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HaydenAsche 12.29.2008 11:57 PM

 

Sonic Youth 37 12.29.2008 11:58 PM

I just find the actor highly annoying, not as bad as Jack Black, but very close.

Here are a few more:
Lethal Weapon 4
Evan Almighty
Ali

!@#$%! 12.30.2008 12:11 AM

there was this horrid porn i watched once. "the erotic witch project". really amateur and a blair witch imitation, except the "erotic witch" makes women horny.

not such a bad premise, but at some point there is a guy in a gorilla suit jerking off while he watches a bunch of women getting it on with each other.

the gorilla suit is where they fucking lost me.

acousticrock87 12.30.2008 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
there was this horrid porn i watched once.

That was an awesome way to start the post.

schizophrenicroom 12.30.2008 12:17 AM

the gorilla thing could be funny if you were drunk or high enough. could be.

fugazifan 12.30.2008 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!
there was this horrid porn i watched once. "the erotic witch project". really amateur and a blair witch imitation, except the "erotic witch" makes women horny.

not such a bad premise, but at some point there is a guy in a gorilla suit jerking off while he watches a bunch of women getting it on with each other.

the gorilla suit is where they fucking lost me.

theres also the film The Bare Wench Project, which was hilarious!

Antagon 12.30.2008 07:49 AM

Mortal Kombat: Annhilation!!!!!

atsonicpark 12.30.2008 07:56 AM

that movie's awesome. "Didja see that? It was my animality."

Some other TERRIBLE films: The Devil's Rejects, Halloween remake, Grindhouse: Death Proof, The Embalmer, Psycho Scarecrow, Evil Cruise, The Nun, The Covenant, Room 666, Bleed, City of Blood, Deadly Daphne's Revenge, Smokin' Aces, The Ring 2, most horror remakes (especially One Missed call, which is a remake of a film that already sucked!), and Pretty Poison.

All those are worse than anything on that list.

noisereductions 12.30.2008 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by fugazifan
theres also the film The Bare Wench Project, which was hilarious!



I have Bare Wench 1 & 2... Jim Wynorski, y'all! How can you front on Wynorski if yr a fan of bad cinema!

jimbrim 12.30.2008 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Smokin' Aces


Yeah, that film was a complete sack of cack.

Oceans Twelve is the possibly the worst film I've seen.

Bertrand 12.30.2008 09:20 AM

Sergio Gobbi pictures are horrible, especially La nuit du risque.
The worst I ever saw in a theatre was Le couteau sous la gorge, by whatshisname, with Florence Guérin and Brigitte Lahaie. I kept talking to my neighbours all through the film, complaining about everything (apart from a fisheye shot of a pool - 2 or 3 seconds of the whole thing).

I have a soft spot for John Guillermin too.

He probably did something good to be given the opportunity to direct McQueen and Newman, but can't find what.
Sheena, Queen of the Jungle, is the crappiest American picture I can think of.
The first time I saw it, I couldn't think of anything that could be spared.
I recently had the bad taste to cast an eye on it, and, yes, there's one scene that can make you laugh : Sheena's been abducted, she's in a helicopter, and, as she's the queen of the jungle, she summons birdfriends to help her out... And here we go with a pink flamingo attack in the helicopter, deliciously stuffed animals, almost as bad as the lead actress - the weirdest Charlie's angel, Tanya Roberts.

Dr. Eugene Felikson 12.31.2008 06:08 PM


 


Why James Cameron.....why?

demonrail666 01.01.2009 11:25 AM

 

Madonna plays cliched rich bitch who falls for cliched macho man on cliched desert island.

[Sandbag] 01.01.2009 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
 

Madonna plays cliched rich bitch who falls for cliched macho man on cliched desert island.




FUCK.. seriously that's one of the worst movies i've ever seen!

[Sandbag] 01.01.2009 12:01 PM

 

[Sandbag] 01.01.2009 12:02 PM

sorry but... this is the winner

 


the wicker man - remake

worst
movie
ever...

i remember thinking 'i wasted 2 hours of my life watching this shit'
the ending is... made me laugh a lot
100% cliched

stu666 01.01.2009 12:12 PM


 




 

demonrail666 01.01.2009 12:22 PM


 

I really wanted to like this. Unfortunately even I had to admit in the end that it really is just complete and utter bollocks. Good soundtrack though.

Toilet & Bowels 01.01.2009 12:51 PM

dude where's my car

gualbert 01.01.2009 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666




 

I really wanted to like this. Unfortunately even I had to admit in the end that it really is just complete and utter bollocks. Good soundtrack though.

Oh!
So you're a fan otherwise?

jon boy 01.01.2009 12:57 PM

any of the american pie films
almost famous
black hawk down

Antagon 01.01.2009 12:59 PM

Nikos the Impaler!

Toilet & Bowels 01.01.2009 01:01 PM

con air
man on fire
training day

Toilet & Bowels 01.01.2009 01:22 PM

The Phantom Menace
Attack of The Clones
Revenge of The Sith

demonrail666 01.01.2009 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gualbert
Oh!
So you're a fan otherwise?



Very much so.

Savage Clone 01.01.2009 01:23 PM

Eragon is pretty goddamned shudderworthy.

demonrail666 01.01.2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
The Phantom Menace


I watched that again a couple of weeks ago and found myself enjoying it a lot more than I did the first time around. Still not a good film though.

stu666 01.01.2009 01:26 PM


 

demonrail666 01.01.2009 01:26 PM

 

unforgivably poor.

Toilet & Bowels 01.01.2009 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by demonrail666
I watched that again a couple of weeks ago and found myself enjoying it a lot more than I did the first time around. Still not a good film though.


i hated it way more the second time around

atsonicpark 01.01.2009 04:50 PM

Of the movies I've seen recently, Indiana Jones: Crystal of the Kingsized Skullfuck, with the nuclear refrigerator bullshit, stands out as particularly terrible.

demonrail666 01.01.2009 05:19 PM

 

Daddylikes 01.01.2009 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark
Of the movies I've seen recently, Indiana Jones: Crystal of the Kingsized Skullfuck, with the nuclear refrigerator bullshit, stands out as particularly terrible.


That entire sequence was fucking genius!

atsonicpark 01.01.2009 05:32 PM

yeah of course!

MellySingsDoom 01.01.2009 05:32 PM

 


Lone Star (1996) - dir. John Sayles - a thoroughly painful and wretched viewing experience. Easily one of the most boring films I've suffered, with a plot that is so laboured and tiresome, I was wishing an unpleasant end for all concerned.

demonrail666 01.01.2009 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
 


Lone Star (1996) - dir. John Sayles - a thoroughly painful and wretched viewing experience. Easily one of the most boring films I've suffered, with a plot that is so laboured and tiresome, I was wishing an unpleasant end for all concerned.


Wow! Fair enough, but blimey. Worst film? I mean it's not one of my all time favourites or anything but always thought it was pretty good really.

joe11121 01.01.2009 11:19 PM

pretty much anything from disney sucks, except like all the old cartoon movies from the 80s. but high school musical and the stuff SUCKS

Toilet & Bowels 01.02.2009 07:29 AM

tank girl
bad boys
armageddon
the matrix
godzilla (the american remake)

noisereductions 01.02.2009 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy
any of the american pie films
almost famous
black hawk down



The first American Pie is rather amusing. It's fun. And Almost Famous is good. I just can't see grouping either of those as being "Worst" or "Best" of anything.

SiLvEr RoCkEt 01.02.2009 08:42 AM

I really dont like the Napoleon Dynamite! hate it infact


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