weed is awesome.

that's my 2 cents.

i didn't suggest you wake and bake but you were talking about relaxing after work.


maybe, i don't know how you act stoned, but you're the WORST DRUNK EVER. judging by your scribbles alone, it makes you psychotic. judging by your recent experiences, it makes you a danger of yourself and others. that shit just doesn't agree with your brain chemistry.


if you can manage it then go for it. the problem as i see it is that when you break down and need help to chemically relax you end up getting drunk and you are the worst fucking drunk ever. did you ever try that kava powder. it's mellow as fuck but you think clearly.

take care and don't kill anyone!

i am "okay" drunk.

can i invite someone i barely know to be my date to a private party where i don't know anyone but basically HAVE to go if I want to keep friends?

i will touch his butt with my hands. and maybe even his tongue with mine.
but for one night only.
advice?

why not? just don't pass out/get roofied.

i am drunk and MAD

cute guy spent 6 hours at my work and we talked and then left me to talk to other girls when i closed and we went to another bar.

i am sad and angry and i want to punch his face
but mostly i am sad
does that cunt think my face is ugly and uses be as a backup?
i am so sad
i cried about it already

foreverasskiss is not as bad as me at my most narcopsychotic. good times. good, horrible horrible times.

yall neighbas need to try soylent, fix your imbalanced braines right up.

you can order it now in the US. foreverasskiss i would strongly recommend purchasing this elixer because it is the single most beneficial thing you can do for your health and i literally FELT its neurological effects and i functioned way more smoothly, coherently and intelligibly.

order at least a weeks supply and see how you feel, i guarantee it will help.

get yourself some of this http://www.amazon.com/Nutri-West-Tot...ds=nutrigreens

eat as many nuts as you can, you need the protein and the other stuff they have.

sobriety is itself impossible since our bodies do not exist in a vacuum separate from the world and stuff is going in and out all of the time, you just need to augment that stuff in a more intelligent way, narcotics are too intense and dangerous. build up a store of supplements and teas and things like that, because doing that gives you a beneficial hobby thats similar to street drugs only not toxic.

the idea of sobriety we have is kind of primitive and barbaric because you cant just stop by sheer will, since you'll be massively depleted in vitamins and nutrients and things and you need to get these things into your system or else you will feel so bad that only blotting it all out with too much booze or drugs will ease the tension.

I've always found militantly straight edge people to be interesting, its like, their lifestyle itself IS a drug

Its just a dude from work in a bar, why take it that serious to get emotionally wrecked over it?? Honestly, why even invest so many hours into it, though the irony of a guy putting a chick into the "friend zone" I am finding a bit comical, and I am sincerely sorry to laugh at your expense,
but honestly in hind sight you will laugh at it to :cool:

yooooooo this haircut is doin' me some good thangs. LD ><D

At work earlier, this bartender at the bar was eyein' me and helpin' me out right away. She was cute as fuck too. She was tatt'd to all hell and had a bandana tupac style had tokeep it professional though....I"m workin' ;)....ugh.....I'm going back sometime next week and hope she's working. Chat her up :P

then after works I go to my friends house and see someone I haven't seen in MANY MONTHS and fuuuuugggggggg I wish there was more privacy.....but whatevs....we're going to dinner next friday...and hangin' out....

saw ilydia lunch. retro virus. i got sick of talking shit....and went to the beach. go danmn that shit was hot. next week same deal. uuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

nothing- found the thread

hey!

ok i m tipsy not wasted but i regret cause its too early and i m at home.
didnt plan to drink at home. i almost never drink at home. like this i mean. you see me drunk here after a night out.
so yeah its early and i dont want to waste my time...sooo....hm...
band practice? harass people online?
too bad cause i started painting.
but its all those things that have built up. things there were moments i wanted to rant about here, but didnt out of discretion for the people involved. havent even told people in real life. and i needed to.
anyhoo.
kiss you all.

YAY!

so my manifesto is

high iq and super kind people should take over
although i m democratic
so you understand how hard it is for me to say the above above

there should be only jobs to offer smth to people
'if someone doesnt want to work in usual day job
should be able to offer smth else instead /or few hours work? with lower income of course -and be able to be free to do what he/she wants (usually art stuff-- always i m thinking about myself) there will always workaholics/money hunters, let them have it.
we all should offer smth so education and heath service be available for everyone
i m talking like a 3 yr old now, sorry
the best doctors should be able to choose and help those in the greatest need
people who would decide that would get corrupted so dunno---fix this somehow
progress in technology should be about making our lives nicer ---fix this
and not a consumer hunt/slavery * i think i knew the answer for this, perhaps i didnt coz dont recall it now
go back learn the basics -- how to grow/built stuff
i think i still believe in free markets - greed/corruption dunno how to handle fix it

ah
telly - high iq/kind people in charge
schools - the same

everything starts from our babies.
and if i have some hope for the future..is for people who are now up to 10 yrs old.

ps
oil etc running out - cant fix this so we are doomed? hm?
we are overpopulated but if we treat it alright, who knows.
ok.

yeah i m skipping international economics. sorry.


a personal note- if i had another life, which i dont, i would be some sort of activist.
but i dont, and all i care in my life is myself and painting and the people i know and love.
so we are doomed. coz everyone is thinking about their close circle.

