I use it too much.

You: hi

Stranger: i am looking for a girl to talk dirty with, if that is not you, i reccomend disconecting

You: thats me

Stranger: oh really

Stranger: age/location

Stranger: 20/seatle

You: 20 memphis

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: are you as horny as i am?

You: hornier

Stranger: really

Stranger: describe yourself

You: blonde slim good boobs and good body

Stranger: nice

Stranger: what size boobs

You: d cup

Stranger: nice

Stranger: im 6'2 slim, with a 7.5" cock

Stranger: you wanna have some fun on here?

You: yes

Stranger: how do you want me to fuck you?

Stranger: you there?

You: hard

Stranger: i would lay you down on the bed

Stranger: i would start kissing you deeply

You: doggy style

You: your cocks to small

You: bye

lol

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Stranger: hi
You: ih
Stranger: look out your window
You: kool tou rouy wodniw
Stranger: wow
Stranger: racecar
Stranger: i am dog
You: wow racecar
You: i ma god
Stranger: omg your god hi god
You: gmo rouy dog ih dog
Stranger: bye
You: eyb
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You guys are hillarious.
I tried it just now. I'm too dull to have any fun there. So dull I even felt ashamed for wasting the other persons time and for disconnecting without saying goodbye.

Stranger: LONG CAT ITS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Stranger: LONG CAT ITS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONGLONG CAT ITS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Stranger: LONG CAT ITS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
Stranger: LONG CAT ITS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
You: I love long cat
Stranger: who doesnt
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: /b/
You: and by that I mean well-hung cats
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lookit how i masterfully calm this horny canadian chick down and get her to do her lab report.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my man parts are sticking out of my pants
You: that should settle your asl question
You: right there
Stranger: i think that's what zippers are for
You: so put your man parts back in your pants
Stranger: *sucks*
You: no
Stranger: aww
You: i did not give you permission
You: sorry
Stranger: *saliva drips onto boobs*
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i'll go
You: onnto bra
You: ?
You: or drips onto bare boob?
Stranger: no bra, just took a bath
You: you don't prefer to say breasts?
You: wwith bubbles?
Stranger: nah, tits as a preference, makes me feel durrty
You: ok thats better
Stranger: *licks lips*
You: lipstick?
You: or no?
Stranger: no, i took a bath. nothing but a little undone bathrobe
Stranger: walmart $8, but still cute
You: what color?
Stranger: hair's still wet
You: long hair?
Stranger: black with pink stars
Stranger: yeah, brown hair, waist length
You: waist? dam
You: n
You: you don't have split ends, right?
Stranger: no, john frieda shampoo. keeps em away
You: is the robe thin, or thick cotton? or silky?
Stranger: and i get it trimmed every 2 months
You: ok, solid
Stranger: that fluffy stuff
Stranger: what do you call it, like what they make some plushies out of
You: hm
You: oh i think i know what you're talking about
Stranger: makes the bathrobe warm
You: so i guess yr american,
You: because of the wal*mart mention
Stranger: no, canadian, so i need a warm bathrobe ;P
You: oh ok
Stranger: we have walmart too
You: i bet its cold up there
You: east coast or west?
Stranger: depends where you go
You: i like canadian chicks
Stranger: west
Stranger: so its temperate
Stranger: yay
You: yay
You: vancouver?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: island
You: oh, an island?
You: nice
Stranger: alert bay, off the coast of vancouver
You: i am also currently on an island
Stranger: windy, but sunny
You: it was the same here today
You: very windy
Stranger: cool
Stranger: oops, i dripped on the keyboard
You: mmm, dripped
You: drool again?
You: stick a cotton ball in your mouth
Stranger: my hair kinda falls forwards when i lean over the laptop
Stranger: but, i don't have a cotton ball
You: do you blow dry it?
You: or towel dry?
Stranger: towel dry for a minute or two, but then air dry
You: cool air or warm?
You: don't use hot, that could cause split ends too
Stranger: no, i mean i just let it dry on its own, no dryer
You: oh, good
You: i used a dryer for the first time in years
You: months ago
You: never again
Stranger: i hate them
Stranger: i have to flip my head upside down to blowdry, then i get dizzy
You: lol
You: i get dizzy easy too
Stranger: gah, trying to type and finish a lab report at the same time
You: chem lab?
Stranger: no, psych
Stranger: importance of the cerebellum or something
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: makes my head hurt
You: sounds like it would
You: i never liked psych
You: i always thought it would be more interesting than it actually was
Stranger: mmm... i just wanna relax
Stranger: ah well, i guess i should focus on that then
Stranger: nice meeting you zipperless man
Stranger: i have to go now
You: ok
Stranger: bye
You: have fun
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heya

