polo shirts are never as horrible as the khakis that they are paired with.



They always make yr butt look big and yr package look small.

Yeah, that's because polo shirts look shit on Americans.

I'm wearing this exact shirt right now and I look terrific.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


fixed.

oh man, the pleats! pleated pants & polos are not cool!
step away from the bad style and say hello to my little friend.

THIS is how u do casual friday. Notice NO f-ing polo shit. (I left the 'r' out on purpose)

Working at a job that has a "casual Friday" is a bigger problem than what to wear on said Friday.

That looks like I even would wear that and I mostly wear band t-shirts and some ragged jeans.

not if they tell you "polo and khakis"! it doesn't really matter to me though. they did away casual friday here, a few years. too many came in jeans and tennis shoes.

I'm just thankful that "mandatory tie" hasn't been reinstated.

although, I'm willing to be anyone's fashion bitch for the right price.

I wouldn't mind working at a place where Casual Friday meant you had to cut your head off before coming to work like that, I guess.

YES

American in a Polo Shirt


English person in a polo shirt

^^^ notice that the english guy is afraid to show his teef.


this can be arranged. would you like me to fax you an application?

I see this only as "Two douchebags: one not hung over, one severely hung over."

Stepped into nest of them once. Couldn't get my clothes off fast enough. Later poured some gasoline down their hole and lit them muthas. SWAOOOOSH the flame came out their back door hole several feet away. What a blast!

The trouble with the way most men wear polos is that they wear them too big and tucked in. They should fit slim and be left untucked.

Regarding khakis/chinos, the big sin most men commit is wearing them pleated instead of plain front, and again, wearing them too baggy instead of more slim.

But yeah, generally, polos and khaki-colored khakis or chinos are not a good mix. Get into different colors, like white, grey, olive, blue, chinos they go much better together. For most of us, polos are easiest to do with jeans or at least jean-like pants. My favorite combo is a navy (slim-fitted) polo and white jeans.

yes, but white jeans make it hard to hide the cheese-doodle stains.

Meh, why hide them? I display them proudly.

I wear only long-sleeve buttondowns at work--you wear long sleeves, you automatically have rank over those who don't. It's psychological.

But in my off hours during the summer, I wear practically nothing but polos. Figure if they were good enough for JFK, they're good enough for me.

yeah, and look what happened to him. poor sod

What, married a beautiful woman and had sex with Marilyn Monroe? I could think of worse fates.

I can't offer anything in this thread, except to say that my perennial problem with winter jackets is that I can't get away with something like this:

and everything else seems a bit pointless next to not having that jacket.

Similarly, this: would make me look particularly Hoxton (which would be especially a problem as my hair is currently somewhere between bobo and Hoxton twat).

I have a military thing, you see?

I wear one a lot like that top one, but shorter. USA "Ike" WWII jacket.
I also still like my leather double-breasted DDR police jacket.

I am very much into a military thing this year. I now own a shorter WWII Ike kind of jacket for warmer months, a regular field-jacket kind of fatigue jacket for colder months, and a pair of fatigue-type cargo pants. I also like shirts with epaulets.

The pea coat is on my wish list for this winter.

Military-inspired clothing can be quite masculine and tough looking.

you hope that will compensate for your time spent discussing fashion? :p

Tough, or gay?
It's borderline.

^^^ depends. do you get called Roughrider a lot?
oh, snap!

where's yr nazi motorcycle? ;)

I have taller boots now, at least.
I really do need that motorcycle.

drone. you look cool.

marry me

Gay. Wrong tie underneath, and wrong shade of green on the shirt. I'd actually go for a collarless shirt, because there's just loads of very busy lines around your neck otherwise. Or unbutton the jacket. Also, I don't think the cut of the jacket flatters your shoulders, and I tend to think men live or die by the flattered shoulders.


I'm down with that. So long as you don't change my dental habits, I understand yank broads tend to do that.

I particularly like the fact the Drone will notice that the LPs before he does the top.

I had to add the LP's. would not have been right without them.

classics you know...

I particularly dislike the fact the Rob hates TJAMC so bad that he left it where it was.

It's only too bad that my Alice In Wonderland box set is not showing in the lower left. It was too far over.

I would have used a different tie, but that was the only one I had.

I really dislike your abuse of the letters 'l' and 'n', so I took them out of your post.

sure, I left out a word, but I certainly do not recall using a 'n'. how dare you.

although, considering I accused you of wanting to sniff clone's leather pants, I should be thankful that's the worst you can do.

i haven't been to the dentist in 11 years.


i love you for using the word broad.

my old dentist turned out to be a morphine addict.

fun!

He's said several times that he don't wear no undercrackers. I have it in my pivot charted spreadsheet of 'underwear-related facts on SYG'. Accusation is a dish best served punctiliously.


This is going so well. I'm going to book myself a two-way ticket on the fanny train.

Don't spend too long making sense of that last sentence.