Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

is this party still happening? if so, i bought the perfect dress that allows me to tape my manpipe backwards in such a way as to not even be able to tell that it is there at all. but when i sit down the excited feeling that i get makes me feel as if i am entering myself with force. but not too mich force because the tape keeps it from going all the way inside. just tiny bit. enough to make me walk a little funny after and smile like a goat being milked by soft hand, or maybe, atsonicpark with his girlfirends finger. my mother tells me that my peepee is about same size as girl finger (and painted pretty too) so i know what this means.

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

They are not jealous because they are all in it together to drive us insane because they know we are weak and spineless and susceptible to their wily charms.

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

They are not jealous because they are all in it together to drive us insane because they know we are weak and spineless and susceptible to their wily charms.

Originally Posted by knox

yeah, women are so manipulative and you are so hopelessly weak.
it must be so hard to be a man.

and thats the ultimate truth of creationism.

Originally Posted by ni'k

pwn3d.

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

stupid women

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I love it when you post things like this.

mostly, because it proves that yr constant insistance of being sympathetic toward women, and walking arm-in-arm, sister-to-sister into the red glow of freedom from straight male oppression, is all just a giant steaming pile of horseshit.

(*)

Originally Posted by Genteel Death

What can I say? It makes waiting patiently for them in a carpark until I see them struggling with the shopping bags worthwhile.

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I love it when you post things like this.

mostly, because it proves that yr constant insistence of being sympathetic toward women, and walking arm-in-arm, sister-to-sister into the red glow of freedom from straight male oppression, is all just a giant steaming pile of horseshit and bitter hatred.


(*)

Originally Posted by knox

yeah, women are so manipulative and you are so hopelessly weak.
it must be so hard to be a man.

and thats the ultimate truth of creationism.

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

I don't get it.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Here's how I presented knox with her birthday cake.

Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Here's how I presented knox with her birthday cake.

Originally Posted by Diablo12

WTF

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

i'm impressed, please don't revert back to trolling around here, you got good jokes sometimes ;)

Originally Posted by space

you must be RRRRRREALLY fucking high right now.

Originally Posted by knox

how interesting is that in the end? for two seconds.

Originally Posted by Satan

genteel death is a fucking sexist asshole

Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

hmm.. perhaps. but that was still quite funny.. am I encouraging him like the class clown the poor, exasperated teacher keeps telling you (shit hoping) to ignore? of course, but thats the fun of it sometimes, fuck it why not indulge the attention whores, what does it hurt in the cosmic scheme of things?