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: you should listen to peruna

You: no

Stranger: oh no are you talking about?

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: banana are eating fresh

You: no

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: you make no sense

Stranger: nobody puts 'baby' in a corner

You: you make no sense

Stranger: no i know that i love you no

You: no

Stranger: no you are

You: i no you are but what am i

Stranger: no i know what i am

You: a garbage man

Stranger: come and visit myn ranch

You: no

Stranger: communism or no?

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: cem pau n_n

You: no

Stranger: i love you no

You: no

Stranger: oh no are you from?

You: i am not from

Stranger: i have not lots of games

You: from you are

Stranger: ooh

You: not i have not games not not

Stranger: get a grip

You: grip an grips you say not not

Stranger: not i have to think that i say what you are

You: not think you do

Stranger: you do not do

You: dont i do not what i dont do what you do not not

Stranger: what what what

You: not not not

Stranger: im not a girl

You: im not a not not

Stranger: not not not

You: your crazy

Stranger: i no you are a kond of crazy

You: what are you on about

Stranger: you are on!

You: not you are not on it not me not

Stranger: that you are me

You: you are me not me you not i am you not stranger not

Stranger: not you are me

You: not i am you not i am me

Stranger: i am am

You: not i am not

Stranger: wanna tell you hoe im fealing

You: i am not not

Stranger: you know band golden earring?

You: not feel not you not

You: not band not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: oh my god, oh my god, this can't be happening"

Stranger: what is your favorite band

Stranger: hows she hangin

You: not happening not

Stranger: oh my god, this can't be happening"

You: not hanging left not hanging right

Stranger: right in the us right now

You: not happening is not in not not

Stranger: learn some english

You: not english not speak not not

Stranger: if you really want to ask me?

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: sait multa horsman<3

You: not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: not hanging left not hanging right

Stranger: fica falandossaruma de coisa ae

You: not not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: dont i do not not

You: not i dont not

Stranger: in the north or in the area you can in the north

Stranger: dont i do what you dont

You: north i not

Stranger: not i dont not

You: not do not me dont not

Stranger: i eat pussies in chinese restaurants

You: not eat pussies not not

Stranger: i eat pussies not not

You: no eat pussies not not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: not i am not not

Stranger: n vejo problema em ser pevertido

You: not i am not not

Stranger: i dont like small fish

You: not small fish i dont not in not not fish not pussie not not

Stranger: i dont have one either

You: fish n pussy?

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: jammer voor je, jij kunt geen nederlands

You: not

Stranger: i plan to speak

Stranger: no i'm not american

You: not me not speak not not

Stranger: not me not me you are me

You: me aussie not not

Stranger: not me not me you are not?

You: learn to speak

Stranger: you speak how you speak but i dont speak french

You: gawd

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: i've told you the truth, i'd have to buy peruna

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: where are ytou?

Stranger: praat n0rmaal mann

You: corona you say

Stranger: i say that i say what you mean

You: you not want me not not

Stranger: not i am me you are not

You: you are me not not

Stranger: omegle is gay

You: your gay

Stranger: are you gay

You: not me gay your is gay

Stranger: he is the time but i am me

You: i make you gay not not

Stranger: not you are not?

You: not me are not not

Stranger: i amde a dookie

You: not dookie

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: you are borderline unintelligible

You: me not smart

Stranger: i wanted to tell me waht country are you in the butt!

