Britney Spears

I'd say Britney Spears' boyfriends; past and present; really fucking annoy me. I seriously question the character of any human being who would publicly cultivate a relationship with such a processed, plastic, princess prima donna. For publicity or otherwise. And the way the tabloids make a deal out of any fucking thing they do; splashing news about them all fucking around; man; Mr and Mrs Britney Spears are the two people on this planet right now who I care the least about. Period.

McDonalds employees who get the damn order wrong, after you've told them like 4-5 times. What's up with that.

The disinterested youth who does not care about the world and what's happening to other ppl unless is themselves.

Store customers with their stupid questions about things that are right in front of them.

I saw this same witticism on an SNL rerun yesterday as Daryl Hammond was doing Chris Matthews...CHris Parnell was playing the zealous Bush supporter.

funny stuff

Student loans

i hate the system. there is just nothing positive you can do about it, with it, too it, in regards to it, and any other way you'd like to look at it, the system anywhere and everywhere it exists is just so full of shit. anything based upon one-sided blind hatred is bound to fail, unless of course you are talking about the system, which in case...


"and then the system wins again, and will carry on winning until god know's when, until the people talk to each other, everyone just like a brother, until the morals and fears that divides us all, are no longer the excuse for the system's wrong" subhumans

Jimmy Fallon when he looks at the camera and giggles ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

MTV. or people that only watch mtv, but complain about how stupid all of the shows are. people that spend a lot of time talking about how stupid the shows are on mtv, but that's all they watch. teddy geiger. "so you had a bad day..". GOD IF I COULD KILL A SONG I'D KILL THAT SONG AND SMILE AS IT DIED.

scene whores, myspace whores, people that say they're a myspace whore, tour planners for bands, tour planners for good bands.

people that talk on their cell phone during dinner.

The fact that Iraq is a friggin disaster, Iran & North Korea are about to get the bomb, inflation is up, the dollar is down, the market took a shit today.... but apparently the biggest thing our government is worried about are boys kissing (gay marriage).

That is what pisses me off.

Yeah have to admit that irritates me too. Specially the ones that have a picture of something from the 80's or 70's with a quote underneath it that's from a super popular movie or something, like the Megaman one that says ' Say hello to my little friend '

I have to admit though I own ONE metroid shirt that just has the cover of the game on it

Yeah, little suburban boys who think they're culturally sophisticated bohemians because they dress like vagrants, don't bathe, and listen to the velvet underground.

But the people who are always accusing others of this occasionally piss me off. having stubble is not poor hygeine damnit, and I wear sandals and shorts in the summer and my annoying friends always bust on me about it saying I'm trying to look like a homeless bohemian or something. It's the friggin summer, and sandals are comfortable

AH, so YOU'RE one of those guys that honks their ass off at people in speed lanes!!! Sorry but I can't feel any sympathy. Simply because of the countless number of idiots that honk at me when I'm literally doing " 80 " in the fast lane, I've got honked at for doing 90 before. And the stupid assholes at night who flash their lights on and off at you when they want you to go faster. I can't stand people who act like assholes on the road. Don't get me wrong, I get pissed off at people who go to slow too, but some people just don't have any sense of reason.

Speaking of idiots on the road, anyone here ever drive through Springfield MA? Driving through Springfield is the only time I've ever yelled out loud in my car ever. People there do NOT know how to drive.

cargo pants also piss me off. Damn you cargo pants, get out of the clothes stores!!

I get a sadistic pleasure out of slowing down when people tailgate/honk at me. It's not that I particularly dislike them for it, but it diffuses my anger. Impatient people piss me off, and I'm pretty impatient, so if you look impatient to me you should really take a time out.

Yes. This really gets me going too! You'll be relaxing on a summer day, reading, napping, whatever. And from no where you hear 'ding ding ding ding ding' over and over. Closely followed by kids acting as though they've never eaten before. Of course, I was once one of these kids. Either way, quite annoying.

