there are lots of threads on here which are conversations between specific members. those get really boring for everyone else w/o other posters input. that's just my opinion though.

by request.

You didn't fill my request!

i told you, that ship has sailed.

What about my second request then? And I don't want to hear any excuses. I doubt you have a [Iggy Pop's semen] allergy and you can buy enemas at most 24 hour delis.

what the fuck



tuna is the nastiest fucking shit on earth, i will grant no requests involving tuna

You misread. I clearly said [Iggy Pop's semen].

peanut butter is also gross.

You've misread a second time. [Iggy Pop's semen].

cool whip sucks.

MAN A THIRD TIME. You are bad at reading. I said the fail-safe [Iggy Pop's semen].

there you go.

Niiiiiice. I also like that the enema was never contested. So you'll do that for me?

no.

Then what the fuck am I supposed to do with this gallon of Iggy Pop semen? swa(y), want a quart?

give it to me, i'll bathe in it

But you just said you wouldn't! Man, if you had one of those Fortune Telling Fish in your hand right now it'd be curling up head to tail. (That meant 'fickle,' right?)

Bah, I knew I should have gone with my first impulse:

i said i would bathe in it, not shoot it up my ass

we could compromise and you could bathe in a jacuzzi... and happen to get too close to one of the jets, and whoops