You: BAH!!!

Stranger: not you are not smart

Stranger: he he he

You: you want in but

Stranger: stop speaking german

You: german not me not not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: im a cunt

Stranger: miksi et puhu suomeee

You: cunt you are

Stranger: LAU AND PAIGE ARE IN

You: are you cunt

Stranger: you kind of shit are you cunt

You: era uoy tnuc

Stranger: im in the war anymore

You: you shit n your cunt

Stranger: wer r u from ?

You: not not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: sory, im not sir

Stranger: yes it may or may not be

You: me not either

Stranger: not i am you not i don't know either!

You: not may not not may

Stranger: yes it may or may not not may

You: me are you not not am i me you me not not not not not

Stranger: ok thats stupid

You: not stupid not

Stranger: u are stupid

You: your a towel

Stranger: fuck your grammer!

You: grandma fuck you

Stranger: you do not do you really want to fuck?

You: not me fuck not

Stranger: pwn mad newbs n shit

You: you not

Stranger: not do not me you are not

You: me not you not more not

Stranger: that's a good one on myself on occasion

You: you jack you say not

Stranger: i say that i say what you say

You: you say i say not what me not

Stranger: bonjour jeune homme, es-tu trueblood

You: no

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: no need to be exact

Stranger: this is not my native language

You: not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: in ex-american idiot !

Stranger: want sum luv?

You: not my native not person not

Stranger: my english is not my native language

You: my not not my native not

Stranger: of course you are, you're on omegle

You: omegle this

Stranger: what is this

You: this is not

Stranger: not you are me not not

You: not is this

You: i am you

Stranger: WHAT UP YO

You: you fucking tard

Stranger: am i on the computer program, and i am you

Stranger: i can tard

You: am i not

You: i am not

Stranger: some nice stinking pussy i love rimming my girl

You: you eat turd not not

Stranger: not do not what i am

Stranger: not do not what i dont not

You: anal man you not do yes do you

Stranger: not i dont do what i dont not

You: you not want not in not

Stranger: not do not do you want a poppoo?

You: Cheese and Kisses

Stranger: and my cock is from the uk, and you

You: not uk brush your teeth

Stranger: mmmm willlll mmmmmm

You: mmmm not mmmmmm

Stranger: not you are not not

You: i am out your window

Stranger: goed voor jou

You: not

Stranger: but you going to hell, not

You: not me god not not notzzzzzz

Stranger: i am me you are me not not notzzzzzz

You: true

Stranger: this is true

You: true is not

Stranger: bi bam ba

You: la bamba

Stranger: 22 m la

You: ntonto

Stranger: yes a fink a your problems

You: I'm Mario Chamers of the Miami Heat

Stranger: jag heter hetero-peter

You: mick jagger not

Stranger: not do not do you mean i dont not

You: not i mean not

Stranger: you know i raped ur mum

You: not me you not mum not

Stranger: me are you not mum not

You: me are i

Stranger: you are i

You: i are baboon

Stranger: are you really are from brazil

You: not not

Stranger: don't care

You: not

You: aussie not not

Stranger: i am not a dumb name

Stranger: not even baby meat

You: dumb you are

Stranger: you are a computer program, and i am your you

You: eat baby you i do me not here now not

Stranger: now i have to be here

You: no

Stranger: how very splendid

You: splendid indeed

Stranger: well if your french, i dont get you

You: want some more tea sir

Stranger: some say that i am me you not more not

You: you make no sense

Stranger: no wait wtf

You: your so uneducated

Stranger: so i was so exhausted afterwards

You: not educated

Stranger: i am not

You: i ma ton

Stranger: i don't understand sorry

You: i t'nod dnatsredu yrros

Stranger: nor are you a comedian i take it

You: no nor not

Stranger: nor are you not i am not

You: no me american i is not

Stranger: not me not

You: you need to go back to school to learn english and grammer

Stranger: and i have to go!

You: ok

You: good

Stranger: hahaha! ok. where?

