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Rob Instigator 09.04.2009 09:09 AM

because they hate the fact that they are not in control of themselves cuz they "like" ya so much, and so they act like fucking idiots, when in fact what they probably want to do is hug and kissy face and whisper sissy nothings in yr ear, but they gotta "be a man."

either that or they really don;t like you.

phoenix 09.04.2009 09:15 AM

too cold.

it is meant to be spring. ffs.

Satan 09.04.2009 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
because they hate the fact that they are not in control of themselves cuz they "like" ya so much, and so they act like fucking idiots, when in fact what they probably want to do is hug and kissy face and whisper sissy nothings in yr ear, but they gotta "be a man."

either that or they really don;t like you.

no he really really does which is getting really really annoying
because it's just not gonna fucking happen. it would be an absolute impossibility to steal me away from my man (unless it's only for casual [very casual] sex which is not what this person is after which is reason #1 why it ain't gonna happen)
reason #2 being it's not attractive to act like a little boy with a crush and be mean. be a fucking man and be nice if you like me and i might return the favor.

!@#$%! 09.04.2009 10:34 AM

apple customer service SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

apple store "concierges" are a bunch of ignorant vapid cunts

apple hardware is a flimsy piece of shit that breaks for the slightest reason

i fucking hate apple-- i love OSX but i hate the fucking company and their shit products

Satan 09.04.2009 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
apple customer service SUCKS DONKEY BALLS

apple store "concierges" are a bunch of ignorant vapid cunts

apple hardware is a flimsy piece of shit that breaks for the slightest reason

i fucking hate apple-- i love OSX but i hate the fucking company and their shit products

this.

floatingslowly 09.04.2009 11:21 AM

did yr new MacBook pro break?

apple care is a must. we are on our 3rd iMac and the wife is on her 7th iPhone.

total crap.

Rob Instigator 09.04.2009 11:39 AM

built in suck to make ya buy more and more

pbradley 09.04.2009 11:41 AM

I just hate the shit out of their magsafe adapters.

I really don't give a shit about the iPhone and all the app controversy, though.

floatingslowly 09.04.2009 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
built in suck to make ya buy apple care


yeah. thank fuck for apple care.


Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
apple store "concierges" are a bunch of ignorant vapid cunts


please call them by their proper name -- "genuises".

I snorted IRL.

Satan 09.04.2009 12:50 PM

my imac's hard drive went bad (my luck to get the bad apple) but it was an easily fixed problem and now i have a fucking terabyte
macbook has never given me a problem

floatingslowly 09.04.2009 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
(my luck to get the bad apple)


nope. nothing special there. happened to us too. they fixed it (we still lost all of our data) but the next day, the cooling fan started screaming.

after that, I unleashed girlgun on them.

those guys know her by name. hahahah

!@#$%! 09.04.2009 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
did yr new MacBook pro break?

apple care is a must. we are on our 3rd iMac and the wife is on her 7th iPhone.

total crap.


teh battery fell off the bottom and the cuntwag claims that it was "preventable" damage that is NOT covered by warranty, even though the machine is still under warranty.

the cuntwag said it would cost $610 to repair.

all because two 3-mm wide, 0.1mm thick sheets of soft metal that held the battery in place broke off. as it happens, they are part of the whole bottom chassis so all the innards would have to be transported to the new chassis.

"preventable damage"

as in-- "preventable by good engineering, motherfucker"

what manner of brainless turd holds a heavy battery with a thin bit of soft metal. this would never happen with a thinkpad.

fuck apple and their mothers. fuck them

i'm fixing the shit with crazy glue and getting rid of it.

fucking useless techs. fucking useless piece of crap hardware.

MAY THEIR MOTHERS ROT FROM THE INSIDE

 

Satan 09.04.2009 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
nope. nothing special there. happened to us too. they fixed it (we still lost all of our data) but the next day, the cooling fan started screaming.

after that, I unleashed girlgun on them.

those guys know her by name. hahahah

lemme guess they charged you out the ass to fix it?


i did it myself.


suction cups muhfucka.


luckily ive been using a backup drive for years.

