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█████████ 01.02.2008 10:09 AM

hi tina, i just realized that i left my wrist watch on your ass.
you can keep it.
bye%%

sarramkrop 01.02.2008 10:13 AM

Hi orange rectangle, yeah I remember not charging you more than a cheap watch because I felt a bit, erm, sorry for the little twig that you had inbetween your legs. Oh, and hello there to you.

█████████ 01.02.2008 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarramkrop
Hi orange rectangle, yeah I remember not charging you more than a cheap watch because I felt a bit, erm, sorry for the little twig that you had inbetween your legs. Oh, and hello there to you.

awww
how sweet
i'll keep the little twig on fire just for you
bye%%%%%%

sarramkrop 01.02.2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
Tina, hi. after hearing your moving story, am very interested to see your further evolution. if you ever need a "shoulder" that wont exploit you, am here for you. dont leave.
this is for you:
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Yet there are those who open many eyes. Eyes are the mirror of the soul, someone has said. So we look closely at the eyes to see the nature of the soul. Somewimes when we see the eyes--those horrible times when we see the eyes, eyes that ... that have no soul--then we know a darkness, then we wonder: where is the beauty? There is none if the eyes are soulless."
bye for now.


Aw, thanks and hi. Will you teach me not to spam? Will you be my internet friend?

sarramkrop 01.02.2008 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
awww
how sweet
i'll keep the little twig on fire just for you
bye%%%%%%


Careful not to let it drop on your feet when it's badly burnt. Hi. Bye.

floatingslowly 01.02.2008 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tina
Careful not to let it drop on your feet when it's badly burnt. Hi. Bye.


hi Tina.

welcome back.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Nefeli
Somewimes when we see the eyes--those horrible times when we see the eyes, eyes that ... that have no soul--then we know a darkness, then we wonder: where is the beauty? There is none if the eyes are soulless.


I'm not sure who wrote that, but I'm going to give you the credit.

you are so fucking awesomely weird it gives me goosebumps.

Cantankerous 01.02.2008 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by screamingskull
cuppa = cup of tea



if you are referring to your conception that makes you WAY younger than i thought you were.


And yeah, Hi, I am still Screamingskull!, Screaming Scull on the old board since April 2005.

what, did you think i was like, 25?

sarramkrop 01.02.2008 01:10 PM

Hi. I'm Tina and I am loling. LOL WITH TINA.

_slavo_ 01.02.2008 01:18 PM

LOL ! Hi.

floatingslowly 01.02.2008 01:43 PM

omg ha tina! lol hah he he.

screamingskull 01.02.2008 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous
what, did you think i was like, 25?


no not 25, but more like 19 or 20.
so you're what 17? There's no way i'd more to new york city at 17.

Tanzende Schauspieler 01.04.2008 09:43 AM

Wasup bitches :)

logged in after like a year or so ... how are you?

su x* 01.21.2008 04:28 AM

hi, im possibly another young 'un

im rather obsessed with sonic youth at the moment (concert soon), so i thought id go on that sonic youth site with all those fanatics and join

and i did

su x* 01.21.2008 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
hi, welcome.
have bought your pair of kim's panties?
you cant join the club if you haven't bought a pair of kim gordon's panties out of ebay.
we all have a pair of kim's panties.
we are all using them right now.


please...
if i say a concerts coming up

it means soon i'll be wearing them withour having had to pay for them, nor for thrustons pair...

floatingslowly 01.21.2008 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
silly... thurston doesnt wear underwear.


don't mess with the newbie.

Lee is the one that's "FREE".


PS: hi, newbie. if you don't have yr own panties, yr welcome to borrow mine.

floatingslowly 01.21.2008 10:22 AM

PS: █████████ likes to look down the backs of people's panties.

king_buzzo 01.21.2008 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly
PS: █████████ likes to look down the backs of people's panties.


who doesn't?

su x* 01.21.2008 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
bastard, you ruined my little prank.