You: not not

You: not here not

Stranger: dont i do enjoy a good point

Stranger: not band not

Stranger: you are from worm

You: not dont not

You: you should listn to alice in chains

Stranger: i don't my brother does tho

You: you should listn to alice in chains

Stranger: cause i want to think that i love you to

Stranger: i love you to

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: now i have to think that i am not in not

You: you should listen to alice in chains

Stranger: non, je ne serai pas

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You: well

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^^ long ^^

lol I almost shat myself here.

Stranger: WHAT IS A MAN
You: a miserablelittle pile of secrets
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: YOU
You: hahah
Stranger: YOU ARE THE FIRST TO GET IT
You: really?
Stranger: I'VE BEEN THROUGH HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE
You: there must be so many btards on here
You: i can't be the first
Stranger: I'm not even a /B/
You: haha
Stranger: but man
You: well that'sgood
Stranger: you are really the first
Stranger: take pride in this
You: wow
Stranger: the search continues

You: You don't exist do you?

Stranger: nope

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haha ^


You: hi
You: are you clean?
Stranger: girl?
You: no
You: tell me you have a vagina
Stranger: what?
You: whut?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i do
You: o ok
You: then we can talk
You: sick of the horny men on here
Stranger: ok
Stranger: :)
You: all they want
Stranger: pics?
You: pics of what?
You: my cock?
Stranger: what you want
You: i dont have any
You: you take pics of your vagina?
You: i guess not
Stranger: maybe...
You: it is a lot of work
You: you have to take pants off
You: slide panties off
You: get the camera
Stranger: want one??
You: put it on the computer
You: i don't know yet
You: is it a nice vagina?
Stranger: http://www.facial-blog.com/girlfrien...h/images/4.jpg
You: lol, i doubt that is yours
Stranger: maybe
You: does it look like the underside of a sea urchin?
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: http://www.sexentertains.com/new/30-...bear/1/p09.jpg
You: if you are taking a pic of your vagina now, hold up a sign that says, "hi stranger"
You: i don't think i am going to look at that url
Stranger: do it
Stranger: now
Stranger: or i wont send pics
You: but i don't know yet, if i want to see your vagina
You: i'm not sure yet, if it will be nice
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You: hi
Stranger:

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You: insert here?
Stranger: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You: yes.
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You: cough
You: cough
You: oh my
You: there's an erection
You: in my pants
You: look away
You: i didn't say you could admire it
You: not yet
You: ok now
You: now you can look
Stranger: yeah let me see
You: my micropene
You: is standing at a fierce 5 cm
You: stand back
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so urs r only 5cm?
You: yes i don't want it to poke your eye out
You: stand back please
Stranger: all right
You: stand back at least 7 cm
You: in case it oozes
You: if it gets on your eye
You: rinse with water immediately
Stranger: ok i will
You: if irritation lasts longer than 5 minutes, seek medical attention
Stranger: ok im ready!!
You: ok!
You: whoa...
You: spoooOOOoooo0o0O0oOo00oge.
You: did it get you?
You: rinse!
Stranger: yeah i miss that
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: my friend behind me got !!
Stranger: oh no~
You: rinse his eyes
You: hurry!
You: he could lose vision
Stranger: ok !!
Stranger: all right
You: ok good
You: i'm sorry about that
You: i should have passed out the safety goggles
Stranger: fine~thats ok
You: first
You: safety always comes first
Stranger: yeah i think u really should do
You: how big are your breasts?
Stranger: my friend feel better
Stranger: about 36F
You: 36F, wow
You: too large for my penis
You: we might not work out :-(
Stranger: fine
You: just jiggle them for me
You: just once
Stranger: look
Stranger: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
You: wow
Stranger: just like the wave of sine
You: i splooged
You: again
You: rinse out your eyes
You: i'm sorry
You: that jiggle is nice
You: very nice
Stranger: thx
Stranger: why dont u rinse on my beast
You: ok
Stranger: breast
You: sounds like fun
You: your milk is delicious
You: can i bottle some?
Stranger: all right
Stranger: just a little
You: like a half-gallon?
You: i need some for my lucky charms tomorrow
Stranger: okay
You: thanks
You: thats generous of you
Stranger: thx~all my friend admire my milk
You: and they should
You: its very refreshing
Stranger: yeah i also drink my milk for breakfast every morning
Stranger: that make me full of power everyday
You: like powerade
You: free milky powerade
You: mmm
Stranger: yeah but i never drink powerade
You: you should harvest it and sell it
Stranger: yeah it sounds great
You: you could make millions
You: i could be your manager
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: maybe we could take some shots and put them on the internet
You: sure
You: some shots of your milky breasts?
Stranger: right
Stranger: oh~my baby is crying now
You: oh go feed it
Stranger: maybe he wants milk
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: thx ur advice
You: ok bye
Stranger: bye~
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Stranger: cheers bro!