!@#$%! 09.04.2009 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!
teh battery fell off the bottom and the cuntwag claims that it was "preventable" damage that is NOT covered by warranty, even though the machine is still under warranty.

the cuntwag said it would cost $610 to repair.

all because two 3-mm wide, 0.1mm thick sheets of soft metal that held the battery in place broke off. as it happens, they are part of the whole bottom chassis so all the innards would have to be transported to the new chassis.

"preventable damage"

as in-- "preventable by good engineering, motherfucker"

what manner of brainless turd holds a heavy battery with a thin bit of soft metal. this would never happen with a thinkpad.

fuck apple and their mothers. fuck them

i'm fixing the shit with crazy glue and getting rid of it.

fucking useless techs. fucking useless piece of crap hardware.

MAY THEIR MOTHERS ROT FROM THE INSIDE

 


this is the good shit. this:

 


oh yeah they may not look "sexy" but you can fuck them hard and they NEVER break.

floatingslowly 09.04.2009 01:03 PM

the warranty is different than apple care. apple care covers everything! the bitch is, you HAVE to spend the extra $150 on it.

our imac in the last two years:
  • off-color "strip" of pixels (about an inch wide) running down the screen.
  • ate a CD and refused to eject it ("that's my husband's cd - I would never listen to "Big Blunts - 12 smokin' reggae hits".
  • catastrophic hard-drive failure.
  • screaming cooling fan.
who knows what's next???

this shit rarely happens to pc's and when/if it does, I can fix it my damn self without having to consult with "geniuses".

note: this last mention of the geniuses did not make me snort; I puked my guts out.

!@#$%! 09.04.2009 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
the warranty is different than apple care. apple care covers everything! the bitch is, you HAVE to spend the extra $150 on it.

our imac in the last two years:
  • off-color "strip" of pixels (about an inch wide) running down the screen.
  • ate a CD and refused to eject it ("that's my husband's cd - I would never listen to "Big Blunts - 12 smokin' reggae hits".
  • catastrophic hard-drive failure.
  • screaming cooling fan.
who knows what's next???

this shit rarely happens to pc's and when/if it does, I can fix it my damn self without having to consult with "geniuses".

note: this last mention of the geniuses did not make me snort; I puked my guts out.


no. this is a 2-year-old mpb. it's got apple care. but this shit was classified as "preventable damage". apple care doesn't fix your machine if you throw it out of a window. the cuntwag classified his failed design as the equivalent. I WILL MURDER HIM.

notyourfiend 09.04.2009 01:44 PM

I ate garlic last night and can't get the taste out of my mouth.

Fucking gross.

Satan 09.05.2009 12:54 PM

i have laryngitis

Derek 09.05.2009 01:26 PM

My computer is fucked.

I'm using my sister's laptop right now... I got some virus which I don't know how I got (I don't go on anything suspicious and I am actually quite a careful computer user) and well, I tried to system restore it cause there was no way to get rid of it. It kept blocking all my anti-virus programs and when I tried to download other ones, the page was BLOCKED by the virus. Really weird stuff.

Well I go to system restore, all good, I've did it a few times before. And then it says "System Restore has encountered an error. Please contact Dell". I can't access the computer AT ALL or do ANYTHING with it and I don't have the operating system on a disc so I'll just have to get some IT people to look at it for me. Failing that, I'll need to order disks from Dell but I don't want to go into that process.

Also, my girlfriend went to the cinema with a bunch of my friends. I didn't know anything about it and she didn't invite me. Not to mention that she said she'd be with her other female friend today. I've phoned her like 20 times cause I'm a worthless paranoid jerk but she isn't picking up, most likely because she turned her phone off to watch the movie. ALSO, I've been SMSing her all day saying how bored I am and how much I want to see her and she does THIS?

I don't know, fuck it.

Satan 09.05.2009 01:29 PM

that's what you get for using windows.


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