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HaydenAsche 04.08.2006 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
How does one shake it like a sausage?

Or, do I even want to go there?


You want to.

schizophrenicroom 04.08.2006 11:38 PM

Ooh, ok.

So, how does one shake it like a sausage?

Finding Nobody, check yr pms.

finding nobody 04.09.2006 04:44 PM

i checked em. im almost done with the track now. it is beautiful!

schizophrenicroom 04.09.2006 07:44 PM

yay.

i like that album daydream nation. it's funky.

TheDom 04.09.2006 08:02 PM

Yeah.>>

 


HOTT DAMN

schizophrenicroom 04.09.2006 08:13 PM

That is SO HOT.

TheDom 04.09.2006 08:19 PM

So is this:

 

finding nobody 04.09.2006 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDom
So is this:


 

:eek:

BASS how low can you? deff row. what a brotha know?

schizophrenicroom 04.09.2006 08:32 PM

shit, that's even hotter

finding nobody 04.09.2006 08:37 PM

is it just me, or has the thread been DEAD all weekend?

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 08:42 PM

It is not just you.

TheDom 04.09.2006 08:44 PM

We'll just have to give it mouth to mouth.

finding nobody 04.09.2006 08:47 PM

(not to bring up personal issues, but...) that'll be the most action ive gotten in months!

finding nobody 04.09.2006 08:53 PM

:( i didnt mean to scare everyone away

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 09:07 PM

Freak!

John Violence 04.09.2006 09:13 PM

Can Finding Nobody Get A Table Dance! Check It Out Whoooo Shake That Thang.

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 09:17 PM

*shakes it like my momma gave it*

John Violence 04.09.2006 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
*shakes it like my momma gave it*


Shake it like a sausage.

finding nobody 04.09.2006 09:29 PM

how is huskers on a plane commin along?

John Violence 04.09.2006 09:56 PM

We are stuck trying to get the band all together again. They all have really wierd demands. Mould wants to have a rabbit to pet at all times when he is not doing scenes.

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 09:57 PM

Yeah, I thought that was a simple enough demand but Mould has a bad rep for killing rabbits. We need to have numerous on hand at all times in case of a smothering accident.

finding nobody 04.09.2006 09:59 PM

bummer... i cant remember if i'm gonna be a camara operator or the lead robot dancer in the bus scene with thurston. could i do both?

John Violence 04.09.2006 10:01 PM

only if you say please.

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 10:02 PM

Yes, please and a hand job and you have the job!

finding nobody 04.09.2006 10:05 PM

PLEASE!
don't make me give any hand-jobs. it'll ruin all my cred!

John Violence 04.09.2006 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by finding nobody
PLEASE!
don't make me give any hand-jobs. it'll ruin all my cred!


Well Okay. But if you're not gonna give any hand jobs then you have to at least help with Joan Rivers nose job. She needs one once every two hours.

finding nobody 04.09.2006 10:11 PM

i'll do my best brotha

John Violence 04.09.2006 10:17 PM

It was super hard trying to convince Gary Hart to play music again. Since Husker Du broke up he changed his name to Bret, wore pink and started his wrestling career.

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 10:20 PM

He still wants to wear pink and wrestle during the filming though.

John Violence 04.09.2006 10:22 PM

We had to hire about five different wrestlers to go against him between scenes.

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 10:26 PM

It is way out of our budget.

John Violence 04.09.2006 10:31 PM

What Hart didn't know is that the wrestlers were actually civillians who were hoaxed into thinking there was a pampered chef party. They ended up getting the crap kicked out of them instead.

finding nobody 04.09.2006 10:32 PM

you guys should accept donations via pay-pal or somthin.
a few kind souls should spare ya some change

schizophrenicroom 04.09.2006 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
He still wants to wear pink and wrestle during the filming though.


this can be worked out

i hired sammy hagar to do joan's nose.

the budget money comes from the blow jobs and my male hoez, we need no worrying.

John Violence 04.09.2006 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
this can be worked out


There is only one way to do this. I did this once in 78 when Steve Shelly thought he was the pink panther. Before we use him in any shots, we have to sneak up on him and throw glitter in his eyes. He will be blinded for about a good four hours and we can put some regular clothes on him and put him on the drums. Trust me he will know what to do when he gets behind the kit.

schizophrenicroom 04.09.2006 10:53 PM

Steve hoes ape when he thinks he's the panther. It's the same when Lee and Thurston pretend to be Playboy Bunnies. The glitter blinds them, man. That's an awesome idea. For regular clothes, can we put him in a sparkly leotard?

HaydenAsche 04.09.2006 10:55 PM

Sparkly Leotard is a no-go. He'll be forever blinded by the glitter on the leotard. Maybe a sequined one?

John Violence 04.09.2006 10:57 PM

We could dress him up as the pink panther just to confuse Steve.

finding nobody 04.09.2006 11:00 PM

(WARNING: NOT A SARCASTIC POST) i think this movie should actually be made. i dont care if its with toys or cartoons. but it needs to happen.

schizophrenicroom 04.09.2006 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Sparkly Leotard is a no-go. He'll be forever blinded by the glitter on the leotard. Maybe a sequined one?


A pink sequined leotard with panther ears! We can meet in the middle. Steve won't know what hit him.


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