You: shut up!

Stranger: Shut down!

You: shut out!

Stranger: shut diagonally!

You: shut to space!

Stranger: Shut your balls in a car door!

You: ouch!

Stranger: damn straight.

^^^^ Hahahhahahahah!!!

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you a female warrior?
You: no druid
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:(

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Stranger: hi
You: I will drive you to the airport
Stranger: wow
Stranger: good
You: ready?
Stranger: yes
You: get your own bags im not carrying anything
You: get in the car
Stranger: ok!
You: i said get in the car
Stranger: im comming
Stranger: yes
You: are you in the car
You: i cant see you
Stranger: How can you see me?
You: i just said i cant, jesus/.
You: get in the car or im not taking you
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I wish I could get someone from here.

too many just say hi and leave

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Stranger: HI!
You: HI!
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: WOW I THOUGHT YOU WERE LIKE ME FOR A MINUTE THERE
You: TRICKY
You: SO, WHERE ARE YOU FROM?
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this is so much better than what is on tv though.

First time in ages.

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Stranger: haya

You: doon dun don doon dun dee do

Stranger: ok

Stranger: ye what you on

You: click click bloody click

Stranger: weeeeeeeeeeedddddddd

You: to far mate

You: to fucking far cunt

Stranger: na m8t its no

Stranger: nai dib jaevel

Stranger: din*

You: it fucking is you low life druggo sunt

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my connection imploded?

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You: i'm going to send you a provactive message

Stranger: ok

Stranger: going on

You: shut up, i'm concentrating

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Stranger: Heyy

You: what?

You: you type really slow

Stranger: No

Stranger: I don't

You: rreeeeeaaaaaallllllly yyyyy ssllllllowoowwww

Stranger: I just wasn't here

You: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Stranger: Hello

You: AHOY

You: WHAT ARE THE HAPS MY FRIEND

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i haven't had this much fun on the internet since it was invented

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Stranger: Hello

You: AHOY

Stranger: Sailor?

You: SAILIN SMOOTH MAN, FEELS GOOD

You: HOW ARE YOU

Stranger: So its hard for me to ask a location

You: I WOULD GUESS SO

Stranger: good thanks and you not sea sick or anything

You: OH MAN NO WAY, I LOVE THIS SHIT

You: ARE YOU ON DRY LAND

Stranger: lol on a cruise?

Stranger: yes

You: NAW JUST EXPLORING THE SEVEN SEAS, YOU KNOW HOW WE DO

You: AH WHAT CONTINENT ARE YOU ON

Stranger: Australia

You: OCEANIA OR SOMETHING RIGHT

Stranger: what about you asl?

Stranger: yes

You: 25 / M / I AM IN A BOAT ON THE SEA

You: WHAT ABOUT YOUR ASL MY FRIEND HA HA

Stranger: Which part

Stranger: 17 male Australia

You: I AM CURRENTLY IN THE INDIAN OCEAN

You: NO PIRATES THOUGH MAN DON'T WORRY HA HA

Stranger: Off the coast of Africa?

You: YES AND ALSO INDIA

Stranger: yer I rekon

You: HOW IS AUSTRALIA GOING FOR YOU THEN

Stranger: Good

Stranger: ...