And another thing about ice cream vans. Why does it seem like its always the dirtiest people in the city that are working for these people???? Its like they're selling crack on the other side of the van.

I hate to post in these threads because all the replies are quite obvious, nevertheless; PEOPLE.

My friend once asked me " I wonder if any pedophiles drive ice cream trucks? It's the perfect cover "

how can you not like Dr. Gonzo? I thought I was gonna hate that movie too but it turned out to be different than I expected.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling pants has been on various satelite channels all day. I hate the name of the movie, and I am sure I would hate whatever the movie is about.

Cocky jaded soundmen at bars/clubs when band plays. Most are cool, but the dicks are so...dicky.

All Californian drivers, especially here in L.A. if you wanna speak of ppl who don't know how to drive, just come here.

The fact that it doesn't rain here as much as I want it too, damn it I love the fucking rain.

You must buy everyone a round of drinks before hooking Amaranth up again for being dead on.

Trust in me, I am Doctor Lee...

I hate it when all these kids that are in love with bands such as: Blink 182, Sum 41, Fall Out Boy, Youth Brigade, etc... Call these bands "PuNk". First off listen to some old punk rock, you know the actual punk rock and then tell me these puddles of greasey camel shit are punk. Its one thing if you like the band, I'm not hating on you for that, thats your choice. Just don't call them punk music, because if any of these kids had a drop of knowledge beyond the ramones and sex pistols, they would know that this MTV infused factory line "punk" could not possibly be the real thing.

That's my word.

crying children on public transport has to be up there. also the parents of said children who do nothing about it. i have sat on a train for 10 hours with a non stop screaming kid who's mum didnt do anything to appease it. the whole train was baying for blood.

pc's and their general way of breaking down. infact does anyone know what to do if after an update your pc says that your version of windows is countereit?

You must spread saturnine around.Full stop.

I think you mean perpendicular to the outer sleeve, but I know what you mean. You have: Outer sleeve and inner sleeve. The record should be in the inner sleeve with the exit for the record pointing towards the top of the outer sleeve, not in the opposite direction to the out-hole for the outer sleeve. The only exception being for DJ's.

Anyway, I would like to say that some people's pet peeves are really, really insanely stupid and hypocritical beyond belief. Naming no names. But that pisses me off, people who feel the need to inadvertently subvert the good work of proper cynics like myself.

They have been known to, there was one in my area who was arrested a year or so ago. Other hot jobs for paedos include teachers and care-workers.

Are you on a high today or what?

Cruisin' baby, just cruisin'.

Actually, I'm revising for my driving theory test tomorrow... soon I shall be able to drive away and not be confined by rubbish public transport! Ha! Fuck you menial proles, I shall no longer suffer you poor odours and, "Yes, I think Dan Brown isn't a waste of otherwise usefull flesh" conversations! MWUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good luck.Make sure you remember where the breaks are placed in the car though.You never know when you are driving on a high.

they've got the automobile in somerset now have they?

Oh, it's not that test, it's the one where you sit in front of a computer and have to touch a screen to answer some menial question.

Incidentally, I noticed that the official DVLA practice DVD has the same typo with 'Brakes' that you just made on one of the questions.

Where else do you think tractors come from?

well good luck in your tractor theory test!

Have you got a spare copy of that?

Thanks. I keep forgetting to drive really slowly on major roads at peak times without letting people pass. I'm quite good at leaning out of the window and doffing my cap lechorously to girls old enough to be my grandaughters though.



You can have it when I've passed my proper test, which should be in a month or so. I fully intend learning 'correct' driving for long enough to pass and then becoming a psychopathic cunt on the roads.

Loggers(ie the ones who are probably cutting down trees behind my house and are being very noisy)
People who are tearing down the rainforests
Klu Klux Klan
Fred Phelps (and therefore bigots)
my little brother's friends
when my brothers don't clean up after themselves, like leaving dishes and garbage all over the place
people who make fun of my speech
people who take advantage of my social disadvantage