It turns me on to watch you watching me.

Preevert.

And here I thought -

No. That's far too lecherous for the public eye.

Says the man with a photo of dissected female anatomy.

ALERT ALERT....hey Mr Boss man/Lady....Truncated is STEALING PENS FROM THE STATIONARY CUPBOARD!!!! and doing loads of UNAUTHORISED PHOTOCOPYING!!! ALERT....

There....hope that might help getting you sacked.

I DO steal pens. I fucking love pens. I am fixated by writing instruments. Oh, the joy of a smooth, 1.0 mm, rubber-barreled retractable black pen - gets me tingly in my naughty bits.

You devil's curtains and filthy pillows?

I must be interpreting that the wrong way, because it's sounding quite illicit.

I think you understand it perfectly. I would say obscene though.

Also, steal me some pens wold you? Mine are rubbish

Will do. I get to buy my own office supplies, unmonitored. Ohhhh yeah!

A friend of mine wanted to get sacked. He took ketamine in the toilets for a few days, and bam. Sacked. I love him for taking the second stupidest drug to take at work at work (after Acid).

Did he ever make it OUT of the toilets? That shit knocks you flat!

He was a seasoned K-head. He and I were the only ones I knew for a while who could go out dancing on it. He would've been walking very very slowly and feeling a bit like the michelin man though. I can't imagine what the phone conversations were like though.

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very long i would iamgine.

I always liked going out and making fun of the people who'd just taken that, and were lying flat on their back in the middle of dance floor, completely oblivious to their surroundings.

I should've pickpocketed those assholes.

and the nonsense they talk, jeez.

'man i can feel the music, can you see the music man?'

'no its just a radio playing in the kitchen'

There's nothing worse than drug-stereotypes. And there's no worse drug-stereotypes than stoners. I fucking hate stoners.

yeah stoners are the pinnacle of human lameness

I like 'em, they always have good food in the house.

I just don't like ten ten-socond delay that their brain goes into. Or the way everything is amazing to them.

'DO you want a cup of coffee?'

pause...deep thought...wait...

'Hey, yeah! That's amazing, man.'

The overuse of the word 'man' is a prooblem too.

You deserve a round of applause Hip Priest.

I find it particularly hilarious in a shockingly crap fashion to talk like a stoner when rampantly drunk.

"Wouldn't it be... like... reaaaaaaaaaaly cool if someone brought us an enoooooooooourmous beer."

I can't work with musicians who smoke. They annoy me deeply.

I had a string quartet gig one time at a mall--we were supposed to be playing Mozart and Haydn and shit like that all morning. Anyway, the 1st violinist showed up stoned out of his mind.

We had some problems staying together.

Interesting, seeing as most 'classical' music tends to spazz-out stoners.

In my experience, alcohol or shrooms go better with classical music.

This guy was just a dick, apparently he got the 2nd violinist to smoke with him on the way there, but she seemed OK.

Agreed. Although I did make the mistake of listening to Radelescu and Xenakis on Shrooms once... that was an experience.

That is NOT true.

They usually have a lot of food, but it isn't always good food.

you mean they actually leave the house?

To truly experience an anime film, you have to go to the theater.

they only leave the house to buy more weed, and buy food when they have the munchies. they never buy food in anticipation of being hungry.

Most of the stoners I know are useless leeches who are forced to live with their parents, so they do actually have food.

Come to think of it, I don't have any food.

Pantry contents: 1 bottle olive oil, 2 packets tuna, 3 lbs coffee beans, 1 bag of Doritos so old I am afraid to touch it.

Refridgerator: 2 cases Diet Coke, 1 beer (opened and spilled), 1 brick cheddar cheese, 1 jar crusty marinara sauce, 1 tupperware bowl of unidentifiable brown substance

Freezer: 1 half-eaten Dairy Queen Blizzard, circa October 2005

sounds like a feast.

the stoners i knew in berlin would all be at home at 10.30 of a night. they really couldnt stay out any longer than that and they were always late. although it was no real suprise it did make organising anything with them such a headache i wish i never bothered.

I find that people who smoke weed and have a laugh are ok.But when you get people who start 'acting' like a stoner,well,that's when the problem starts as far as i am concerned.

I'd rather be around stoners than drunks any day of the goddamn week.

I'd much rather be around drunks. Every time. Better arguments.

i live in a neighbourhood with a lot of nightlife, and i'm sick to the teeth with people coming here, being drunk dickheads and then clearing off.

Ah, that's a different thing. I thought we were talking social situations. I can sympathise with that, especially as you're in London. Soooooo many cunts...

in a social situation... i guess it woud depend if i was sober or not

Luckily, the two heavy stoners that I know (one that I live with, one who rents a house purely for the purpose of growing weed) are super nice guys and not tedious stoners. Although I totally relate to the whole 10 second delay thing when trying to have a conversation sometimes.