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You don't need to; I loved all the nonsense stuff. I liked making stuff up as I typed. I think the Time Surfers thing was quite good. We were all on top form.

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

Grassyass :)

I figure the script will start something like this:

Sonic Youth, Husker Du, and J/Patti are at an airport

Kim: When's our plane coming?
J/Patti: When I make Gloria mine!
Lee: When I see Karen again.
Thurston: My mind is a gelatinous ball of pepper.

Steve comes in view. He prances around in a leotard that makes him look like the pink panther.

Steve: lol lol lol lol buttsex
Husker Du (SIMULTANEOUSLY): We were thinking that! As soon as Chuck Norris boards our plane, we guess. YEAH! *JAMS KICK OUT*

random tourists with fanny packs and joints yell for patti to start some poetic rantings

Patti: POEMS POEMS POEMS THE AIR IS A GENTLE BREEZE
Audience: Whooo!
Patti: Whooing is for sellouts of the mindwarped generation that never embraced the intensity of rock and roll blending into poetry and the sweet jams invigorating their senses blahfhfahfahfahvsegnseibuttsex.

that is scene one.

It's cool how we keep it bumped and all. But it's been a while sense we've goffed around and made fools of ourselves

Edit- You got me.

I was thinking of the old thread, sorry. There's been moments in this one too though.

This thread has become like a little mini-forum within the forum, or something. Actually, that's bollocks, but you know what I mean.

Yes, I understand what you mean. It's almost like "what are you doing?"

Hhahaha. ATTN: Everyone!!! Pop in/on yr EJSTANS tapes/rekkids/cd's and turn the volume WAY up and listen for ALL OF SISTER!!! It's way obvious during the breaks between songs. EX: At the end of Winner's Blues, you can hear "shizophrenia...." (as in "...is takin' me home")!!!

Yeah, some dude on the net told me that's because SY wanted to do a buy-one-get-one-free offer on SY LPs, but they weren't allowed to. So late one night it seems that Steve broke into the record company office, drew a big picture of a cake over the bosses' portrait and recorded the two LP's onto one tape simultaeneously, so that you get them both. The band has been trying to get double royalties for every purchas ever since, one lot for each LP.

if you stick around after the end of the diamond sea on cd, you can hear the infamous "cake session" which was steve's idea of a joke. he recorded himself eating cake with the king of the land of chocolate.

I heard it was Eddie Van Halen trying to sabatage the youth's career.

That reminds me of the Butthole Surfers song with sounds of people going number 2

Steve has apparantly been obsessed with cake since the age of seven, when he witnessed a small cat eating some scone.

yeah, van halen is a mean mofo. at the 1981 sonic youth show in candyland city, he jumped on stage during "i wanna be yr dog" and tried to steal the chocolate cake that he saw steve was hiding behind the drumkit. it got UGLY.

Steve, of course, had wired the moist chocolate cream filling up to the electricity.

This Is Not A Joke!!! I Will Fight Each And Every One Of You!!!

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest

Steve, of course, had wired the moist chocolate cream filling up to the electricity.

of course.

FIGHT!

finding nobody quickly hopped from his side of the table to hip preist's.
"Let's form an allience!" said finding nobody.

Grab yourself some gateau, comrades, and and prepare for action.

schizophrenicroom yells for k-krack and gets out her secret weapons..

Oh no...

Joel, we'd best open the special cake tin.

you probably should..

Are we gonna go for it? Or have a cake stand-off? We don't know what your secret weapon is, and you don't know what's in the special cake tin. Now is the time to negotiate a settlement, if you wish. Before the conflict escalates.