I shoplifted one of those fireworks that spins around in the ground yesterday from food lion (I'm so hardcore, right?) and I can't decide if I should throw it out the window while driving or just set it off in my driveway.

If you throw it out the window while driving, you wont really be able to see it? Maybe... haha.

I've been semi-watching What Not to Wear since I woke up this morning.

i love what not to wear, emmah.. but i only ever half-watch it. i just admire clinton's sweaters.

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_13508...t_covered.html

I've been watching antm like all day.
I love being bored

Clinton has some great sweaters. Him and Stacy are really funny together.


Fucking awesome indeed.

Yeah, but someone behind me sure will.

Wonderful. I chuckled.

Pookie, about your new Avatar. The woman in it. Who is she?

my favourite bouncer in Berlin:




scared me a lot the first time i saw/met him (at work he does not wear a bow tie) but he seems to be an alright guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pu0bSbwjXU

It's always good to have a favourite bouncer. Here's mine:

His name's Marion, but his working name is Ball-crusher.

Does he attach the velvet rope clasps to his earholes to block entry?

i can tell you he's really intimidating at 9 o' clock in the morning when you're about to enter the gates of hell... even when seeing the first time in the subway, i had to hold my breath... but listening to him talk about photography and Fassbinder in this interview made me feel much more comfortable with him...

Nothing nice about Marion. Pinch your face off at the first opportunity.

Maybe Marion has another fascinating side you do not know about yet.

i smashed my index finger in a heavy door and my fingernail cracked in half and bled all over and bloody fucking hell it hurts so bad
i actually shed a tear.

bonus: massive endorphin rush

nice pics of sonic youth!

Nice posts, Adam !!!