You: ITS WINTER THERE RIGHT

You: CRAZY HEMISPHERE YOU GOT DOWN THERE

Stranger: Its winter for you as well

You: I AM ALWAYS MOVING THOUGH MAN

You: THE SEA KNOWS NO SEASON

Stranger: you are in thesame hemisphere as me if you are in the Indian Ocean

You: UHUH

Stranger: hmmm

You: YOU DON'T REALLY GET WINTER ON THE SEA THOUGH MAN

You: ITS JUST PRETTY WINDY

Stranger: Yes you do the sea is still part of a hemishere it gets a season

You: UM

Stranger: and the wind is temperised

You: I THINK I WOULD KNOW

You: JUST SAYIN

Stranger: True but what you say is wrong

Stranger: Na sorry I am geologist sorry get carried away

You: OH I SEE

Stranger: I think your caps lock is on

You: YOU GEOLOGISTS HA HA

You: ALWAYS UP TO SOMETHIN

You: OH YEAH IT IS

Stranger: Not like an Indianna Jones geologist

Stranger: I wish havent got any money to travel

You: OH THATS DISAPPOINTING I SUPPOSE THERE IS STILL TIME THOUGH

You: YOU ARE STILL A YOUNG MAN

Stranger: You could say that although18 in like a few days

You: AH COOL COOL

You: THE RAVAGES OF PUBERTY LEAVE NO-ONE UNSCATHED

Stranger: Looking forward to that

You: YEAH I REMEMBER MY 18TH BIRTHDAY MAN

You: HAPPY TIMES

You: I HOPE IT ALL GOES WELL FOR YOU MAN

Stranger: Okay your wierding me out now....

You: HA HA SORRY MAN DIDN'T MEAN TO

You: JUST GET SO LONELY OUT HERE MAN

You: I FORGET WHAT IS ACCEPTABLE

Stranger: So a sea man must have some secrets if he needs to always escape something.....

Stranger: Whats yours?

Stranger: It is fine

You: I AM NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM ANYTHING MAN

You: BUT I AM SEARCHING FOR SOMETHING

Stranger: ie?

You: ITS PRETTY DEEP AND COMPLICATED MAN

Stranger: Arnt we all searching for something riches love good health?

Stranger: I can go deep

You: SCUBA STYLE DEEP

You: OH YOU KNOW JUST SEARCHING FOR MY TRUE LOVE MAN

Stranger: And I am also calculating when I want to be

You: WHAT

Stranger: I skin dive deep

Stranger: like snorkell

Stranger: What do you mean what?

You: I AM AFRAID I AM LOST IN THIS METAPHOR

You: BUT ITS OKAY MAN HA HA

Stranger: Sorry

Stranger: Im confusing sometimes I know

Stranger: So true love on the ocean

You: OH MAN DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP ABOUT IT

You: AND YEAH TRUE LOVE ON THE OCEAN

You: WELL NOT REALY

You: REALLY

Stranger: Let me guess got to find her first......

You: I OFTEN STAY ON DRY LAND FOR A FEW WEEKS

You: YEAH

You: SO I AM LOOKING EVERYWHERE

You: SHE IS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE THOUGH MAN I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BONES

You: SHE MIGHT EVEN BE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA CRAZY

Stranger: Quiet a journey, one most of us take however long or short....Lets just say mines almost as hard as yours....

You: I LIKE THIS METAPHOR OF THIS JOURNEY TO LOVE

Stranger: True love I mean as a journey sorry did it again

You: AND YES THEY ARE ALL HARD IN DIFFERENT WAYS

You: OH NO I UNDERSTAND YOU MAN

You: VERY BEAUTIFUL WAY OF PUTTING IT

You: YOU THERE BRO?

