I really want to hang out with you...

that looks really great

heavily medicated

going for a bike ride

please think good thoughts. i dont wanna get run over by a cab

Playing a gig tonight for someone's b-day, we're not gonna get any cash but we are goign to get 2 bottles of scotch and free beer. I'll be back in this thread this evening!

taxi driver is my all time favorite film.

me too!



wow i need to not take so many pills it makes me get all emotional

edit i just started crying because i love my boyfrie=nd
what the fuck

split decision between taxi driver and apocalypse now

ok doll face,

here's the led zep filth. Live recording of exceptional quality, circa '69. Check the subtle fucking brilliance of John Bonham and Mr Page on Since I've Been Lovin You.
http://live-bootleg.blogspot.com/200...s-theatre.html

fuuuuucked uppppp + memento = yuuehhhhhhhh

This thread should be sticky.

I'm not WAY fucking wasted. However, I had 3 pints over lunch downtown today and am working my way through a bottle of wine presently.

I'm not wasted, just mellow, peaceful like. & stuck on the Sundance Channel waiting for the first Mission: Impossible movie to start up on TNT.

11.

ELEVEN.

Plus, two glasses of red wine.

Plus, the continued ability to type.

Pluse, vodka and lemonades. 4 thereof.

11 what. What the fuck does that mean, you drunk bastard.

Pints. Of beer. John Smiths.

We use question marks when we ask questions.

Jesus. That's a fuck of a lot of pints? Don't you feel bloated! You drunk bastard?

No, I don't feel bloated.

I've been drunker. But I've also been more articulate. And less cunted.

I have a series of methods against bloat that I struggle to share. Basically - eat well, exercise, and beer is not your end end.

how long did it take you to drink 11 pints?

A simple formula - you gotta keep them coming if you want to keep them coming.

grog is fer poop deck swabbers. the cap'n 'll take his pipe 'n a wench o'er yrrr wretched imbibery.

Hahaha.

You know, that's probably true. Even in the past few months of me and my girlfriend, before our little hiatus, she kept coming over and fucking me. One day I said, "Are you using me for sex?!" And she said, "No, I'm just stocking up."

...?

GOOD point! I could easily claim to drink 11 pints... if I counted the past 11 days, say, fer instance. I think Glice be scamming us, the dirty Brit!

"I'm sorry but my alcoholism will not be corralled."

Nobody I know around here drinks ever since one of my friends molested another one of my friends while drunk.

They're Christians to boot so the drama ferments longer.

we dont have issues with molestation in my group of friends since u cant rape the willing. i do have a theory that they are now adding smthn to alcohol to make 18-25 yr old girls most always turn bisexual upon consumption tho.

I would love to hang out with your ladies but I have a history of upsetting feminists.

It's probably because I can be pretty condescending which could be taken as "to women" when really I'm condescending to everyone... ?

Rum after wine, ever fine?

sounds good


man im still kinda fucked up from last night

disregard that rule, it doesnt fucking matter


however i would say follow the rule 'beer before grass youre on your ass/weed before beer blahblah'
i personally cant smoke if im already drunk, i have to smoke first and then drink or ill throw up unless ive only had like 4 or 5 drinks and then i can smoke up and get a reeeeal good buzz goin on

weed >>>>>>> booze

the only downside is that im walking around in an epic daze right now just burned out like fuck. when i woke up i thought i was still high for awhile. i love/hate being burned out

weed just makes everything so much more enjoyable
like i had a sprite and it tasted so sweet and good i had to drink another one

oops sorry not drunk.

I have just a had a glass of white wine. Refreshing.

I'll be back here, maybe, when I finish the bottle.

i dont know man, i always start getting really paranoid, the 'it makes everything better' doesn't quite do it for me. but yeah, we had chocolate milk last night and it was soooooooooo good as opposed to chocoate milk whilst sober. like, with booze you lose all sense of control and change, i like that a bit more

first beer of the night/morning. A bit of catching up to do (glancing at rum bottle).

hard before beer ur in the clear. beer before hard ur in the yard.
works for me. but i generally just drink the hard shite.

pill'd out

I'm officially off Jagerbombs forever. What a fucking waste of money.

waste of money?

Drunken I've ever gotten man.. fuuuuuck.

Yeah. Red Bull is outrageous. I had 4 in quick succession and only managed a slight buzz for 20 minutes or so. and the subsequent 2-4 more I had did nothing.

tomorrow shall be crappy waking and working