already mentioned that, however. Leave the advice to Advice Dog! Oh, and This Is Not Here, I advise you read this;

http://www.wikihow.com/Use-You're-and-Your

The fiend is already among us! :eek:

Dear Advice Dog

If I wanted to take someone out on a first date (and impress them), which type of restaurant should I take them to: Dim Sum, Sushi or Tapas?

Thank you, Advice Dog.

Yours awaiting your wise words

Melly

Thanks for the grammar advice, Advice Dog! You're amazing!

Can you come over to England so I can give you a big cuddle and feed you monkey chow?

Tapas seems the safest bet! Sushi is raw fish and rice, mostly, and that is not to everybody's liking, however Tapas bars serve a variety of meals that should suit even the pickiest eaters. Dim Sum is sort of the same variety, but chinese food can be a little overpowering for some folks.


You're welcome! Ha ha ha! I was born on a farm in Lancashire so I should hope I will return to England someday! Monkey chow is not tasty though- I want plenty of bones. Yum.

That's what she said

Advice Dog, what is the way to a woman's heart?

Hello Advice Dog!

What is the best mixer/mixers to have with Vodka?

Thanks!

Dear advice dog,

I love you. Can I have positive rep for loving you?

Dear Advice Dog, why did you not answer my last question ?:(

I repeat it :

"I assume you'd prefer a bone instead of positive rep. Where are you living ? Where is your kennel ? If you give me your adress, I will send you a bone, I promise you."

fuck off, spookie is the only one allowed to give advice here.

Dear Advice Dog,

How long before I end up in rehab?

Love,
Cantankerous

Dear Advice Dog,

Should I get a job?

Eternally Yours
Death

Advice Dog's 10 ways to a woman's heart:

1. Ask her to dance.
2. On windy days, brush wayward strands of hair from her eyes and mouth.
3. When she’s coming down the street, across the room, or up the stairs to meet you, walk towards her as soon as you see her.
4. Kiss her between her shoulder blades when she turns her back to you to go to sleep.
5. Put your arm around her when you introduce her to your friends and family.
6. Grasp her hand when a scantily dressed, beautiful woman walks by.
7. Don't call her when you’re feeling sad.
8. Kiss her eyelids.
9. Ask to see a picture of her when she was a child.
10. Wash her from head to toe in the shower.



Coke is always the classic addition, but try experimenting with other pop too. Have you ever tried MILK? I bet Milk and Vodka is an interesting experience.



I love you too. Yes! GOD, YES!!



Dude, it was a creepy question!



You will never let them put you in there.



Yes! Jobs generate money, which you can exchange for goods and services, i.e. food and hookers.

Advice Dog,

Who is Misinformation Mutt?

briliant sy forums own agony aunt.. brilliant!!!!!!

Dear Advice Dog,

will i ever be satisfied with my own musical creations?

Advice Dog rules! I think Advice Dog should come to ATP Nightmare Before Xmas in England this year.

That is all.

Dear Advice Dog,

Is it a?

Advice Dog, the fit barmaid in my local is starting to get on my nerves with her constant beauty. Is there some easy, painless way to disfigure her so I'm not so distracted? I am trying to live a holy life.

Dear advice dog,
What do you do when you are in love with one of your best friends?

Thanks Advice Dog! I'm applying for jobs right now.

Advice Dog, I can't do many of those things because I don't know that beautiful girl well enough.
But what if I do as many as possible right now? Will two of these ways suffice until I know her enough to implement the others? How about two and a boatload of confidence?
I really appreciate yr help, Advice Dog!

Have you ever been in a dog fight?

BITCH