ehhh....it was alriht

the girl i was in love with is getting married. I actually properly love her, so her being happy means more to me than me being happy, but its a fucking mess for my head and doing the right thing and congratulating her is really hard, because i havent really moved on. And rage doesnt solve these kinds of things, you cant replace love with anger. Yeah, thats my day.

i think you can if you drink enough gin

wow that sounds crap
mix the gin with sprite
it does make teeth feel weird

Yeah, even if thats not a fact, its not untrue either.

they tried to teach me something at work. my head hurts a bit. going to see jazz.

my day


0 sleep. lots of pain. work at 6 30am. abdominabominable x rays. rain now ( the nice kind, so the day has become a little better). Visit my hippyjuju shop. Home.

maybe Ill try and sleep, followed by some drawing.

my phone gives premature rep.

left handed unite.

haha, fair point.
actually I really used to dig that band some 10 years ago.

Cool, so am I. Play guitar left-handed also.

Oh and I understand you may be thinking why am I asking you this but there's a picture of a left-handed guitarist on your band's myspace and I was wondering if it were you.

so far my day has been pretty shit.

I would just want to die really if I was in that situation with the girl I love right now.

it only just started, i hurried to a class that didn't happen since the teacher got sick, bought some cardboard and fabric dye to restyle an old skirt one of these days, found these nice scratchletters for no money. i'm going to slim down a pair of pants my stepsister doesn't want anymore. at three, my boy will come over and we'll be building small cardboard houses for an animation project before leaving to a nerd-themed housewarming party.

How old's your son?

i'm twenty years old and childless but my boyfriend is 24 if that's what you were referring to :p

Can I just point out that all this left-handed love-in sickens and appals me in equal measure? Thanks.

Glice, your request has been noted. You will have to wait for the high council to meet on Tuesday when they will decide whether to accept or reject your request. Please wait patiently till then.

I WILL NOT BE QUIETENED! This is political correctness - GONE MAD!

Every time i have a wank it's like someone else is doing it

...yet another left-handed response:
Yeah flotz! We left-handers are cool oddities!!

It's not cool. It's perverse and wrong and you're all going to burn in hell for your sinister activity.

I hope someone gets my clever pun there.

Left-handed wanking off? How insulting! You may be first in line for a left-handed bitch slap. Verrrry perverse!:)

It's 1pm here and holiday, so i just got up.
Planned to clean up the mansion later today.

Yes, kind of. Wikipedia helped me out:

"Meanwhile, the English word sinister comes from the Latin word sinestra, which originally meant "left" but took on meanings of "evil" or "unlucky" by the Classical Latin era."

NO WONDER MY LIFE SUCKS!

if i stick something up my arse when i'm wanking it's like i'm getting a reach around

Did teachers try to make you write with your right hand?

But left handed people are meant to be more creative. I wish I was left handed...

My day is jut starting. I'm waiting at the DMV to open to get a new Id. Then I'll be returning home to then get ready for an interview. Then my sistas are takin me out later I guess...

I'm left-handed but I jerk off with my right. Crazy.

I'm right handed but playing soccer, my left foot is the weapon of choice.

Can I join the gang?

my rep to T&B read "team".

it meant to say "team sinistral".

I revel in my future hell-burning.


ps: just to fuck with people, I wipe with my right. let's shake on it!

You know that's why it's the pits of bad manners to shake an Indian's hand with the left?

yes, and personally, I enjoy the looks of horror received from eating left-handed curry.

that said, it's not just Indians, you racist.

by my baby, do you mean, my wife or my son?

in specific order, yr answers are, "yes" and "of course not".

for a non-white, my wife sure likes white people a lot.

me? I can't fucking stand them.

cue: T.Leary "Left-Hand Shake"

i think i know why...

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/2008...person-around/

how nonwhite is she