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Savage Clone 10.30.2006 02:22 PM

Blame Canada.

DJ Rick 10.30.2006 04:30 PM

This thread's gone far enough without a mention of Toby Keith.

Worst rapper ever.... K-Solo (the dude that used to spell half the words out)

Al Jarreau
Gregory Abrams

the dude from Alice Donut

hat and beard 10.30.2006 06:29 PM

i think i may actually have the worst singing voice in the world. wesley willis aint got shit on me.

joan baez also has a particularly atrocious voice.

LittlePuppetBoy 10.30.2006 06:44 PM

this guy (listen)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd5EXZMQCAU
and this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG5jGptZcYg

k-krack 10.30.2006 07:08 PM

Joanna Newsom
almost every rock singer ever...
Freddy Mercury

k-krack 10.30.2006 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _slavo_
I'm gonna dig into indie territory:

the singer from Bright Eyes
the singer from Decembrists
the singer from Unicorns
the singer from Stars
Kevin Drew from Broken Social Scene is no genius either.
oh what a dump.

I used to hate Efrim Menuck's voice (ASMZ), but it has grown on me over time (especially since I've seen them live)


A few of my personal favourites. We differ in many ways, slavo.

nicfit 10.31.2006 04:25 AM

the guy singing in iron maiden

Trasher02 10.31.2006 04:29 AM

Bono
Billy Corgan
Brian molko
Alex Turner

porkmarras 10.31.2006 04:30 AM

As far as Bjork goes,i respect her a lot as an artist but i could do with her making only instrumental albums.The only song her voice shines on,as far as i'm concerned,is 'Unison'.Now,that's lush.

porkmarras 10.31.2006 04:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Agreed.

I assume that you also agree that Shakira is ace,Mr 'I hate superficial,erm....,pop'!

porkmarras 10.31.2006 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
the guy singing in iron maiden

whaaaaaaaaa?Bruce Dickinson?Are you mad???????

nicfit 10.31.2006 04:39 AM

pretty much

(i can't stand his tone+"vibrato", wathever it's called)

blue sunlover 10.31.2006 04:42 AM

not much but more.

blue sunlover 10.31.2006 04:45 AM

chansons franc.there you find a lot of what is worse

_slavo_ 10.31.2006 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k-krack
A few of my personal favourites. We differ in many ways, slavo.


no big deal, is it?

blue sunlover 10.31.2006 05:18 AM

no but yes

therealglenstyler 10.31.2006 05:32 AM

being ironical does not excuse the defence of shakira. she makes a weak, a-tonal cartoon goat impersonator sound vital and melodic. gash. utter gash.

Glice 10.31.2006 05:52 AM

Are you using ironical ironically?

_slavo_ 10.31.2006 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blue sunlover
no but yes


no no, I definitely think yes.

porkmarras 10.31.2006 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by therealglenstyler
being ironical does not excuse the defence of shakira. she makes a weak, a-tonal cartoon goat impersonator sound vital and melodic. gash. utter gash.

I'm not being anything twatbastard.I like her music and that's all.

Tokolosh 10.31.2006 06:05 AM

 

"Oh god! I hope nobody mentions me in this thread".

jon boy 10.31.2006 06:12 AM

dido, god the blandness!

mariah careys voice goes all through me like nails down a blackboard.

brian molko's another that just infuriates me beyond belief, as is that guy from muse and whatever the singer from the manic street preachers is called.

i could go on but i have to vacuum my room.

Glice 10.31.2006 06:28 AM

James Dean Bradfield. Know your enemy indeed. Two particular moments stand out as appaling in his oeuvre: the chorus of Australia and that 'when our smiles were gen-o-win' line from that other song. I still quite like you love us mind.

jon boy 10.31.2006 06:31 AM

pretty much anyone who sings with a fake accent is liable to be given a severe frowning. that guy from rancid springs to mind. plus there are so many people trying to sound similar to kurt bloody cobain its not even funny.

evollove 10.31.2006 12:26 PM

Eddie Vedder sux so bad, but he's "inspired" so many others. I hear Eddie's influence all over the place and I DON'T FUCKING GET IT!!!!! Fake honky soul.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead 10.31.2006 01:00 PM

Wow Porkie, some controversial picks. I don't agree with all of them, but I can see how some of them would not be appealing to everyone's taste.

I really can't stand Kate Bush.

Glice 10.31.2006 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sn@ke
Glice you fucking idiot/retard, Shakira sucks now, she used to be....uhm....O.K when she was singing in spanish, now she sucks....really really fucking sucks shit....fuck...she fukin' sucks...gawd sucks...sucks...sucks....to dead....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck she SUCKS!!!..and people who like her now....are fucking idiots!!!!!!!!!!! fuck fuck fuck fuck she sucks sucks sucks suuucks.

Pari Hilton is O.K....but she sucks...really sucks, like lil' eddie vedder..fucking asshole....die....NOW!.


I'm hurt and offended by this. I would've accepted cunt, twat, mongoloid, spacker, nonce, prick, pleb or windowlicker, but idiot/retard? That's just low man.

You're wrong, by the way.

Savage Clone 10.31.2006 02:50 PM

Calvin Johnson
J Mascis (oh my fucking god what an annoying singer)
That guy from Killdozer

therealglenstyler 11.01.2006 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glice
Are you using ironical ironically?

i think that i am.

therealglenstyler 11.01.2006 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras
I'm not being anything twatbastard.I like her music and that's all.

oh, i see, yes i suppose if you ignored her voice then some of it might be cool, i quite liked wyclefs bit in that hips song.

Everyneurotic 11.01.2006 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tokolosh


 

"Oh god! I hope nobody mentions me in this thread".


most of the people you consider good singers and worthy artist wish they could be as awesome as this guy.

and sorry, i have been subjugated since day one by shakira since back when she was a lard ass alanis morissette clone and she's been always had that agonizing animal emitting sounds from her throat.

porkmarras 11.04.2006 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage Clone
J Mascis (oh my fucking god what an annoying singer)

Depends.I was listening to 'Not The Same' and his voice really shines on that one.I agree that his voice can be annoying though.The phrase 'Neil Young with pneumonia' springs to mind.

Savage Clone 11.04.2006 11:29 AM

Rod Stewart
Macy Gray
Kahimi Karie

m^a(t)h 11.04.2006 11:46 AM

the guy from the dead c. worst fucking vocalist ever....

Iain 11.04.2006 01:22 PM

I haven't bothered reading the first three pages but the winner (loser) is Robert Plant. His voice is shit and annoying and he sounds exactly like he looks.

porkmarras 11.04.2006 01:40 PM

By rights i should hate both Grant Hart and Bob Mould's voices but i don't.

Savage Clone 11.04.2006 02:54 PM

Cat.
Power.

CHOUT 11.04.2006 03:01 PM

Anyone who sings in that low goat Vedder-esque style (creed, zak wylde etc). I can't think of any worse style.

CHOUT 11.04.2006 03:09 PM

I could possibly commit suicide after listening to Dennis DeYoung's singing...

The 97th Hammer 11.04.2006 04:30 PM

I'm usually pretty tolerant as far as vocalists go, but if I hear anything involving Conor Oberst I have to wash my brain out with a few harsh-noise records.
If were going to attack popular artists who we'd never go near anyway I'll say the guy from everclear and Stephen Tyler both annoy me greatly.
...and why are you listening to the Dead C if you care how the vocals sound?


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