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truncated 02.09.2007 09:46 AM

Responding to her in any form is only encouragement. How did you meet this girl to begin with?

On some level, you should be flattered you have a stalker. Few people ever receive that kind of devotion.

compulsive diarrhea, jico 02.09.2007 09:54 AM

truncated? you're alive? you sadic girl, how long have you been in submission?

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Responding to her in any form is only encouragement. How did you meet this girl to begin with?

On some level, you should be flattered you have a stalker. Few people ever receive that kind of devotion.


http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/sho...hlight=stalker

truncated 02.09.2007 10:05 AM

Ah, so you flirted casually with her, leading the poor bible-thumper on, dismissed her childish yet transparent attempts to seduce you, and then deserted her, with no closure? And you're surprised that she's harassing you?

More importantly, why were you fraternizing with someone who was unpleasant to you?

Jico, why did you change your name?

compulsive diarrhea, jico 02.09.2007 10:17 AM

i've changed the email and password from the old account, everytime i ask for a password request it goes to the wrong mailbox.
i do stupid funny things. especially when i'm drunk.

i asked for help to chabib, but he must be too busy or whatever.

truncated 02.09.2007 10:21 AM

chabib can suck my left one. I'm growing weary of the red.

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truncated
Ah, so you flirted casually with her, leading the poor bible-thumper on, dismissed her childish yet transparent attempts to seduce you, and then deserted her, with no closure? And you're surprised that she's harassing you?

More importantly, why were you fraternizing with someone who was unpleasant to you?

Jico, why did you change your name?


I never flirted with her, at all, in nooo way. And i had no friends at school, her attacks at me werent overly harsh at the time. And i cant kick her out of the art room.

jon boy 02.09.2007 10:28 AM

just dont go into mcdonalds anymore. get a new phone number and block her e-mails.

truncated 02.09.2007 10:29 AM

Perhaps you're just dashingly, irresistibly charismatic. Don't complain, you'll cash in sometime.

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jon boy
just dont go into mcdonalds anymore. get a new phone number and block her e-mails.


haha thats the thing I NEVER GOT AN E-MAIL! ever. i have NOOOOOOO idea what she is going on about with the e-mail shit.

And its bullshit that i have to live uncomfortably because shes a nut

pretty soon she will get me a gun rack for my bithday... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

jon boy 02.09.2007 10:40 AM

well your screwed then i can offer no more advice. your just going to have to live with it.

Tokolosh 02.09.2007 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
haha thats the thing I NEVER GOT AN E-MAIL! ever. i have NOOOOOOO idea what she is going on about with the e-mail shit.

And its bullshit that i have to live uncomfortably because shes a nut

pretty soon she will get me a gun rack for my bithday... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?


Arm yourself? 'cause she'll be back before you know it. Guaranteed.

truncated 02.09.2007 11:53 AM

Did you ever ask her why she was so dedicatedly pursuing you? If nothing else, give yourself an ego boost.

In all seriousness, while I'm in no way saying I'd want a stalker, that really is flattering on some level. You'll probably never get this kind of intensity again in your entire life. You'll mourn it when it's gone.

Toilet & Bowels 02.09.2007 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
pretty soon she will get me a gun rack for my bithday... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?


that's a quote from somewhere, a film i think

truncated 02.09.2007 12:02 PM

Indeed. Wayne's World.

Toilet & Bowels 02.09.2007 12:08 PM

has anal alien been telling us fibs?

truncated 02.09.2007 12:29 PM

I don't know. I don't listen to anyone with the word "anal" in their name.

ALIEN ANAL 02.11.2007 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels
has anal alien been telling us fibs?


telling fibs? why...because of the quote?, i thought it would be funny thats all:D

Anyway, today i find out she is telling the people at maccas that she kicked me out of maccas because of the shirt i was wearing.:confused:

ALIEN ANAL 02.11.2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
Sorry about changing the subject, but you went to Maccas just for some hash browns? Must be some damn good hash browns! Do people really do that......just order hash browns? I love hash browns too, but it's usually served with two friend eggs over easy and the yellow yoke breaks and you mix it in with the hash brown. I also get my hash browns smothered with onion and covered in melted cheese - mmmmmm good! Do you mix mayonnaise in with yours?


I dont normaly eat breakfast, and im a light eater anyway. Plus i dont eat eggs because i get sick, and i dont like eating untrusting foods early because i dont want my day ruind. And no mayo, just a hash brown in a bag. :D

compulsive diarrhea, jico 02.11.2007 12:04 PM

hey. at least you're not receiving mms from her :p


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