I'm affraid its much worse..

I'm going to Hell!? I repent, I repent!

well there are two schools of thought on the matter:

there is the Apostles like Paul:



"..where sin increases, grace super-exceeds.."

and then there is the Pat Robertson crowd..



"You're gonna burn in hell!"

answer the question! but seriously....props...

it went sort of like this..

For a split second, just a split second, it crossed my mind to walk out of the "import" store today with my 5 dollar army canteen unpaid. Just to see what they'd do.

In my adolescence my friends and I were thieves. Meaning we stole shit for money or to barter for other shit. You name it ( ok ok, not 100% literal but you ge tthe fuckin picture) I have either stolen it or witnessed it being stolen. We took mainly from pussy rich kids that lived around us. Aside from profit, I've also stolen out of neccesity and that was a little harder for me to rationalize, I somehow felt that it was wrong for me to steal from the corner store or the market, but ok to stick up motherfuckers.

I know a lot of people mix liars and thieves in the same sentence but for a bunch of wild thieving fucks, we were for the most part honest....for the most part.

Bang bang boogie da bang da bang boogie to da
boogie bang boogie da bang fuck what you sayin' nigga
You's a gangsta!
No I'm not!
Nigga you's a gangsta!
No I'm not!
Nigga you's a gangsta

big ups.

;) much thanks..
but much like gmku..




I repented and did penance.. but it was fun while it lasted

compared to most of you fucking hardened criminals, I feel like one of the Hardy Boys.

I just stole a giant box of condoms from my day old ex girlfriend. We bought them together and only used two before we broke up yesterday on my birthday, so thanks for the present, these will come in handy...

Thats cool except that:

ooh baby I like it raaaaaaw!

I wonder how many "normal" people think about shoplifting while they shop. I bet more people would if they thought they could get away with it.

Only a pillowcase from work.

But they already had thrown it in the trash.

Its quite soft.

Oh, I guess I do steal food. I work in a grocery store. The other day I stole a few toothpicks out of a box of 800, because come on.. who the fuck needs 800 toothpicks? Um...

Stealing is cool, I might try to get back into it.

Food, from work. Hey I worked in the bakery, and sometimes I would go in hungry.

cable

You know what?




That sociopath picture made me look up exactly what a sociopath is. Obviously, I've heard the term and had a vague idea of what it is, but I knew it meant different things to different people. Well, during that search, I found the "Dissocial Personality Disorder" idea and read everything that makes a person have that disorder, signs to look for. And yeah. My.. um.. ex girlfriend now.. that's what she has! How do I go about telling her that?

I used to, well my parents used to steal cable. Is it safe to say that here?

nothing serious.

i've had opportunities, though.

OVER 20 years ago...

I was able to quit a part-time job by selling stolen Warhammer40k miniatures to geeks at school.

yo yo yo got yr land raider, maaaaan. duuuuude, first gen terminators. you HAVE to get these!!

i am now learning about warhammer after you mentioned it. it has to be the geekiest of the geekiest.
i'm feeling indisposed actually.

well done.

my friend says, "i steal food from wal-mart, often"

my friend, oh, how he argues for himself

wait wait. So the store was still open? if it was....omg. You are my hero.

goddamn are those things expensive. i have some friends who play.

how much stuff did you flip?

I have this awsome one hanging here:

In about an hour, I may or may not steal some Vicoden.

I stole one of those handicapped stickers off of a register in walmart. It's on my guitar case.

vicoden is one of those things required to live, like air and food.

coincidence: i may or may not be stealing some xanax around noon

It was like 10am.. the store was wide open and full of people..

So weird...looking closer, guy had BOTH xanax and Vicoden.

He's some older guy with a few ailments whom I do some housework for. He casually mentioned a while ago how he hates pills and never uses them. If I asked for any, he'd probably say no for pussy legal reasons, so I figure "Why not?" Today, took a conservative amount from the several bottles he has lying around.

you must steal more pallets of coke before giving them to Suchfriends

Hey man, wanna hang out?

I stole over $1000 over the course of a summer, back at an old job. A fast food restaurant. My co-workers, who were in on it too, ended up with another $1000 each.

Thieves.

I stole mechanical pencils from Mardel when I was in Junior High. I'd stash handfuls in the inside pocket of my jean jacket, then take them to school and sell them. Yep... I'm going to hell.

you should have got into the Warhammer market.

it's more lucrative than pencils.