Stranger: Thanks my true love I know where she is but I cant get to her If you know what I mean. She is in Europe Im here in Australia only like a few thousand kilometeres between us

You: OH MAN THAT BLOWS

You: BUT YOU HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON YOUR HANDS YET

Stranger: I also think a plane ticket would be more convient than a ocean adventure

You: HA HA YES

You: I JUST LIKE BOATS

Stranger: I do not mind them if they are sea worthy but all the boats Ive been on for diving like are ready to sink

You: OH YEAH SOME BOATS ARE PRETTY LAME

You: THE ONE I AM CURRENTLY ON IS VERY SAFE THOUGH

You: IT IS CALLED PERSEPHONE

Stranger: oh nice

Stranger: Did you name it?

You: NAH I'M ONLY WORKING COMMUNICATIONS, RADAR, SHIT LIKE THAT, PRETTY BORING BUT I HAVE A LOT OF TIME ON MY HANDS

You: BUT YEAH YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GO FOR THAT GIRL ASAP

Stranger: What I was thinking was.....

Stranger: Being in my 2nd last year at school I can still use the exchange program to go into Uni overseas for free

You: WOW YEAH COOL IDEA

You: WHAT COUNTRY IS SHE IN

Stranger: however its not that easy there are still cost to it and we are still so young she is in England so they do speak english but if we dont make it out it will be disaster I will be stuck in Europe broke....

You: AH DANG

Stranger: We have known each other net wise for some time 4 years now I think

You: LUCKILY THE IMMIGRATION RULES IN ENGLAND ARE REALLY LAX, SO YOU COULD GET IN THERE PRETTY EASILY THROUGH SOME VISA LOOPHOLE OR ANOTHER

You: PLACE IS FULL OF AUSTRALIANS MAN

Stranger: Internatinal phone calls are expensive we did buy webcams and go on that all the time

You: AH THATS GOOD MAN

Stranger: Yer I know thats my ticket in

You: WELL LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY

Stranger: Try getting into Japan...

You: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE THE WORLD SEEMED REALLY IMPOSSIBLY HUGE AND I NEVER THOUGHT I'D GET ANYWHERE MAN

You: BUT ITS REALLY PRETTY SMALL

Stranger: Metaphorically it is I mean if it was small enough I would walk across the sreet to her and hold her for the first time

You: AH MAN THAT DAY WILL COME DON'T WORRY

You: WHATS YOUR GIRLS NAME MAN

Stranger: Michelle

You: AH THATS SWEET MAN

You: WELL BEST OF LUCK TO YOU ANYWAY

You: I HAVE TO GO NOW

Stranger: Hopefully that day will come its lame and all but I can tell you its not like you will tell anyone but we have saved ourselves for each other

You: AH THATS BEAUTIFUL MAN

Stranger: Alright stay safe on the seas

You: THANKS MAN STAY SAFE IN AUSTRALIA HA HA

You: KEEP THE FAITH

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geez.

hahaha

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You: hi

Stranger: fuck u

You: you wanna?

Stranger: u boy or girl

You: *puts on his robe an wizard hat*

You: anything you want babe

Stranger: i got a dick

You: same. Want me to shove my dick in yours? it feels awesome

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sometimes I like waiting them out without replying

it's as passive aggressive as a coma!

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Stranger: hi

You: Hi

Stranger: asl?

You: Oh, no, no no.

Stranger: hum?

You: Ask something better.

Stranger: where are you from?

Stranger: i am from brazil

You: Canada, right?

Stranger: and you?

Stranger: ow nice

Stranger: how old are you?

You: Almost legal, maaaaan.

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get back in my life Stephen

Stranger: heey

You: mum?

Stranger: no

You: dad?

Stranger: i'm your father

You: what's your name?

Stranger: jesse

Stranger: yours?

You: you're not my dad you liar!

Stranger: ohmygod

I've always been, babe.

That is awesome. Best part of the convo....

<3 u

rofl

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Stranger: guy?
You: robot
Stranger: deutscher?
You: robot
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me: HOW DARE YOU.

You: 1 2 three and to tha 4

Stranger: suck me dick

Stranger: waaa

You: are you the wizard with the pencil eraser cock at coachella tase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: YES

You: I knew it. Your magick did nothing to stop the fat rent-a-cop

Stranger: i know :(

You: fucking bastards

You: oh well

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