im far from wasted unless iced tea counts as a psychedelic, but i'll tempt the wrath of this thread to ask-- you fled new york and went to live in the great state of maine? that is fucking awesome. is it a permanent thing or just for the summer?

drinking loads of corona cause I do lots of cocaine. I hit it every morning. around 10:00 I start to sweat comedowns, then take a hit after lunch then im cool till corona heaven.

After a night of cobbled vices, (this is intentionally cryptic) I came up with the idea to go on a holiday to Cambodia.

oh hey hey hey

i just saw this!

good for you. maine is fantastic. i'd live there if i could.

i'm superultrawasted at the moment-- so wasted i'm attempting a shoyu chicken. the recipe is insane-- i keep thinking it's a prank.

anyway hm yeah it's good to live with the seasons. the place is probably full of tourists right now. you on the water or in the woods?

no wonder you resort to coke, corona is terrible. at least drink Modelo, fuck a Tecate even! Corona is under Budweiser if that is even possible.

what about miller high life?

cocaine is shit. I'm kinda an alcoholic and a lair and a want- a- be scumbag. claiming to be a drug addict is better than being a smartass drunk cunt.

take in the factors: I don't do pills or hard drugs. weed is a convenience during the week. I work construction. I'm tired and bored. I live alone. i'm single and don't have nothing better else to do besides fuck off on this place when I don't have nothing better else to do. I can't be trusted. an idle brain is the devil's squeegee. all else said, im pretty healthy.....just goofin poofing around. smearing my shit on the wall. bullshitting bullshit simpleton thoughts on screen. acting out a fantasy. gaining everything and nothing in the process. social experiment. cry for help boredom over control?

same could be said to anyone else here.

im done with marijuana and alcohol.

I've got an endless supply of polyurethane. you guys want to get high and fuck yr family then huff this shit. turn into brainless zombies? you like zombies. right?

no need for LSD. just go...sniff exhale sniff exhale sniff exhale. into mantra infinity heaven.

thrusty and rusty, then just drink toliet water like my cousin. hungry? then just eat toilet paper dipped in toilet water like my brother with who listens to too much beatles and carter II.

nail polish is the way to go these days. you can put it in a spray bottle and atomize it yr face.

then take a huge bong hit. then shot gun two miller light cans. go take a shower then listen to Can. Tago Mago.

get wasted and help God.

I tried to look for this for so long. the shakes didn't help. now that I've found it I don't know what to type. sober. who needs coffee? not me. a pint of vodka maybe. for the first time in years it feels like Christmas. it overloads me.

this post is misleading.

I can and can't believe that this thread still exists

unfortunately people like to still get fucked up or buzzed with responsibilities or not. congrats if you don't.

nevermind the façade post.

for example: I have this friend and all. we text but, I don't text her back when she's been drinking and when she starts to insult me if I don't answer her back, all hell breaks loose. I never get mad at her because I know she's drunk. I always have to text her back that's she's full of shit and drunk.

she says the most outrageous things about my personality that's not true. same could be said for my post here. it's all bullshite.

^whatever man. we all know your a drunk.