No more pondering on internet invitations for bingo nights for me,thanks.

self entertainment?

i dont know... some kind of mental disorder?
maybe she's just doing heavy drugs...

acham mesmo que se ela tivesse ido ao ATP nao tinham dado por ela? depois de tanta auto-promocao acho dificil... bah.

you all are free to speculate as you wish.

damn straight!

My ten penneth on the was she/ wasn't she there debate: I have an incredibly keen eye for jailbait, and I didn't see her.

is that why the hat? to intice the young uns?

If she had of been there at least one person here would have seen the stream of guys following her around

surely some photographic evidence would put an end to the did she/didnt she rumours. christ knows she takes enough pics of herself.

She was there.

And so was I.

I got my Chipper bike out of the shed and cleaned off the cobwebs, and made my way up there on it.

I saw Cantanky as she passed me in a Reliant Robin, drooling and muttering to herself.

Unfortunately I only made it there last night so only got to see Joe Longthorne performing Shirley Bassey's greatest hits.

I was surprised how many ladies were impressed by the hat, actually. I have other means of enticing the young 'uns. Like my enormous penis. I don't believe I've mentioned that before, have I?

this is so entertaining. you have no idea.

its not yours though. you paint it and tell them its rare tropical snake to get them in your gaff and have your wicked way you vile boy.

It's true. And, in true confessions time, I have written A-level essays in service of 'the cause'. Went very well on both counts - she got an A...

dude this freaked me out, i thought it was me for a minute

Alex you look so pensive there.

You have a big wire under your shirt.

Just thought you should know.

cause he is with the CIA or some undercover agent.