once when i was living in the city and had to sell all my shit to eat, i was queueing in the cash convertors store, and this old dude in front of me started trying to sell all this shit. but it was all crap, like books they didnt take and penknifes and torch lighters. he was talking all this crap trying to sell a brief history of time "this book is the greatest book ever written!" "why wont you buy this, i know the fuckers in a wheelchair but he's still dead on" and then when he left he said to the guy, "i have to go, im promoting a band tonight" everyone was just laughing at him, and he said "yeah, they're called the blu rays" but he said it sarcastically as if we were all the subject of some joke.

Shit politics. Fuck that.

Go see the blu rays, you disease-ridden cunt?

i don't think they are a real band. i think he just made them up because he was an old fat schizo who was selling crap in order for money for cigarettes.

Insults on this message board are top notch boring.

yeah you failed 2wice.

Well, you know that kind best.

Is this a Mission of Burma reference? Cum-loving faggot.

no i hardly lissen to burma.

you got to take it slower. by explaining the fact that you are trying to make good insult it kinda ruins it.

just barging in with a "cum lovin faggot" out of nowhere is no good. you need to have some nuance. follow the person around a few threads. just relax and it will come naturally.

n'ik, your posts are always hilarious. Seriously, I'm about to do blaze the pot smoking deer season 2, you gotta contribute some lines!

Like, if I have a certain scene in mind, could I put you on the spot and ask you what you'd say, if say, you were a cocaine taking deer that is snorting coke off of blaze's dick?

yeah i wrote you a load of crap to be used in one of your flims. its lying around my harddrive somewhere. ill see if i can find it by tonight

just send me whatever the line is and ill give you a on the spot response.

You really don't need to burrow that prick farther than it already is.

Who explained anything, shit-grin?

The nuance is that you are gay. People have caught on to the whiff.

Atsonicpark loves bukkake because he envisions it with him in the middle with you and me wanking like fountains.

but its kind of an obvious nuance dont you think?

i would expect more than simple faggot or gay. at least rectal ranger or splooge soldier. something a bit more creative.

c'mon, i know you can do this!

All means the same thing to me, cum-magnate.

your so drunk when you post the html code is falling apart.

cum magnate is better but you should have posted a picture of like a big fat version of the monopoly man with hip hop bling on stirring a massive pot of it.

Let's try this...

Blaze offers a cocaine deer, a heroin deer, and an acid deer a puff of his weed joint.

He says something like, "I know this is usually viewed as a GATEWAY DRUG, but to me, it's the WHOLE GATE." or something ridiculous and nonsensical.

Then, I'm going to have the acid, cocaine, and heroin deer each take hits in really quick motion, just deer 1 frame, puffing deer 1 frame, then flash to the next, so 6 short frames of them smoking and then it's going to cut back to them all standing there and I want to figure out what an acid, a heroin, and a cocaine deer, converted to the ways of weed, might say.

Sort of, I post on another site that has a more efficient code, so I fuck it up when I remember that I'm on this old school shit code.

Or when you look in a mirror. Completes the same image.

ok i'll try to come up with something for that today.

i got to go to the post office soon but ill be on later

Isn't Blaze a receptacle of the most over-used drug cliches know to man?

haha.

It'll give you something to think of all day.

SHIT.

Helicopters are flying over my house in a sequential pattern looking for runaway Mexican thieves.

Well, the entire point of the show is to hook people in by offering all the drug cliches and whatnot, but there's actually deep philisophical, and often existential, ponderings, underneath the surface. The entire concept of the show is, as a creator of the stuff I've created, I am betraying my roots; I am betraying the shit I believe in, to "Sell out", to "cash in", to create this show centered around a drug I don't even use -- which is why I don't really understand some facets of smoking marijuana, which makes the show even more ridiculous and absurd in that context -- which will hook people into watching a show that is about "drugs", on the surface, but is actually a lot deeper than that...

Case in point, I spent less time animating, voicing, composing music for, etc. the first season of "Blaze", and yet it has been by far, my most successful production, with the guy from Venetian Snares offering to lend his voicing talents for the next season. It's not even that I spent less time on it - I just know that it's "less good", so the concept with season 2 is to be even more ridiculous, and to try to craft something actually.. I dunno.. respectable out of the whole thing, because I kinda hate it in a way, but also feel compelled to keep doing it, so the entire show is going to betray itself, betray its fans, and constantly become more and more self-indulgent, to the point where I no longer have a fanbase. Kinda like what David Bowie said that one time.

Okay, paragraphs, calm down. You should read my rant in the writers thread. I'm all drunk and having fun. No need to take me seriously, seriously.

'Marijuana' (nobody calls it that) I get on fucking tap. In the last five years, I haven't spent a dime on the buddha. It's all gravy. Yaddamean?

Okay, BUDdy.

No.

fuck going to the post office. its too hot to walk. today im sitting inside with a fan beside my face.

25°c?

that's really hot.

its 19.

too much for me.

i am feeling etremely tired and weak today. dont know whats up. gonna spend the whole day beside the fan with music.

to be honest, 25C already starts pissing me off. If it gets to 28C thats when I get murderous.

I'm finally gonna do my nails you guys. They are so fucking rough and sharp one little scratch in my sleep is blood for sure.

My dreams are insane! I feel emotionally wrecked when I wake up. I can feel imagined pain in my sleep. I am always running, there is a school like I am forever stuck in highschool (which is strange since I am 32) lots of snakes, These strange buildings I see, There is a whole city I created that i see every night. It is horrible feeling and ominous, the buildings are crumbling even the one I live in which is always close to water but i can never get in the water to swim and I want to so bad. I am people I have never met or known doing things I have never done. Dr seus bridges i must cross and I fell as if I will plummet off of the edge. when i wake up I have this depressed felling in the depths of my subconsious i try not to remember what i saw and felt in my sleep.

Once I dreamt I was on the toilette pissing, but I was really wetting myself. I'm not embaressed it's funny. I had to wake up Ryan and change the sheets.

it is predicted to get up to 88 which i think is around 33c. Actually this is very cool for this time of year it normally is in the 90sF in this season. I love it, but the AC in my car has broken so i am driving in a very hot black car for 2 hrs out of the day. I am actually saving quite a bit on gas for this reason. I just crank down the windows and spray myself with bath & body works body splash. It cools you off and you smell fresh.

There needs to be more rain and snow in my opinion.

Yeah. It inspires the best UUUUUU albums.

24 -> 34 c is my happy range. outside that window I start to go insane.

What are these philosophical and existential ponderings?

Exactly! I can't create when the sun is penetrating my eyes and it's 25c outside!

THis is my new smoking freind outside.

i fucking hate hot weather.