Yeah, exactly. That Bluetones bloke just had an unavoidable twattishness that was never not gonna influence his music. It's like if you walk down the street and you see someone that looks like Badly Drawn Boy. you just think 'twat', and you're right. With women it's a bit more difficult because I might fancy them even though they're clearly a twat (Lily allen, for example.) That's when things get a bit more difficult. She's still a twat, but I won't just dismiss her the way I would, say, Soundgarden.

She once said that the protagonist in Dostoyevsky's 'The Idiot' kills his landlady. I haven't read either 'The Idiot' or 'Crime and Punishment' but I know that's wrong. Idiot. And that was on The Culture Show for god's sake, fucking idiot editors.

Not knowing Dostoyesky does not a twat make.

Glice is 100% right about Lauren Laverne by the way. I'd go so far as to say that I'd marry her if she'd let me.

It was the Culture show! She shouldn't be on it, she's knows nothing! And she's annoying. Just because you fancy her.

"we can't start being twats until the guys who really sing are in position...they just arrived, finally! now we're twats".

This guy seriously is THE biggest twat in the world.

Coco Rosie


What's wrong with you two? Are you slightly surprised that you've been awarded the ''strangled cat-voice twat award''? Carry on doing your sister's hair. By the way, you're both twats.

The Hoobs

You know, every morning I wake up to the sound of your twattish ''dooo bee do bee dooooo!'' in my ears because I left the tv on the previous night and we both come back to life at the same time. I never said this to you guys, but you are bunch of adventurous, irritating twats. Twats.

haha.

I love him but he looks like a such a twat in that picture.

Consider your balls officially flayed-in-waiting. Wrong!

I would go so far as to say that knowing Dostoyevsky does make a twat. How many faux-intellectuals have you met that want to talk about Dostoyevsky in an exceptionally twatty fashion? It's the true marker of the twat. With honourable exception for Mr 2600, perhaps.



I don't have a problem with Zippy or Bungle - Zippy's just a harmless gobshite, Bungle a loveable bear - but George is such a self-hating queer. Just look at his twatty body language. Twat!

Ha ha haaaa! The best one so far. Isn't that William doing some live writing on his blog about the "bearded hippy sandal-wearers" on the SY Gossip baord?

It's almost like they're having a ''twat stares at another twat'' competition.

yeah whatever :fuckyou::D

"what do you mean, late for the midwestern emo explosion? we're completely original twats!"




"if paganini wrote twats instead of caprices, i'd be all of them"




"because you not only need to look at me to know i'm a twat, you also need to hear the remixes"




"we looked for the most twatish elements in rock from the last 20-some years to create the ultimate twat band".

ahh yes, they are using one of their cuntish songs, the same song, to advertise a shiton of crap whenever the simpsons are on and i have to listen to their twatish pseudo portishead-on-laxatives with bad and weird for the sake of being bad and weird vocals whenever i watch tv.


very probably, he would have fired back right about now, though...perhaps it's the fact that he can't ban us here that is making him hesitate.

but he's manning both laptops so one is definitely at the susan lawly board.

(glad you enjoyed it, i had fun yesterday afternoon coming up with all that crap).

I HATE THIS FUCKER SO MUCH>

I HAVE HATED HIM FOR SOOOO LONG

TWAT!!!

Yes Van, I understand that there's a lot of pain in your songs and everything, that still doesn't give you the right to act like such a morose, smug and intense twat. Sorry, but you too are a twat.