tentacle porn is all i bother with now, besides watching Kate Garraway on GMTV

Most people I know who are into bondage or sm dress like that but when you ask them what they do they don't really seem to go further than a bit of name-calling and role-playing. It's not the same as eating your partner's shit while you express gratitude.

Now, c'mon Rob...

:( That's just gross.

if you're gonna do it, go hard or go home.

Would you ever
let your bare-arsed boyfriend sit on your face and fart on it honey?

I've tended to find the kinkiest people are those who talk least about it.

hahahhahaaha

yes, i would, if only for the comedy value

You like it rough?

no, he was trying to tell us how kinky he is, by not telling us how kinky he is.

Neither of the above; I was just pointing out that, in my experience, those who spend less time going 'oh, I'm well kinky me, I love a bit of [insert hackneyed experience]' and more time 'enjoying their sexuality' are more interesting. I'm as dull as they come in the bedroom...

very true

vanilla!

there aint nothing wrong with a bit of bdsm. just use yr safe word (foliage) and make sure to wipe the equipment down after.

I think everyone wants to be kinky; they just are too shy, or their partners are too prudish, or it's looked down upon in society, or there are some other ridiculous factors (parent's religious views or some bullshit) holding them back. I think the bedroom is the place to express all your most insane urges and act like you can't act in real life.

Whatever. I just don't see why they need to use latex or leather. Latex is awful. Some people's kink is to have no kink, others are turned on by pledging virginity, who knows.

This reminds me of one of my favorite wikipedia pages.

formal name - source of arousal

Apotemnophilia Having an amputation
Dacryphilia Tears or crying
Liquidophilia Attraction, or desire to immerse genitals in liquids
Ursusagalmatophilia Teddy bears

nope... it is a HUGE turn off for me.

I'm eating a carnitas rice bowl from Chipotle. it's almost better than sex. not that I'd know (I'm a virgin).

So, some hot bitch wants to get freaky with you, you're standing there with a hard dick and she wants to tie you up and gag on your dick, you're going to go "FUCK NO! WHAT A TURN OFF! EW!!!!!!!!!!"

You're fucking the shit out of some bitch and she says "slap me you fucking nasty FUCKER!" You're just going to politely stand up, put your clothes back on, and go listen to Radiohead?

...To each their own, I guess. If pleasant, polite sex is your thing.. then cool.

now you're being judgmental

(turn off)

As a pleasent and polite guy, I'd feel ridiculous doing anything else.

been there... REFUSED!
fuck that shit.

of course.
but don't we all look ridiculous doing it anyway?

i mean when i think about it.

especially this guy (ew)

what is that creature?1

of course everyone looks ridiculous having sex, sex is supposed to be ridiculous. that's half the fun is getting as crazy as you can imagine. your imagination is really your only limitation other than certain earthly physical limitations i suppose.

the point is, wear a fucking clown costume if you want. but not with me. clowns are scary.

i never said 'look' ridiculous, i said 'feel' ridiculous.

Your words warm my heart. I remember a time when you had not tried it nor seen the appeal. I feel like we've grown together.

okay well it looks ridiculous and feels ridiculous. of course.

but it's fun.

it doesn't hurt a bit...if you can take it (and know what you're doing...)

<3 <3 <3

I'm singing 'A Whole New World' to you. In my head.

Does your wife enjoy bondage because she gets the chance to put a mask on your face?

most entertaining thread, i loled so much. i just got my wang pierced btw, feels like an appropriate place to post that.

Perhaps if I were drunk and self-hateful.

BDSM takes practice. The more you do it, the more natural it feels, and the results are far more stimulating. Sooner than later, you won't want to have sex any other way.

Same with heroin.

and murder

and rape

and juggling

...

to me, sex is not about 'oh i've done this and this and i'm sooo kinky!' it's more about being completely at ease with someone else and being open to the other person about what you want and what you like. i can imagine getting into bandage and s&m can go very badly if you don't completely at ease with each other or don't communicate well enough.

i personally don't feel the need to use violence during sex at all, since it's so far away from my personality. i would just feel like i'm pretending to be someone else. fuck that.

exactly! I feel like a fake motherfucker when I have tried.

It all originates from a rebellion against religion, which has never been a part of my life, so no rebellion needed.

ok.... if you say so, boss.

more religion = more kink
makes the priests make more sense...