Fucking drunk
Fucking drunk
Fucking drunk
Arrgh.

I havent gotten really drunk in a LOOONG TIME. I drink just about every weekend however i cut myself after 3, i cant be sloppy if im playing SF3.

7.25 am. I'm drunk as shit and I hate my life. so there.

beers
wrong thread again damnit!

ok decide to let myself have it: one beer per evening. since sunday, or yesterday..ok. tonight gettin to 3rd one. whatever. day job begins.

On the gin and juice (I'm dog-sitting at my parent's house and investigating their liqour cabinet)

Nefeli, still intrigued how you managed to make two billion one hundred forty-seven million four hundred eighty-five thousand eighty-five posts on this forum.

It would suggest that you've been making one post per second for the past ~69 years.

this just started like a nice fun lunch making flatbreads and salad, but holy fuck...

Greetings

Please don't go :(

Or at least show me your sexy baphomet tattoo.

Well... I don't know if you should be thanking me.

this flying dog brewery double dog ipa 11.6% is kick ass, do not drive and drink with this in any way. Probably many should not sit and drink this. We need DRIVERLESS so we can ingest the 11.6%.

who cares about the 1% when you got the 11.6% IPA

pizza delivery why not - no I need to stay slim to attract hotty babes like lindie!

Knowing there are HOTTY babes like this out there - I'm really missing out

A WOMAN has been arrested for allegedly trying to eat her friend’s face after she took a dangerous cocktail of drugs.
Lindie Stewart, 37, is thought to have taken a mixture of cocaine and crystal meth before going on her rampage.
She was arrested at her home in Newark, New York on 8 May.

you really have to love the uk sun
According to police, Stewart’s friend Michael Maricle was found with a bleeding face.
The drug-addled woman was being held down by her friend after she started trying to bite his face.
Her boyfriend Rocky Rouse also arrived at the house after he found out about Stewart's biting rampage.
She then tried to take chunks out of Rouse’s chest and armpits.
He told the Times of Wayne County: "While I was holding Lindie, she began biting me in the centre of my chest and my armpit which caused me to experience pain and discomfort.
"Lindie was yelling that she loved me and she won’t let them do this to me. She also said she is taking Alice to the Moon and that she would kill. She also kept saying lol lol lol."

you got to love america, the best part of the story is
After being released, she was arrested for two counts of Assault in the third degree.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...d-rampage.html

is there anyone in this story on this board?

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...hool/85028318/

While i was drunk, Viv Albertine (god bless her heart) showed up at a bar i was hanging out at after hear reading. she hugged me at least twice. i feel like the legendary rock star she is.

Hey pony is back!

This is why you should always throw a couple Valium into your insane drug cocktail, just for good measure. At worst, it will make your zombie devil high a little more chill, at best it will decrease the likelihood that you will try to chow down on someone's face.

wasted is like an accolade drenched copper liner celluloid sheet of plastic fag bag hag American meat and potatoes type of big cuckold guy.

wasted? I wasted my load on yr cougar mama. I really didn't but she begged me. watch me! I heard you like to watch.

let me rethink this wasted thing before a crowded SYG gangs up on me.

forgive me. yr mama was so wet I couldn't help myself. I was killing it all night. couldn't wear out that slick stuff. slippin and sliding all night. now im high.

wasted. LOL! I wasted nut ding. I take nothing back if I had to waste it all over again. i'll waste it on yr mom and dad and girlfriend and sister in the process.

im wasted loser blissed out. thanks to yr sucking sperm mama.:) I drink and work and fuck and you read books. yeah!! im jealous. i'll be applying for disability pretty soon. that way I can jack my dick and read all the books I want and not suffer from ass burgers and not pay bills to pay.

yeah man!

I'm pretty drunk and fucking pissed off at a lot of shit completely out of my control which only continues to make me even more aggravated and pissed off which is causing me to drink exclusively. I predict throwing up later

fuck yeah!!:fuckyou:

welcome to alcoholism. FDA approved only on the weekends.

I didn't throw up though!