Nah, you just have to get a Dylan-esque doo going. That's what them guys kinda have, don't they? Your blonde should be fine.

they have kind of half dylan/half robert smith hair. well i don't know about nowadays but they did back in the 80s for sure. i wouldn't be cutting or teasing my hair. i think the fact that it only gets combed when i dye it and is otherwise extremely unkempt would be enough.

yngwie malmsteen on second guitar.

weasel totally ignored my screaming pleas to "bring the fucking luttenbachers" when i saw him slay with xbxrx while sitting on a chair with a bag because they didn't bring a proper drum stool.

Yeah. They could get your hair. They might sell more records?

i think they would have sold more records if i had been born 25 years earlier and had been in their videos.

Playing bass in their videos!

or just dancing around in a short dress.

chances are you would get blamed for the mary chain breaking up.

chances are if i was dancing around in their videos i would end up becoming involved with one of them and being a yoko. so yeah.

so william or jim?

william, are you crazy? neither of them were particularly good looking but william always wore sunglasses and he was the guitar player and he walked offstage, effectively ending the band. all of which i dig.

Laura Veirs, My Brightest Diamond, The Notwist, Radiohead

I dunno...

bassist for the Butthole Surfers in their prime?

Einstürzende Neubauten !!!

Pavement

I could see you in Pavement, Danny.

Easy for me this one, Pussy Galore. So I could be on ... let me think now...5th guitar!

i was being sarcastic, dude has such a big ego, he never lets any other guitarist in his band.

a friend of mine bought a malmsteen book that came with a cd with exercises, we put track one: "hi, velcome to yngwie malmsteen's guitar method, now let's hear exercise number vone: 'PRIRPRIURRIRORIRIRRPRIRORRIRIR", ok, now let's here it at half speed and play along" and the track played at the same speed as before; then track two "ok, exercise number two: 'PRIRPRIURRIRORIRIRRPRIRORRIRIR" -the exact same lick, i could hear no difference, then we skipped a couple of tracks-"exercise numbah 27, play along: 'PRIRPRIURRIRORIRIRRPRIRORRIRIR"

my friend was so pissed off.

Mark Ibold? I look like Mark Ibold?

Mark Ibold; he was on this forum a long time ago...