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michael phelps = butterface
my biggest gripe with the olympics, other than bad gymnastics coverage. [img]  it's so unfortunate. body of a god, face of a piece of stepped-on gum. |
He is the #1 problem with gymnastics coverage. I was watching the Chinese/Japan mens rings and highbar and the commentator said "Be sure to stay tuned for the Chinese mens rings coming up next, it's something you don't want to miss" then they go to commercial and then when they come back it's some puff piece about Michael Phelp's childhood and his mother raising him as a single mom and her crying a bunch. No mention of the mens gymnastics that I was not supposed to miss.
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at one point fucking al trautwig started talking about phelps during a routine or something like that and i wanted to yell that i didn't care. gymnastics coverage is a bit ridiculous nowadays.. i'm pretty into the sport but all the supposed analysts do is discuss how gorgeous the us team is or how china is awesome! and has a team of maybe- twelve year olds. during the team finals when alicia sacramone kinda fell apart and messed up two events, i was surprised they didn't just cut to michael phelps.
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Yeah, I've basically given up on watching the Olympics during primetime. I'll watch soccer at 2AM. The Phelps hero worship is too much. I'd like him to just get DQ'd in one event, then I'd be happy.
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haha! killer.
i'm a little upset that ryan lochte hasn't kicked his (hot) ass much or at all, but oh well. once swimming is over, i'll forget all about phelpsy. |
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Fuck Michael Phelps. Fuck swimmers. And fuck those assholes who decide to only show like, one soccer game a day, and show field hockey and handball and all that shit instead.
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i thought it was pelé. but to each their own.
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I have an ex-uncle that looked exactly like Pre when he (my ex-uncle) had a mustache.
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Anyone who has the Pre moustache is my hero, because Pre is my hero, so therefore that person is my hero for pulling off the Pre moustache, because almost anyone but Pre would die if they tried to pull off the moustache, so that's why they're my heroes. Yeah... I like Pre. |
My (ex) uncle was a kick ass guy. Much better than my aunt's current husband.
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Maybe Pre faked his death and your ex-uncle is actually Pre.
OH GOD CONSPIRACY |
Nah, he's not that cool or that fast.
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Damn. :(
Yeah... Pre was fucking awesome. I watch Without Limits at least once every week. |
 I'd hit it. |
Anyways, ... 2 gold medals for Slovakia today!
We're on place 9 in overall medal rankings now ... it's a real huge success for a small country like ours. The Hochschorner brothers say Yeah!  |
my cousin was Pan Am champion Kayak. he is a park ranger in Puerto Rico, and sometimes he has to kayak all the way around the island to do his job!
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all around gold and silver! |
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and Phelps gets his 7th in the 100m fly by a hundreth of a second
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lalalala...blahblahblahblahblah...
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is this shit over yet or will it go on?
i mean the olimpiadas. how long are they supposed to last? |
Fuck the olympics, last time I was watching lesbians swim.
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you obviously had the wrong channel on.
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maybe not? the swimming is over, now we can be bored to death by entirely other sports. |
long live the Olympics.
They last 14 days. The track & Field events started yesterday. Once every four years only. There have only been 22 modern olympiads. long live peaceful competition with over 197 nations interacting. that is an honestly GOOD thing . petulance is pointless. |
Usain Bolt with the new world record on 100m sprint - 9,68! That guy didn't even do his maximum there. Unbelievable.
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what michael phelps needs to do is melt down some of those gold medals and make himself a grill because his teeth are fucked
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cantank! his teeth already have veneers in the front! imagione how fucked up they were before!
-Slavo- Usain "liightning" Bolt was amazingly fast he could have conceivable gone the 100 meters in 9.59 seconds. as it is he is the only human to break 9.7o seconds! wow! he was so HAUL ASS!!!! |
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he better gets his ass checked for illegal substances because I just can't fucking believe somebody can ever be that fast. |
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Making fun of the dude's looks? That's hardly very Christian of you. And I guess if you don't like the hype, don't watch it. |
fuck off and turn the telly to some ethopian shopping channell and listen to toots and maytals at full volume for a change.. sorry but so what if you dont like the olympics, so what if you think sport is stupid and just a political tool.. that to me smells of paranoia in the extreme...
phelps is an outstanding athete lightning bolt was incradible..that man will run a sub 9 second 100m dash, im covinced of it...... just turn off the telly or have you lost your remote in a cheech and chong moment... sorry to be fairly snide but that shit pisses me off slightly! |
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QFT. I just ignore everything he says. No one cares. |
I watched China DECIMATE the competition in fucking PING PONG this weekend.
motherfuckin' PING PONG. SRS BZNZZZzz time to include video games, quarters and miniature golf if you ask me. what? you didn't ask me? fuck off then. :) |
'Decimate' means 'to reduce by a tenth'. That's what China did, was it?
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right. and as soon as I break out Ye Olde Tyme Machine and go back several centuries, I'll get back to you on it. I hope this helps: dec·i·mate 1.to destroy a great number or proportion of: The population was decimated by a plague. See also: "The other Olympiads were DECIMATED by the Chinese". 2.to select by lot and kill every tenth person of. 3.Obsolete. to take a tenth of or from. :) |
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