PS:floatingslowly's panties have poo stains.


only if they are sonic youth poo stains, and if they're lee's, i dont want them

su x* 01.22.2008 08:29 AM

like this nice welcoming environment, wasting no time in formalities


...already made friends with the board peadophile

_slavo_ 01.22.2008 08:56 AM

wrong choice

hubre 01.23.2008 03:41 PM

 

 


that`s me and my guitar
i am from austria and 30 years old and play some music

cheers mike

su x* 01.24.2008 12:58 AM

i think your guitar's broken

m1rr0r dash 01.24.2008 01:04 AM

i know for a fact that yr guitar is broken and i bet it still sounds awesome fierce... welcome hubre.


 



 


Quote:

Originally Posted by su x*
only if they are sonic youth poo stains, and if they're lee's, i dont want them


if they're not lee's, i don't want them.

ChocolateJesus 01.24.2008 12:41 PM

I am unfamiliar with all of you.

I am ChocolateJesus.
I am the same age as Jenna Jameson.
I never refer to music as "jams".
I was born near the home of the clay used to make Frankoma Pottery.
I practice hereticide, despite my love of black metal.
I like it when you see accidental boob or ass. It is sexier that way.

█████████ 01.24.2008 12:50 PM

jesus was black, you racist.

 

ChocolateJesus 01.24.2008 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
jesus was black, you racist.



 

Of course I am. You ageist?

floatingslowly 01.24.2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus
I am unfamiliar with all of you.

I am ChocolateJesus.
I am the same age as Jenna Jameson.
I never refer to music as "jams".
I was born near the home of the clay used to make Frankoma Pottery.
I practice hereticide, despite my love of black metal.
I like it when you see accidental boob or ass. It is sexier that way.


repped for successful use of a manifesto.

█████████ 01.24.2008 01:19 PM

christ, you had to use your sin reading tricks.

yes, yes i am no saint.

but she was 50 years old and had bad breathe, what could i do?

ChocolateJesus 01.24.2008 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
christ, you had to use your sin reading tricks.

yes, yes i am no saint.

but she was 50 years old and had bad breathe, what could i do?


You do what any god-fearing man would. Turn the bitch around, get to work, and when you are done, yell *zoinks* - then run from the room before she turns around for a chat. Leave a fiver on the dining room table, and never think of it again.

Wordeth.

Love,
ChocolateJesus

█████████ 01.24.2008 02:48 PM

cant you make a miracle instead?

ChocolateJesus 01.24.2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
cant you make a miracle instead?


That is the miracle. You get to bang a fiftygenarian with halitosis for only five bucks. Whaddaya want from me? Its always take, take, take with you mortals. geez.

█████████ 01.24.2008 03:27 PM

i know you make good use of church collected money,
but i dont need to pay for sex, you sick fuck.

Rob Instigator 01.24.2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hubre
 



 


that`s me and my guitar
i am from austria and 30 years old and play some music

cheers mike


goddamn austria kicks ass!!! welcome Mike!

m1rr0r dash 01.24.2008 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChocolateJesus
That is the miracle. You get to bang a fiftygenarian with halitosis for only five bucks. Whaddaya want from me? Its always take, take, take with you mortals. geez.


so jesus was a goyisher schvartze who talked like a balebatisheh yiden who shep nachas in saving a little aroisgevorfene gelt and took his own name in vain... geh vas.

█████████ 01.24.2008 03:54 PM

dont be so hard on him...
the guy is product of a incestous relationship.
and his mother was nicknamed "virgin" mary.
i know we should have crucified him upside down, but hey...

Rob Instigator 01.24.2008 03:59 PM

Jesus probably looked much more like Osama Bin Laden than any self-respecting cracka will want to admit.

m1rr0r dash 01.24.2008 04:06 PM

<<<<< self-deprecating goyisher belgisch, not a 'cracka'...

ChocolateJesus 01.24.2008 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by █████████
i know you make good use of church collected money,
but i dont need to pay for sex, you sick fuck.


Spoken like a true virgin. We all pay for sex. Everyone. The currency is the only variable.

█████████ 01.24.2008 04:51 PM

i'll keep jerking off then.

ChocolateJesus 01.24.2008 04:54 PM

probably for the best.


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