See, that would be funny with or without the context.

glice do you know much about downloading comedy via p2p?

I don't at all. I try to avoid it since some 'exotic comedy' I downloaded managed to be dirty internAIDS viruses. Why you ask?

Totally irrelevant interjection here, but am I the only one who keeps thinking of scalp-dwelling vermin when they see Glice's name?

i want to watch harry hill's first live stand-up video, it hasn't been released on DVD and the cheapest i could find the video for was £22.

Ah. As it happens, my ex- used to be his agent (long and boring story). I shall have a word.

And, back to the quotes: T & B -

" well you can't fuck with A Tribe Called Quest, and they were on Jive. The Low End Theory is a greater contribution to humanity than anything you'll ever do."

really? thanks, that's very kind of you.


anyway, i'm useless at remembering quotes, the only reason i can remember that partridge quote is because it is just one word.

Yarr. No promises mind. It was a few years ago... I know she's got a fairly flushed Harry Hill collection, so she might have it already. To be honest, if it's any more complicated than doing it by YSI then I just won't bother, but I can certainly ask.

Here's one that I used to reply to Truncated,

"It's my delusion that shows me the truth"

I just thought it was pretty funny.

my sig

wait that was Eazy E

That's a damn fine qoute Onani Nic. I wish I could do the same.
Much love for Eazy E.

Surely there are more quotes than this.

-EDIT-
So far, I really like John Violence's qoute about him & his friends going skating, & the 14 year old kid had is nuts crushed in by the deck of the board. Then the kid starts to whimper, & they say,
"There's no crying in skateboarding."

Ok.....

"I don't know man, this is pretty sketchy."

Well, thanks for the effort. Trust me, I don't have much in the basket either.

No, it's one of my "quotes." You got that right?

It's a good qoute if it can confuse a person. (honestly)

You gotta help me out bro. I'm slow, I need the qoute marks around it.

Ha ha....fixed!

"Fixed", good remix album. Anyway, back to the qoutes.

Ha Ha Ha! I believe someone is definetly gonna use that as their next sig.

T&B - no luck on the Harry Hill vids... they exist, but not in digital format, and not in a county where they are easily accessible. My abologees.

thanks for looking anyway.

C'mon you guys. I'm sure one of you has more interesting qoutes to post.
I definetly know T&B has some more. Please share them w/ us. Thanks

"In 10 years your butt will get larger and yur head will get smaller, allowing you to stick your head up your ass with little incident."

There's a picture of that somewhere on this form. Your mission, find it.

There's a novel I HIGHLY reccommend entitled "The Drifters", each main part has qoutes taken from various sources. I wrote down the ones that really impressed me:

"The Permant Temptation in Life is to Confuse Dreams with Reality, The Permanent Defeat in Life Comes When Dreams Are Surrendered to Reality"

"God is not dead, he just refuses to get involved."

"Each day more of them die, and more of us are born."

"Nature is seldom wrong, custom always."

"Death is nature's way of suggesting you slow down."

"if you can't say something nice, at least say something surrealistic."
-- zippy the pinhead

on a more serious note-

"the quickest way to kill the human spirit is to ask someone to do mediocre work."
-- ayn rand

Interesting qoutes. I'll post a qoute by someone else in the spirit of the last post. I believe this is somebody's sig.;

"Sound Is God"
-Ravi Shankar

"It can happen at any moment now." is my quote.

I say it whenever something is expected of me, like work, papers, assignments. Of course, it never happens....

Noone has better quotes than Homer Simpson.

"You tried, you failed. The lesson learned is: never try"

"She has a mouth on her that could suck the chrome off a towbar"

one of my friends said that