ronald mcdonald is so fucking scary

Yeah. I hate clowns.

it would seem that a lot of other people also hate clowns





but not this kid

 

He should...

holy shit

okay i'm gonna go cry

I used to always answer the phones formally and politely, even though God help me sometimes I wanted to say, "Yeah, what do you want, then?". Thankfully I no longer have to man the phones, so the masses don't get to hear my dulcet Sarf London tones.

So, you any good at spreadsheets then?...:D ;)

...Cantanky

i don't think i've ever made a spreadsheet. you mean like on excel? no.

ah well. i'm never going to have a real job anyway.
je te pardonne

(and sorry again, I'm tired...)

Ronald McDonald is very scary indeed:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Q16KpquGsIc

Monty Python's Flying Circus is great.

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you got a bigger version of this?

i wanna hypnotize myself

o wait duh i can change the screen resolution

"You feel sleepy, you can't keep your eyes open...
Now you're gonna buy "hits are for squares" at your nearest Starbucks Coffee..."