HAHAHA

That's gold, Johnny, GOLD!

Thanks. Did you guys read the earlier scenes by Schizo?

i read them john

John- lmao. I wish that conversation would occur in real life.

it sounds so sentimental doesn't it?

it does. they really like talking about those days gone by.

when does the buttzsex happen?

i think my mp3 player is broken. it'll play when it's connected to my pc, but none of the buttons work.

I'm gone for two days the whole thing starts
ahhhhh

Who wants to do the next scene? You guys have to save the master dik part for me though. That's the only other scene I must have.

That scene is all yours.

Can I write the SHAT/PILOT buttzsex scene?

Indeed but we need to introduce Nixon first.

Hmmm. How can we have Nixon come in?

I am thinking about introducing him and Samuel Motherfucking Jackson at the same time.

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The Yoof, Huskers, Henry, and Patti are relaxing on the plane after an intense bout of eating paprika balls and many more balls and discussing Uma. There is suddenly a big cloud of pink smoke.SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON APPEARS.

SAMUEL L MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON: Did I hear there were Huskers on this plane?
J/Patti: I've seen too much to try you...
SAMUEL L: No way! HUSKERS! COME ON NIXON!

A cloud of purple smoke. NIXON APPEARS.

Scene -143

Nixon appears in the purple cloud of smoke.

Nixon: I AM NOT A CROOK BUT I AM A HUSKER DU FAN!
Mould: Thanks
Rollins: What about Rollins Band.
Patti: Shut the fuck up! Nobody Cares!
Rollins: Why don't you shut up first Patti?
Nixon: Don't you have some peprica balls to attend to Rollins.

Rollins walks away mumbling

Nixon: Can you guys play "Diane"
Norton: Okay
Danza: PLAY FREEBIRD!

Awkward Silence....
Lee helps a half blinded Grant Hart get to his drumset and Husker Du begins to play Diane. Nixon sneaks away looking for some lovin.

Haha!

Why was I calling Grant Hart Gary.. I feel incredibly dumb.

SCENE 144

Nixon sneaks into the cockpit, reaching into his pants. He feels a roll of duct tape. In the cockpit, Shatner is sat reclining back looking at a picture of Leonard Nemoy. Nixon looks hot.

Nixon: Hi, buttzsex lol.
THE SHAT: I. Would not. Object. To. That.

Groovy porn music, like Van Halen or something, starts to play. Grunting can be heard all the way near the seats of the Huskers, Henry, The Yoof, and Patti. It can be heard over the sounds of HUSKER DU's "Diane". Dancers dressed in purple catsuits pop out from underneath the seats.

Henry: Now what about Rollins band?
Patti: STFU!

Very Tasteful.

Scene 78

After an intense love making session, Nixon sneaks out and Shat walks out in a white robe and cigarette.

Shat: Yeah I still got it.
The rest of the plane: GROSS!
The Game: Who would make love to that thing homboy?
Patti: I bet it was Rollins!

Everybody starts laughing.

Rollins: Shut up! I'm way too straight to do that!
Lee: Yeah thats why you wear your cute little short shorts at every show you have ever played.
Rollins: Stop it guys!
Mould: I heard Greg Ginn kicked you out of Black Flag because he was tired of seeing your thighs every show.
Rollins: I gotta go!
Shat: I don't know exactly who made love to me. He was wearing a Richard Nixon mask the whole time.
Kim: It was totally Rollins.
Rollins: I heard that!

lmao.

THE GAME!

i must be heading off to bed, though. good night, my script-writing friend.

What will happen to Rollins?
Who did the Shat?
Will Watt take another dump?

Find out next time on HUSKERS ON A PLANE.

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huskers on a plane is the shit! could i please take part in the production?

yes! take whatever position you please.

We need a new scene. Schizo i'm looking in your direction.

yooo. can it be another musical scene? if so..

SCENE BIG NUMBER

Everyone looks kind of bored.

Kim: Where abouts are we flying? Fuck, these paprika balls are horrible.
Rollins: We're flying to a land where I can get my band back together.

COLLECTIVE GROAN. Husker Du jump up from their seats, somehow dressed in sparkly silver catsuits and pink wigs

HUSKER ROCK OUT.

i feel uninspired. you are much better at writing this than me.

i think when they land. they should ride cross country on horses. while cowboy by kid rock is playing

yes! that can be the ending. a fading sunset and the husker smith 'n' rollins youth rolling off into some desert while kid rock plays.

..beautiful..

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Yeah, and then the ending is just the Kid Rock/Scott Stapp Sex Tape.

i'm not fimilar with that. what happens?

A dude on the 'net told me about this tape. The Kid Rock/Scott Stapp Sex Tape was made by the pair in 2002, as part of Minnesota's Safe Sex is Great Sex campaign, aimed at reducing unwanted pregnancies and STD's amongst young people.

The half-hour educational film was to ba a complete guide to the practice of safe sex, covering all aspects of sexual practice that young adults would find of relevance.

However, the whole project was famously abandoned as a result of Kid ROck's inability to control his giggling whenever the word 'sex' was mentioned. Apparantly, at one point Stapp mentions the word 'breasts' and Kid Rock is reduced to tears of laughter, such is his inability to cope. I've also read somewhere that at one point Kid Rock's mum enters the studio and causes a something of a scene over unwashed dishes. The film was never officially shown, although I'm told that portoions of tape exist in bootleg form.

Husker Du have a song called Private Plane.

So, how many scenes is there so far in this movie that you have going here?

Somewhere around 6486485. Half of them are buttsex or musical scenes.

schizo:

Has TheDom given you the track for "Schizophrenia" yet? I'm just wondering how the process is moving along.

Do i have a job still?

yeah dude! are you still our p.a.?

Not yet.

sellouteater- You're on the payroll as P.A. and Plastic Surgery Enhancer for Joan.

sweet. I thought i might have been fired

schizo:

TheDom PM'd me earlier saying he has Thurston's guitar part done. So, there's still some work left.

Who were the dancers for the Master Dik scene?