I hate the word chillax. It doesn't even mean anything, and people think they're just ohsoawesome when they use it.

"ofay"
"ax"
"blud"
"ends"
"ayo"
"Croydon"

"inner library loan"

haaa haaaaa haaaaaa




ok thats funny for nerds only but it's fucking funneeeeeee!!!!!

"Villain Bird"

If I hear that again I will crack.

Ha ha ha, but seriously, these old ladies drive me nuts!! They must read 10 garbage novels a week!!

I'm so sorry I was rude to Villain Bird. I want him to come back:



Go Villain Bird!

"risk-free"

Actually I think it does mean something: chill and relax. I still hate it.

The most tiring sequence I don't hear but read would be :

"This is the best thread ever - period."

Hearing the word Sarkozy doesn't wear me down that much now, as it mostly is used properly; things get smooth when Germany, Ireland and the rest lift their eyebrows in disbelief. Unfortunately, he made such an impact on morons here and there in France that stronger than strong assertions have bloomed - the last one : the idea of a 20 year life sentence for the 13 year whose thrown rock-stone hit and killed a toddler?

A couple of years ago it was the suffix "... fun times!" used in irony but thats died out. Now everyone seems to think its funny to use the suffix "... for the win!" in irony. I really dont get why everyone en masse starts picking these things up, i mean fashion fads are one thing but Language Fads just cross my line.

y'know/you'know what i mean

No I don't

God, I hate AYO. Like, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? Did you not make it past kindergarten? Ayo beeeeeee. Uh, okay?

"Ayo!!!"
"Say 'Ayo' to my fist!"

By the way, your sig pic is most amusing!

"I'm not gonna lie...."
"... do you know what I mean?"
"nigga"

"gay" as an insult

oh fuck yes. fuck yes. annoying as fuck. makes me wanna slit their fucking throats. problem is, it's 12 years old speaking like that so i can't really slit their throats.

THANK YOU! +1 on this. The next fuckwit who says that to me is going to spend the rest of their lives getting used to having to live sans testicles.

" insufficient funds "

pérenne

words rob instigator is sick of hearing

"like"

"you know what I mean/you know/know what I'm sayin'?"

""do you watch American Idol?"

allegedly - if a guy shoots somebody and it's proven he did and he confesses and everything, and you have to do the news report, there is no need to say that he "allegedly" shot somebody. He did shoot them.

reality TV - how is this real? yep, when I went on a diet, I also did it with a bunch of other people, and we were on a ranch and we had all of these challenges and the one of us that lost the most weight got $250,000! You know, real life stuff...

after the fact - oh wait, nevermind, that one is ok...

twilight

no

"MPs Expenses"
"Reform"
"Flipping"
"Mortgage Interest"

real housewives of (fill in your crappy little town)

I've complained about this before: the word "actually." So overused.

I actually had a cup of coffee. Did you actually go? I don't actually like that.

Argh.

A series of them strung together to create no effect whatsoever.

DIY.

You know what they called making a DIY sweater 200 years ago? They called it taking care of your family so they didn't freeze to death in the winter time.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay?

I saw that you posted here, and I figured you were going to say "quirky."

hah.

yeah, anything stupid i said in that other thread, i'm sick of.

I'm going ahead and adding "chill" to the list as well...

pretentious
pwned
pseudo-intellectual

facebook as a verb, i.e. "i'll facebook it to you."

also, the phrase "pulled a radiohead."

"That's legit"
"That's bad ass / B.A."

I use the Office Space "yeaaaaaah" on my minion as often as I can.

I can confirm that she hates it (this is my prime motivator for it's use).

she's lucky that we don't use TPS reports. o, so very lucky.